New and PROUD EBT card carrier!

New and PROUD EBT card carrier!

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Amsterdam, NY

#1 Apr 17, 2014
I just got my EBT card yesterday and it's pretty much the best feeling I've had in a very long time.$189 to spend on FOOD. I used to hate Obama but now he's my hero for helping me out with free food which i really need since I'm only making about $400 a week off the books in cash, unreported income. Obama really knows how to come through to help out those in need. My only real complaint is that I cannot use my EBT to buy beer or cigs. Or for fast food. In California people can use their EBT for KFC and Dominos. Why not here? I'd like to be swiping my EBT for that too. But i guess it's all good since last night I had the munchies, went to walmart and bought soda, chips, candy, cookies and a cake on my EBT. It felt really good not to have to spend my own cash on these items. I wish now I could get an Obama-fone or an Obama-laptop or actually got cash benefits on my EBT. But I guess I should be happy with the food benefits I have. Thanks to Obama I hope I never have to pay cash money for chips and cookies again.

United States

#2 Apr 17, 2014
newyorkmutt wrote:
I just got my EBT card yesterday
Shouldn't you have used the sarcasm font on that diatribe?


“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#3 Apr 17, 2014
If you pump out a few babies to multiple whodababydaddies you'll get at least 4 times that measly 189.00...Kyra, Get that azz moving!!!!!!!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#4 Apr 17, 2014
You should thank all those 'domestic terrorists' who pay their taxes in order to fund your EBT card.
Jesse Pinkman

Overland Park, KS

#5 Apr 17, 2014
EBT and SNAP,...Don't Leave Home Without Them,...You never know when you might get the munchies,...

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