First Class Steerage

Indianapolis, IN

#202 Jan 27, 2012
Bessy Bell and Mary Gray,
They were two horny lasses;
They built their house upon the lea,
And hosted fraternity rushes.

Bessy kept the garden gate,
And Mary kept the pantry;
Bessy always had to wait,
While Mary she got plenty.
bradster

Allen Park, MI

#204 Feb 9, 2012
little jack horner
sat in the corner
eating his pizza pie
he fart pepperoni
and blew his friend tony
and shot his dick in his eye
Major General Sobriquet

Indianapolis, IN

#205 Feb 9, 2012
Desperate Dan,
The dirty old man,
Washed his face
In a frying pan;
Combed his hair
With the leg of a chair;
Picked up a ho
with a bent elbow
Desperate Dan,
The dirty old man.
1Bestie13

United States

#206 Feb 13, 2012
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack got high,unzipped his fly and asked Jill if she wanna.
Jill said yes,pulled up her dress and they had a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Major General Sobriquet

Indianapolis, IN

#207 Feb 13, 2012
Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye;
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened, the birds began to sing;
Was not that a dainty dish to set before the king?

The Congress was in the countinghouse, counting out there money;
The Prez was in the parlor eating bread and honey.
The citizen was in the garden, hanging out their clothes;
When along came a blackbird and snipped off their nose!

There was such a commotion
That little Chiney Wren
Flew down into the garden
And popped it back again!
Amereilla

Sun City, CA

#208 Mar 29, 2012
Row row row your boat gently down the stream... Throw your sister over board, watch and hear her scream!

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#209 Mar 29, 2012
Old Mother Hubbard when to the cubbard to get her doggie a bone..

When she bent over Rover took over!!

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#210 Mar 29, 2012
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I live in a frying pan
Turn on the gas
and burnt my ass
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!!
michael james

Chelsea, VT

#211 Apr 18, 2012
DILF wrote:
Little Boy Blue,
Who knew?
little miss muffet started to cuff it along came a spider she spread her legs wider and squirted that spider away.
juliaa925

Stratford, CT

#212 Jun 8, 2012
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jills candy
Jack got a shock
A mouthful of cock
'Cuz Jills real name was Randy
hehehaha

Singapore, Singapore

#214 Oct 13, 2012
Jack and Jill, went up the hill, to smoke some marijuana, Jack died because he was too high and Jill followed him later. ╮(╯&#9 661;╰)╭
Jayno

Pittsburgh, PA

#217 Dec 11, 2012
Nooooo
rand9

Elmira, NY

#218 Dec 13, 2012
twinkle twinkle little whor close your legs they are not a door
lil

Fredericksburg, VA

#220 Jan 13, 2013
yall stupid...
lol

Saint Clairsville, OH

#221 Feb 3, 2013
jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy jack got a shock,and mouth full of cock,cuz jills real name is randy
chas

United States

#222 Feb 26, 2013
There was an old lady from wheeling
She got this really strange feeling
so sh laid on her back, and tickled her crack
and pi*sed all over the ceiling.
nessienelson

Livonia, MI

#223 Jun 18, 2013
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man he hopped out his window with D in hand he said "excuse me ladies just doing my duty so why not pull down your pants and give me some booty"
Hannah

Pittsburgh, PA

#224 Jul 9, 2013
Marry had a little lamb
His eyes were black as coal
He crept into her room one night
And ate her f-ing soul.
trectioner

Brookville, OH

#225 Jan 26, 2014
Quagmire wrote:
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
omg my mums boyfriend taught me this oneone
trectioner

Brookville, OH

#227 Jan 26, 2014
Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her bowl of soup when along came a spider sat down beside her and said ehey bitch whats in the bowl

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