~~~Nursery Rhymes, Gone Bad~~~
MerryTheTree-Hor se

Madera, CA

#180 Jun 2, 2011
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To smoke some Marijuana
Jack got high
And dropped his fly,
And asked Jill, "Do you wanna?"
Jill said 'Yes'
And dropped her dress
And then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill
Forgot the pill,
And now they have a son!
Yowutup

Denver, CO

#181 Jun 24, 2011
Old King Cole was a merry old soul a merry old soul was he,
He chewed off his tit, ate his own shit, and washed it down with some tea.
Limmybear

Brisbane, Australia

#182 Aug 29, 2011
Hehe
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marowana.
Jack got high and dropped his fly and said "do ya wanna".
Jill said yes and dropped her dress,
And then they had some fun.
But Jill forgot to take the pill,
And now they have a son!
sarahb

Timmins, Canada

#183 Aug 29, 2011
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack said "Hi" and dropped his fly and said "Do you wanna?" Jill said "yes" and dropped her dress and had a little fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill and now she has a son!
funnymotherfucke r

Buffalo Grove, IL

#184 Nov 6, 2011
Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill's fanny
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock
Because Jill was really a tranny
Delusional Geno

West Hollywood, CA

#185 Nov 6, 2011
funnymotherfucker wrote:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill's fanny
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock
Because Jill was really a tranny
sounds like a geno, ferretman nursery-rhyme. ferret being the tranny of course.
Ambulance Chaser

United States

#186 Nov 20, 2011
Representative Foster went to Washington,
In a shower of rain;
He stepped in a puddle,
Right up to his middle,
And we never had money again.
Ambulance Chaser

United States

#187 Nov 20, 2011
High diddle diddle,
The Cat played the Fiddle,
The Cow jump'd over the Moon,
The little dog laugh'd to see such Craft,
And the Dish ran away with the Spoon.

Lousy bunch of tweekers stole my TV.
Keann

Rancho Cucamonga, CA

#188 Nov 21, 2011
Rock a bye baby is bad song cause the story is that the mother was rocking the baby to he tree top the branch fell and then the baby died! Thats why I don't like to sing it to my dolls,baby friends, and my baby sister.
Keann

Rancho Cucamonga, CA

#189 Nov 21, 2011
Row row row your boat gently down the stream, happily happily happily happily the kid fell on the stream.( and drowned) I don't like going to a boat ride. Also I had a bad memory... I threw up!!!
Keann

Rancho Cucamonga, CA

#190 Nov 21, 2011
Rain rain go away come again another day little children want to play. Rain rain please go away cause the kid slipped on the roof and died!
Keann

Rancho Cucamonga, CA

#191 Nov 21, 2011
Twinkle twinkle little star. How I wonder what you are. It's so dark outside. Kids went to talk to the spirits. Kids went to the attic but the spirits took them away.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#192 Nov 21, 2011
DILF wrote:
Little Boy Blue,
Who knew?
He needed the money.
theonethatgotawa y

United States

#193 Jan 2, 2012
Jack and Jill went up a hill,
to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked Jill do you wanna?
Jill said yes,
pulled down her dress,
and you know what happend next.
Jill forgot her stupid pill,
then they had a son named Bill.:3
Ambulance Chaser

United States

#194 Jan 2, 2012
Rub a dub dub,
Three men in a tub;
And who do you think they be?
The Senator, the Aide,
The Cabinet Post-maker;
Turn 'em out, knaves all three!

Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a tub,
And how do you think they got there?
They all jumped out of a rotten potato,
'Twas enough to make a man stare.
Morgan

Brampton, Canada

#197 Jan 23, 2012
those are halariose

I love them
Morgan

Brampton, Canada

#198 Jan 23, 2012
Stop you are hurting me with these funny jokes
Morgan

Brampton, Canada

#199 Jan 23, 2012
The itsy bitst spyder climed up the water spout down came the big fat tree and knocked the spider out then the spider came and said thats it f*** you and now that little spider has one son or two
First Class Steerage

Indianapolis, IN

#200 Jan 24, 2012
This is the house that Congress built.

This is the malt
That lay in the house that Congress built.

This is the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Congress built.
This is the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Congress built.

This is the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Congress built.
This is the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Congress built.

This is the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Congress built.

This is the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Congress built.
This is the priest all shaven and shorn,
That married the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Congress built.

This is the cock that crowed in the morn,
That waked the priest all shaven and shorn,
That married the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn, That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Congress built.

This is the farmer sowing the corn,
That kept the cock that crowed in the morn.
That waked the priest all shaven and shorn,
That married the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Congress built.

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Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#201 Jan 24, 2012
lol

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