~~~Nursery Rhymes, Gone Bad~~~

“July”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#26 Jan 24, 2009
Georgie Porgie pudding and Pie..

Pis*ed the people and made them sigh..

But ..when Obama came out to play.

Everyone chanted ''HIP! HIP! HOORAY''!!!

(LOL)

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#28 Jan 24, 2009
Laugh, Kookaburra,
Laugh, Kookaburra,
Gay your life must be.

Nuff said....

“July”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#29 Jan 24, 2009
"Pussycat pussycat, where have you been?"
'I've been up in the attic listening to ''Queen."
''Pussycat pussycat, why did you go there?"
' Well! I couldn't find pants and my bottom was bare'!

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#30 Jan 24, 2009
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
because her dog had a bone;
But when she got there
her bottom was bare,
And so the dog had her right there

“July”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#31 Jan 24, 2009
justaguess wrote:
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
because her dog had a bone;
But when she got there
her bottom was bare,
And so the dog had her right there
LOL J.. GREAT one..
and GOOD, as always...to see you.
I shouldn't be here at ALL!! LOL! Ive things to do.
but this is a draw! Ha! ha!
''The owl and the [email protected]
set off to sea in a beautiful pea green boat..
The cat pushed the owl into the water!
just to see .. if he could float.
The Owl shook his feathers at the stars above
and swore by his little guitar.
'O [email protected] ..O [email protected] .. O [email protected], by jove
What a terrible sea mate you are ..
you are .. you are..you are
What a terrible sea mate you are ''!!

“July”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#32 Jan 24, 2009
J,

LOL...
When I was writing the word [email protected] but spelled correctly
I was told to 'refrain from suggestive language'
so thats why I had to change it!

Ha ha ha!

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#33 Jan 24, 2009
Grace Nerissa wrote:
J,
LOL...
When I was writing the word [email protected] but spelled correctly
I was told to 'refrain from suggestive language'
so thats why I had to change it!
Ha ha ha!
Hi Grace..!!!!!!!!yeah I hear ya..I have things to do too..I get to playin here and then all of a sudden it's 3 hours later..whoa..!!!..

I was laughing about the spelling too,,,had to use dollar signs...for s's...lol

Great to see you too..!!!!!!!!

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#35 Jan 24, 2009
Mary had a little lamb
and when she was done
passed her plate for a little more.

“Extra Extra Read all about me”

Level 1

Since: May 08

illinois

#36 Jan 24, 2009
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubboard to get her poor dog a bone,
When she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own!

“July”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#37 Jan 24, 2009
King (Elvis) was in the counting house
counting all his money

The queen was getting bored,
and didn't find 'twas funny

Michael was in the garden..
hanging out the clothes,

When down swooped a blackbird ..
and pecked off his nose!

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#38 Jan 24, 2009
Mary Mary quit contrary how does your garden grow.
With plenty of Mircle-gro and weeding and watering and keeping the bugs out and the rabbits and the birds
I,m going to shop for them next time....

“July”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#39 Jan 25, 2009
GOOSEY GOOSEY GANDER..

The real version >

''Goosey Goosey Gander where shall I wander,
Upstairs, downstairs and in my lady's chamber
There I met an old man who wouldn't say his prayers,
I took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs.''

--------

''
Goosey Goosey Gander where shall I wander,
Upstairs, downstairs .. turn on your computer
There you'll meet old men who do not say their prayers,
You'll also find some ladies there .. who don't say theirs!''

LOL..
Krypteia

Brighton, UK

#41 Jan 25, 2009
Jack and Jill went up the hill
and planned to do some kissing
Jack made a pass ans grabbed her ass
now two of his front teeth are missing
Krypteia

Brighton, UK

#42 Jan 25, 2009
Hey Diddle,Diddle
The cat did a piddle
all over the bedside clock
The little dog laughed
to see such fun
Then died of electric shock.

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#43 Jan 25, 2009
Jack Sprat was mighty fat,
His wife was very lean.
And so between the two of them
the sex was quite obscene.
Krypteia

Brighton, UK

#44 Jan 25, 2009
Spider,Spider on the wall
Ain't you got no sense at all?
Cain't you see the walls been plastered
Now your stuck you silly b#stard

“July”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#45 Jan 25, 2009
LOL... great ones that really made me laugh!
'Hey diddle Diddle..
The cat went ''on the fiddle''
the cow lifted his tail .. to moon
The little dog thought he'd join in too
so he started started to whistle a tune..

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#46 Jan 25, 2009
Peter, Peter veggie eater
Had wife and used to beat her.
Put her in a little shack
That is when she hit him back.

“''I should have known better."”

Since: Oct 08

Somewhere in S. E. Kent. UK

#47 Jan 25, 2009
Mary had a little pig,

She kept it fat and plastered;

And when the price of pork went up,

She shot the little bastard.

~~~~~~~~~~
Mary had a little lamb.

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

Between two hunks of bread.

~~~~~~~~~~
Jack and Jill went up the hill

To have a little fun.

Stupid Jill forgot the pill

And now they have a son.

~~~~~~~~~~
Simple Simon met a pie~man going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the pie~man,

'What have you got there?'

Said the pie~man unto Simon,

'Pies, you dumb ass'

~~~~~~~~~~
Ok, so that one didn't rhyme.

~~~~~~~~~~
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings' horses,

And all the kings' men.

Had scrambled eggs,

For breakfast again.

~~~~~~~~~~
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,

All over the bedside clock.

The little dog laughed to see such fun.

Then died of electric shock.

~~~~~~~~~~
There was a little girl who had a little curl

Right in the middle of her forehead.

When she was good, she was very, very good.

But when she was bad........

She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront apartment & a sports car.

~~~~~~~~~~
:^)

“July”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#50 Jan 25, 2009
Wee WINKI wrote:
<quoted text>
'
THose were good... Mind if I borrow them??
'
'
Wee Willy WINKI
was drug across the floor
'
Carpet burns, made his head a little sore???
'
'
Wait there's more.!! Hold on..
'
'
Dayum .... I lost it!!! hahahahahaahah
'
WINKI??/ I justy hadda...
Tut! Tut!!

LOL

WHAT will I do with you! ha ha ha!

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