~~~Nursery Rhymes, Gone Bad~~~

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Since: Nov 07

Amarillo, TX

#1 Jan 23, 2009
Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
when the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

Since: Nov 07

Amarillo, TX

#2 Jan 23, 2009
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

“near Halloween.”

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Since: Dec 06

#3 Jan 23, 2009
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack ran his left hand .. up Jill's leg
and .. she knew what he was after!
DILF

Medford, NY

#5 Jan 23, 2009
Little Boy Blue,
Who knew?
DILF

Medford, NY

#6 Jan 23, 2009
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
to fetch a pale of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
and Jill just blew him.

How was that?
Quagmire

Orange Park, FL

#7 Jan 23, 2009
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.
Quagmire

Orange Park, FL

#8 Jan 23, 2009
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky.
Quagmire

Orange Park, FL

#9 Jan 23, 2009
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

“Take it and own it, again.”

Level 4

Since: Apr 07

Huntington Beach "Surf City"

#10 Jan 23, 2009
Hickory Dickory dock....

[Dice Clay Style...]
Quagmire

Orange Park, FL

#11 Jan 23, 2009
Jack and Jill went up the hill
They each had a quarter
Jill came down with 50 cents.
Did they really go for water?
Quagmire

Orange Park, FL

#12 Jan 23, 2009
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
And Jill prefers,
The candlestick.
Quagmire

Orange Park, FL

#13 Jan 23, 2009
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To get a roll of cheese
Jack came down with a smile on his face
And his trousers round his knees
DILF

Medford, NY

#15 Jan 23, 2009
There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe,
She had so many kids so she married a Jew.

“I call 'em as I see 'em!”

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Since: Nov 08

& I don't suffer fools gladly

#16 Jan 23, 2009
LOL! You guys are so bad!
I just hope none of you teaches nursery school!
MeanandNasty

United States

#17 Jan 23, 2009
From our beloved George Carlin:

Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he:
He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl...I guess we all know about Old King Cole!

Since: Nov 07

Amarillo, TX

#18 Jan 23, 2009
oooooh my gawd....y'all are crackin me up

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread.

“Take it and own it, again.”

Level 4

Since: Apr 07

Huntington Beach "Surf City"

#19 Jan 23, 2009
Jack be nimble

Jack be Quick

Great balls O' fire!

“Necks time.”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

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#21 Jan 23, 2009
Jack and Jill went up a hill
to fetch a packet of lifesavers
Jack fell down and broke her water
and Jill came screaming after.
MeanandNasty

United States

#22 Jan 23, 2009
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great ball
All the king's horses and all the kings' men
Couldn't keep Humpty from getting tail again.
MeanandNasty

United States

#23 Jan 23, 2009
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I often saw her little lamb
I never saw her bare.

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