Things you say while driving

Level 9

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#168 Mar 17, 2014
Come to momma baby!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#169 Mar 17, 2014
They sure like my azz...They're.always on it.

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#170 Mar 17, 2014
watch where you are going..........

oldie but goodie , "where did you get your license Sears/Roebucks

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#171 Mar 17, 2014
You got your back seat license with you?..

I know where I'm going so shut the hell up.
Independent

United States

#172 Mar 17, 2014
FTW Forever wrote:
WE AIN'T STOPPING!!!!!!!!!!
Crawl into the back seat and pee in that soda bottle!!

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

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#173 Mar 17, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
They sure like my azz...They're.always on it.
Best one yet! May I use this?

“Well,...Whatcha Waitin' For?”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Settling Old Scores

#174 Mar 17, 2014
Keep your eyes peeled for that low flying Malaysian plane
Pale Wild Wood Flower

Castroville, TX

#175 Mar 17, 2014
Twin towers can you please check the river of seguin I have a eerie feeling that emeralds are floating in the stream.......... oh dear lord please...... no....... inform this flower immediately please!
Pale Wild Wood Flower

Castroville, TX

#176 Mar 17, 2014
why does water run forever?

and its not my good guy G. he was with me the whole time.
Pale Wild Wood Flower

Castroville, TX

#177 Mar 17, 2014
Joseph Where did you run too?
joe Stephenson.........

Joseph wayne Stephenson
pete
paiged
me

and I literally hear rushing water.....

go check the dam ..... at seguin and medina lake......
those are the only two I am connected to.
Pale Wild Wood Flower

Castroville, TX

#178 Mar 17, 2014
my good black dutch blood line has been with me the whole time...

to complete this rime the murderer is returning father time......

JOSEPH WAYNE STEPHENSON WHO DID YOU DELIVER?

what did this evil do? where are you? shi*t no body even saw you ...
exept for me yesterday around 3.

and as soon as I did I flipped a huey and flew back home cuz I will never leave my treasure alone!
I Say

Jackson, MO

#179 Mar 17, 2014
Slow down .. even to myself when it's the wisest decision. Too many needless accidents and we know why the majority of them happen. Tragic though how often it takes those innocent lives .. bad timing.

Don't Drink And Drive ... Make IT Home Alive on this here
St. Patricik's Day :)

Peace

(oops better pay attention to my driving and put down this game))

How many seconds does it take to be on the wrong side of the road?
How many distractions are worth all that .. could happen with one WRONG TURN. There isn't always a U-Turn when we need one.
Don't get caught up the exit ramps and yield to on coming traffic more politely.

**Just a few things I might say to other drivers out around me.
BEEP BEEP !
I Say

Jackson, MO

#180 Mar 17, 2014
cjt12 wrote:
Keep your eyes peeled for that low flying Malaysian plane
Be sure your trucks will clear the lower -- over passes ! Don't wanna looZe your top.
Obey teh weight restrictions and do follow most of the traffic rules. Be courteous with as
many as possible. Though I'm sure you already know and follow that .. of what I say.:)

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Since: Jul 11

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#181 Mar 17, 2014
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
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Best one yet! May I use this?
...Be my guest...

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#182 Mar 17, 2014
hey buddy how do I get this out of second gear

“Well,...Whatcha Waitin' For?”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Settling Old Scores

#183 Mar 17, 2014
Don't Drink And Fly

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#184 Mar 17, 2014
tallyho wrote:
hey buddy how do I get this out of second gear
Love that song !
http://youtu.be/enqNl7tdLR4
Guest

Jackson, MO

#185 Mar 17, 2014
liam cul8r wrote:
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Love that song !
http://youtu.be/enqNl7tdLR4
That was a good one .. go slower until you know it's safe to speed.
Always thought I wanted to be a truck driver .. or a road tripper long distance.


I might enjoy listening to this on one of them drives ..
https://www.youtube.com/watch...

Or even Mustang Sally on a day I'm really excited about the drive.

Happy P'day to You Liam -- Be Safe out there :)

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

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#186 Mar 17, 2014
KEEP YOUR HANDS to Yourself.. PERV!!
Awww

Jackson, MO

#187 Mar 17, 2014
Petal Power wrote:
KEEP YOUR HANDS to Yourself.. PERV!!
Two different versions I know similar to what you just said.
Keep Your Hands On the Wheels and Eyes Upon the Road and this is another
I just found.



Rock on Chick and Drive Safe on This St. Pat day:)

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