Things you say while driving
Carl

Erin, TN

#125 Mar 13, 2014
I always say to the wife, "STOP FARTING"!
Mirrored Visor

Huntington, NY

#126 Mar 13, 2014
"You couldn't have put your make-up on at home moron!!!????"

“Here comes Peter Cottontail”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Happy Easter!

#127 Mar 13, 2014
Uh Oh! Oh No! OOOH! Ouch! Ooowww!

I dropped my cigarette!

: O
Looking Over

Huntington, NY

#128 Mar 13, 2014
OMG She is so hot!!!!

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#129 Mar 13, 2014
SIT DOWN..Or Nooooo SLURPEES!!!
Roxie Darling
Level 6

Since: Jan 13

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#132 Mar 13, 2014
Orca Winfrey

Huntington, NY

#133 Mar 14, 2014
Roxie Darling wrote:
Did you just call me?
Wild Wood Flower

Castroville, TX

#134 Mar 14, 2014
Can we get some tacos and a coke ? that's what I would ask him when he was driving .... two bean and cheese, two carneguisada with cheese, and two caned cokes..

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#135 Mar 14, 2014
Move to the slow lane Azzhole.

Where did you get your license out of a Cracker Jack Box. Then my kids reply, "mom they can't hear You."

“I looked, and behold,”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#136 Mar 14, 2014
ms_Sweeter wrote:
Move to the slow lane Azzhole.
Where did you get your license out of a Cracker Jack Box. Then my kids reply, "mom they can't hear You."
Heh, I too say that guy drives like he got his license out of a Crack Jack Box.

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#137 Mar 14, 2014
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>
Heh, I too say that guy drives like he got his license out of a Crack Jack Box.
I guess Great Minds have the same sayings..... LOL some might try to argue that... So I'll go with we both just live around people that don't know how to drive.... People here if the speed limit is 55 on a dry sunny day they might drive 50. If its wet and raining they drive 70.
Anyway, hope Your having a good day Sublime.

“I looked, and behold,”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#138 Mar 14, 2014
ms_Sweeter wrote:
<quoted text>
I guess Great Minds have the same sayings..... LOL some might try to argue that... So I'll go with we both just live around people that don't know how to drive.... People here if the speed limit is 55 on a dry sunny day they might drive 50. If its wet and raining they drive 70.
Anyway, hope Your having a good day Sublime.
:)

I'm good. It's Friday.

I hope you are having a good day too.

Level 9

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#139 Mar 14, 2014
Thanks, I'm good...
Pale Wild Wood Flower

Castroville, TX

#140 Mar 14, 2014
your effin amazing love

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#141 Mar 14, 2014
funny weren't you just in this lane about 30 seconds ago

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#142 Mar 14, 2014
so you gained what .... 20 feet , thanks for cutting me off..

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#143 Mar 14, 2014
paid all that money and your signal light doesn't work ??????????
Pale Wild Wood Flower

Castroville, TX

#144 Mar 14, 2014
I aint got no money to fix it... literally my account is in the negative.... no job no dough don't you know....
Pale Wild Wood Flower

Castroville, TX

#145 Mar 14, 2014
I just sing while driving or cry.... theres nobody to ride with me

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#146 Mar 14, 2014
yep that was you

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