Things you say while driving
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Natchitoches, LA

#84 Mar 12, 2014
OH,,, Crap!! That was a cop!!!

"Thirty days to pay it?? "

"Yes Sir,, Yes Sir Officer, I will slow it down!!!!

“WHERE BORN AN A-HOLE OR DID ”

Since: Mar 14

YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE

#85 Mar 12, 2014
Barn cat!
<Thump!> <Thump!>
Jesse Pinkman

Overland Park, KS

#86 Mar 12, 2014
Anybody Up For Some Crystal, Yo

“Come ye thankful people, come”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Happy Thanksgiving!

#87 Mar 12, 2014
My! Aren't people friendly this afternoon! Everybody honking their horn at me, waving at me---- why, the way everyone is staring, they must know me.

Who says people aren't friendly these days! Bless their hearts, they have really made my day!

:)

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#88 Mar 12, 2014
I'm thinking maybe this thread should of been called things your wife says while your driving.

You know it's only 45 mph through here don't ya?
Your kind of close to that car aren't ya?
You probably shouldn't of done that
Why are you going this way?
Do you have to take off so fast?
Your awfully close to the edge of the road over here
God! We really can't afford a ticket !
Do you hear that noise the car's making?
( and then there's that half frown, raised eyebrow look while she goes hmmmmm)
(And my favorite) am I annoying you?
Lol

“Come ye thankful people, come”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Happy Thanksgiving!

#89 Mar 12, 2014
^^ I love it!^^

:)

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#90 Mar 12, 2014
Dickens1 wrote:
My! Aren't people friendly this afternoon! Everybody honking their horn at me, waving at me---- why, the way everyone is staring, they must know me.
Who says people aren't friendly these days! Bless their hearts, they have really made my day!
:)
DUDE...There is a sign on the Back of YOUR Car..it reads.." FREE LAY..CALL ..ME"...!!!

A lot of HORNY Chicks and Dudes out there!!!

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Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#91 Mar 12, 2014
liam cul8r wrote:
I'm thinking maybe this thread should of been called things your wife says while your driving.
You know it's only 45 mph through here don't ya?
Your kind of close to that car aren't ya?
You probably shouldn't of done that
Why are you going this way?
Do you have to take off so fast?
Your awfully close to the edge of the road over here
God! We really can't afford a ticket !
Do you hear that noise the car's making?
( and then there's that half frown, raised eyebrow look while she goes hmmmmm)
(And my favorite) am I annoying you?
Lol
It's almost like you have ridden in the car with my wife.

“WHERE BORN AN A-HOLE OR DID ”

Since: Mar 14

YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE

#92 Mar 12, 2014
Ohh great! I'm behind that Douchbag on his POS Vespa again.

bestguest

“The Ending Is....”

Since: Nov 13

Not Here

#94 Mar 12, 2014
Not gonna get any greener!
words

Jackson, MO

#95 Mar 12, 2014
WAKE UP !!!
U turn legal here
get out of the way in passing lane
put down that damn phone
and angel said to him

Castroville, TX

#96 Mar 13, 2014
dang it I just ran into the effin eighteen foot talk fence!!!!!!!! it was all my own fault too ! swerved so I wouldn't hurt that beautiful orange horn buck and that black tailed doe

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#97 Mar 13, 2014
How about a turn signal when you change lanes and cut people off, snapperhead?
and angel said to him

Castroville, TX

#98 Mar 13, 2014
well my turn signals broke just like my heart until I get my zzgp back

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#99 Mar 13, 2014
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>It's almost like you have ridden in the car with my wife.
Or ridden in the car with my husband :)

Can't have any fun when he is riding along !
and angel said to him

Castroville, TX

#100 Mar 13, 2014
Thank you ! that was an awesome ride down a dumpy bumpy road.
and angel said to him

Castroville, TX

#101 Mar 13, 2014
babe is it safe for me to go into town now? I went threw last night but I couldn't find you...:( turn my frown upside down baby ;)

“Come ye thankful people, come”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Happy Thanksgiving!

#102 Mar 13, 2014
Well, the trooper should have got out of my way. With all those lights flashing, I couldn't see him standing there. My side mirror just grazed his shoulder....he'll be alright........

:)
and angel said to him

Castroville, TX

#103 Mar 13, 2014
I told you I was just trying to find you....

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#104 Mar 13, 2014
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
<quoted text>
Or ridden in the car with my husband :)
Can't have any fun when he is riding along !
The last time we visited home, I was so tired of it, I said to her, next time we go home, I'm buying just you an airplane ticket just so I don't have to listen to you the whole way home."

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