Things you say while driving

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#62 Mar 11, 2014
Sally Brown wrote:
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Also when I see them driving around with their laptops open! Shouldn't do that! But yes, they do that! Bad policemen! Bad!
This is what I'm talking about!

http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Reggie Tebble

Huntington, NY

#63 Mar 11, 2014
I could have had a V-8!!!!

“WHERE BORN AN A-HOLE OR DID ”

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YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE

#64 Mar 11, 2014
ooh, I gotta get gas.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#65 Mar 11, 2014
While driving through South Carolina and Georgia recently:

WTF is up with all of the dead deer along the side of the interstate?
Driver

Huntington, NY

#66 Mar 11, 2014
Whatta D-bag!!!

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#67 Mar 11, 2014
You hit me you will pay for it.

Petal Power

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#68 Mar 11, 2014
WHO'S Hungry???

“DON'T FORGET YO FLU SHOT”

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#69 Mar 11, 2014
where is all this traffic coming from

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

#70 Mar 11, 2014
Come on buddie, either shit or get off the pot!
Independent

United States

#71 Mar 11, 2014
Buckle up, hold on, and watch this maneuver.....

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

#72 Mar 11, 2014
When someone cuts me off and then smiles and waves I always smile and wave back while saying " it's okay you stupid s.o.b. I understand you think your the only muther f**ker on the road" or something to that effect...
;)

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#73 Mar 11, 2014
Turn the Radio up MOM!!

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#74 Mar 11, 2014
"#%##€£%&$#%#^+ and the horse you rode in on!"
Old Jalopy

Huntington, NY

#75 Mar 12, 2014
Oh, you want to use an on-ramp as a passing lane? Take that!!!!!(swerve)

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#76 Mar 12, 2014
No stupid, it's not up to me to slow down so you can get on the highway, your the one with the yield sign dumbass, and yes I know I'm number one...

“Cruising U.S.A.”

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General Motors

#77 Mar 12, 2014
Grab Me A Beer, Roll A Joint or Two

“Colorful Beyond Words”

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" Live, Laugh, Love "

#79 Mar 12, 2014
You want me to turn WHERE?!!

“Colorful Beyond Words”

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#81 Mar 12, 2014
PDX Dave wrote:
<quoted text>Oh crap, my bad – this was things you SAY while driving, of course I read too quickly and thought it was things you DO while driving. So let me do this over –
how about "my gosh, look at that... somebody crashed their car while driving distracted!"
OMG. Pay attention !!

Lol - couldn't resist :)

“And what is so rare”

Level 9

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as a day in June?

#82 Mar 12, 2014
I'm sorry! So Sorry! I didn't mean to cut you off!

Ooops, sorry, but I NEED to get in that lane!

Oh dear, oh dear...Oh God, don't let me hit him!

Whoops, it's really bad design to put the accelerator so close to the brake!

SORRY! I really am sorry----hummph, there's no need to get ugly about it!

{Yes, I'm that proverbial idiot that can't drive very well!}

:)

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American right to fly it

#83 Mar 12, 2014
10 points!

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