Things you say while driving

“Colorful Beyond Words”

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Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#41 Mar 6, 2014
Ooooo Mmmmm Geeeeeeee .... MOOORRROONN !!

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#42 Mar 6, 2014
I'm driving ... So I get to pick the radio station. (That's my wife and my rule ... whoever drives gets to pick the station.).

“Colorful Beyond Words”

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Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#43 Mar 6, 2014
Sublime1 wrote:
I'm driving ... So I get to pick the radio station.(That's my wife and my rule ... whoever drives gets to pick the station.).
Same rule in my car. Then when my oldest started driving .... The volume was in accordance to experience . Little driving experience , low radio volume ... Less distraction for a new driver.:)

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

Level 1

Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#45 Mar 7, 2014
During the '60's we already had 2 years under our belt driving before we got our license. Actually we didn't have seat belts back then.

We had to learn how to drive with a beer in one hand, a cigarette in the other, a blonde on my lap, while using a Hurst 4-speed shifter.

Now the Zombies are all over the road with erratic velocity having fender benders or worse texting or talking on the phone. They jabber many seconds at a GREEN LIGHT!

I would much rather be driving amongst people driving and having sex at the same time.

Oh! Come on?! Tell me you have never done that. Ha!

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

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#46 Mar 10, 2014
QUIT playing with the DOOR LOCKS!!

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Since: Jul 11

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#47 Mar 10, 2014
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
During the '60's we already had 2 years under our belt driving before we got our license. Actually we didn't have seat belts back then.
We had to learn how to drive with a beer in one hand, a cigarette in the other, a blonde on my lap, while using a Hurst 4-speed shifter.
Now the Zombies are all over the road with erratic velocity having fender benders or worse texting or talking on the phone. They jabber many seconds at a GREEN LIGHT!
I would much rather be driving amongst people driving and having sex at the same time.
Oh! Come on?! Tell me you have never done that. Ha!
I have to say once upon a time my boyfriend was driving and kissing me at the same time....his older brother told him stop doing that..Going down a 4 lane we was....now these days seem to be worse with the cell phones people have.

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Since: Jul 11

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#48 Mar 10, 2014
Dang he sure is good looking.
He can park his shoes under my bed anytime.

Male passenger: Who was that?
Me: What do you mean?
Male passenger: He waved at you.
Me: I told you there is one that does that all the time and I asked you did you know who it was?
Male passenger: That's probably your boyfriend.

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

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#49 Mar 10, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>I have to say once upon a time my boyfriend was driving and kissing me at the same time....his older brother told him stop doing that..Going down a 4 lane we was....now these days seem to be worse with the cell phones people have.
NOT just the Hand Held Cellphones.. BUT, the EAR Cell Phone GIZMO as well..I personally THINK that's a BAD SCENARIO... Chatting Hands Free and MUNCHING on your Fast Food in your Lap!!

An ACCIDENT waiting to Happen!!

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

Level 9

Since: Apr 12

Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#50 Mar 10, 2014
Get A Move On, Ain't Got All Day

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Since: Jul 11

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#51 Mar 10, 2014
Stay out of my fries.You said you didn't want any..

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

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#52 Mar 10, 2014
If you keep driving slowly, I'll just have to keep passing you on the right shoulder!
Teri Affick

Huntington, NY

#53 Mar 11, 2014
F***ing moron!!
Oh, I guess you want to change lanes eh?(no blinker usage)
Move the F*** over!!!(The left lane is the faster lane)
What a nice cellphone you have!!!
Hang up and drive!!!

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

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#54 Mar 11, 2014
Petal Power wrote:
<quoted text> NOT just the Hand Held Cellphones.. BUT, the EAR Cell Phone GIZMO as well..I personally THINK that's a BAD SCENARIO... Chatting Hands Free and MUNCHING on your Fast Food in your Lap!!
An ACCIDENT waiting to Happen!!
I used to have a Bluetooth! I never had an accident either. It was great to have when in motion (on my feet) with my hands full and you get a call. Your in a hurry and you only have time for one trip to the car before you need to bolt. I really think the Bluetooth is great if used by the right people. I am an awesome multitasker my husband on the other hand is not.

By the way my husband drives to the big big city everyday for work and can he tell some driving stories!

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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Since: Jun 11

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#55 Mar 11, 2014
"Stop yelling at each other, you two and don't bite your brother Billy, Sally! You don't know where he's been!

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

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#56 Mar 11, 2014
NO FOOD FIGHTING in the Car!!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#57 Mar 11, 2014
Ought to pull that policeman over.Just cause he is an officer doesn't give him the right to disobey the law. He needs a ticket just like we get.
They need to catch more of these crooked officers.Look how many they done caught around here.
Open Window Discussion

Huntington, NY

#58 Mar 11, 2014
"Wanna pull over and give me a hummer??!!!!"

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

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#59 Mar 11, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
Ought to pull that policeman over.Just cause he is an officer doesn't give him the right to disobey the law. He needs a ticket just like we get.
They need to catch more of these crooked officers.Look how many they done caught around here.
Also when I see them driving around with their laptops open! Shouldn't do that! But yes, they do that! Bad policemen! Bad!

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

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#60 Mar 11, 2014
Yes I drive a Yugo. Stare much? Take a picture, will ya?
The Ladies Man

Huntington, NY

#61 Mar 11, 2014
I would do her.

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