Things you say while driving

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

Level 9

Since: Apr 12

Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#551 Jun 7, 2014
Roll A Joint, Pass Me A Beer
sara

Kintnersville, PA

#552 Jun 7, 2014
don't change the station

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#553 Jun 9, 2014
Put your head back in the window! You might get smacked in the eye by a huge Japanese Beetle.

Take the blanket off your head and keep your head inside the car. People are going to think we're crazy.

What? The blankets to protect you from getting hit in the head by bugs?
No! Keep your head in the car and the blanket off your head. It's 90 degrees out today. No! I will lock all the windows if you don't stop!

This is true, it's happened more then once by my child.
Looking Over

Huntington, NY

#554 Jun 9, 2014
"Wow, I bet she's really good in bed"
Mr knickers

Olive Branch, MS

#555 Jun 9, 2014
Same to u buddy!!
*lays on the horn while giving the finger*

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#556 Jun 9, 2014
“If there is a barricade at this entrance too … I don’t care … I’m driving through it … kids do you have your seat belts buckled.” They started laughing. Of course there was a barricade. So we kept driving.

I said that after we drove around for 45 minutes trying to find the entrance to the park (after 4 o’clock, they shut down all except one entrance at the park … there are no signs to the shelters, either … we had to park our car and just go walking down a road, hoping that we came upon the right shelter … we did, after walking a mile .. that park is so dumb). We went through a cemetery and a military park too, trying to find a way in.

The person who organized it said everyone had the same problem and most everyone showed up late.

I have never been to a park that is that dumb.

I had a 5k race there once … same thing, all the entrances were barricaded closed, except for one, before 8 AM. I got there like 30 seconds before the race started, after running (sprinting) about a mile and up a hill, through the woods. I seriously came running out of the woods and into a parking lot full of people at the starting line. I was completely out of breath before the race even started.

Stupid park.
Hand Over

Huntington, NY

#557 Jun 9, 2014
Here honey, pull my finger.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#558 Jun 9, 2014
Ok. Got the dial set to 30 minutes before work.

The Mr. Fusion is fed with the garbage I had to take out.

Now if I can only get up to 88 mph on the Expressway, the Flux Capacitor will kick in and I'll get to do the Time-warp Again.
WBAB

Huntington, NY

#559 Jun 10, 2014
H-O-Z-I-O
H-O-Z-I-O
H-O-Z-I-O
Because Hozio puts you on Google!!!

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#560 Jun 10, 2014
greymouser wrote:
Ok. Got the dial set to 30 minutes before work.

The Mr. Fusion is fed with the garbage I had to take out.

Now if I can only get up to 88 mph on the Expressway, the Flux Capacitor will kick in and I'll get to do the Time-warp Again.
Haha ... I thought you was going to say ... Then my garbage will fly out !
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#561 Jun 10, 2014
Hey kids. Mamma just scored supper
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#562 Jun 10, 2014
WowSer who's that hot. MrE man in the surri?
Reebie wants
..........

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#563 Jun 13, 2014
So the Tuesday driving down 55 this guy getting on the hwy gets pissed at me because I didn't slow down and allow him in front of me and gets on my Azz. So I break checked him. He proceeds around me in a beat up dodge dually, the fender ripped off, all dented and rednecked out, he gets in front of me and stomps it and shoots out a cloud of diesel smoke at me...
I laughed out loud and said,
" thanks buddy! I wasn't sure if that was as big of a piece of shit as I thought it was, but I am now!"

“Sweet As Can Be”

Level 8

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#564 Jun 13, 2014
liam cul8r wrote:
So the Tuesday driving down 55 this guy getting on the hwy gets pissed at me because I didn't slow down and allow him in front of me and gets on my Azz. So I break checked him. He proceeds around me in a beat up dodge dually, the fender ripped off, all dented and rednecked out, he gets in front of me and stomps it and shoots out a cloud of diesel smoke at me...
I laughed out loud and said,
" thanks buddy! I wasn't sure if that was as big of a piece of shit as I thought it was, but I am now!"
We're pretty close to being neighbors .........straight down I#55 :)
We have good friends in Arnold .....Festus..... Crystal City...... I'm South
safety first

Flossmoor, IL

#565 Jun 13, 2014
liam cul8r wrote:
So the Tuesday driving down 55 this guy getting on the hwy gets pissed at me because I didn't slow down and allow him in front of me and gets on my Azz. So I break checked him. He proceeds around me in a beat up dodge dually, the fender ripped off, all dented and rednecked out, he gets in front of me and stomps it and shoots out a cloud of diesel smoke at me...
I laughed out loud and said,
" thanks buddy! I wasn't sure if that was as big of a piece of shit as I thought it was, but I am now!"
lol

Trucks always have the right of way......in my book

and the prick was suppose to by law........yield anyway

“It's a secret”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#566 Jun 13, 2014
You were in such a hurry to run a stop sign to get out in front of M.E.....
Now you don't even want to do the speed limit...
razz58

Flossmoor, IL

#567 Jun 13, 2014
I just love driving down a country road late at night.
incidentally

I'm only gonna see it once......
A full moon on Friday the thirteenth....tonight
Won't happen again for thirty five years.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#568 Jun 13, 2014
CJ Rocker wrote:
<quoted text>
We're pretty close to being neighbors .........straight down I#55 :)
We have good friends in Arnold .....Festus..... Crystal City...... I'm South
I've been staying in Arnold at my brother in laws during the week to be closer to my new job I. Wentzville.
Who knows CJ, we may have met and don't know it! I'm also south from there.

“Chump has no chance....”

Since: Jun 08

...he won't STFU.......

#569 Jun 13, 2014
razz58 wrote:
I just love driving down a country road late at night.
incidentally
I'm only gonna see it once......
A full moon on Friday the thirteenth....tonight
Won't happen again for thirty five years.
....full moon wuz last night....but i know what you mean anyway......same boat here......

“Grand Canyon”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#570 Jun 26, 2014
Yesterday, I just shook my head! I was next to this cute young girl at a red light, I could see she was texting. Unfortunately, when the people across from us got the green turn signal, she thought it was for us and went thru the red light. No accident but I wondered how many other times she'd done this!

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