Things you say while driving
Roy

Owensboro, KY

#531 Jun 5, 2014
Jerry Reed - East Bound and Down

Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#532 Jun 5, 2014
Are we there yet?
How many more miles?
Can we get out and stretch our legs?
Change the radio station
I'm hot
I'm cold
I see arches!!!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#533 Jun 5, 2014
Dammit to h3ll, the spare's flat too!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#534 Jun 5, 2014
Hello, AAA? I needs me some road service...
Roy

Owensboro, KY

#535 Jun 5, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
Dammit to h3ll, the spare's flat too!
hope this helps

Mintcraft TPG-ACR250PSI3L 12-Volt 250-PSI Portable Air Compressor

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Mintcraft-TPG-ACR25...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#536 Jun 5, 2014
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
Move it over pops , this chick has a need to speed !!
115 is as fast as I'm going lady, if you're in a hurry, go around,,,,

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#537 Jun 6, 2014
Roy wrote:
Jerry Reed - East Bound and Down

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =_HpmlIDIXPsXX
Lol !! Wow , hadn't heard that sing in years !!

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#538 Jun 6, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
<quoted text>115 is as fast as I'm going lady, if you're in a hurry, go around,,,,
Haha !! You gotta it babe !

Zip ... Zip !!
razz58

Flossmoor, IL

#539 Jun 6, 2014
Oh boy........looks like someone just got a flat tire....looks like a lady. I'll pull over with ya.

Hiya doin....let me help you
You see...... if my mother ever gets a flat....I would hope someone like me would offer to help. Let me get you jacked-up.

( another car pulls over )

Everything ok?

I'm thinkin.......WOW.....I LOVE IT!
I'm watching/helping her....and you're watching us both.

true story
razz58

Flossmoor, IL

#540 Jun 6, 2014
.....and you're watching me.

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#541 Jun 6, 2014
Look at that nice man ^^^ helping that lady with a flat.
Honk Honk.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#542 Jun 6, 2014
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
<quoted text>
Haha !! You gotta it babe !
Zip ... Zip !!
I'd rather follow than lead in this instance, the view's better ;)....Mind if I tailgate?

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#543 Jun 6, 2014
PUUULLL OOOVVEER....

There's a Stick of Gum!!!

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#544 Jun 6, 2014
reebie wrote:
Are we there yet?
How many more miles?
Can we get out and stretch our legs?
Change the radio station
I'm hot
I'm cold
I see arches!!!
(Jeez. Like I need this in traffic.)

Here. Throw this Disney DVD in the player.

And if you don't calm down with that, you're going to be doing Jumping Jacks on the shoulder of the Interstate.

And don't even try to call the cops on your cell phone claiming "child abuse". I'll have 2 thousand witnesses who saw that and nodded in approval.

If you are expecting help from that one busybody who judges everyone and calls 911 because I dug up the tulips and planted decorative cabbage, think again.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#545 Jun 6, 2014
Hey soccer mom, a minivan isn't really a van at all, its just a Pinto station wagon with a really high roof.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#546 Jun 7, 2014
Ever heard the expression: "stay to the right side of the road? " My lane is my lane!
razz58

Flossmoor, IL

#547 Jun 7, 2014
The road starts behind me.........later punk
razz58

Flossmoor, IL

#548 Jun 7, 2014
But Officer........what about the guy behind me

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#549 Jun 7, 2014
Hide it under the seat! Quick, hurry...hide it under the seat!

lol
sara

Kintnersville, PA

#550 Jun 7, 2014
I can't see with this glare on the road.

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