Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#491 May 28, 2014
I see you are limping, hop in back and my friend the Mechanic will replace your hip fot you. Can he keep the bone and meat for a meal and art project? How do you feel about being suspended by hooks?
Mechanic

Pelican, LA

#492 May 28, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
I see you are limping, hop in back and my friend the Mechanic will replace your hip fot you. Can he keep the bone and meat for a meal and art project? How do you feel about being suspended by hooks?
(Driving and thinking)
I need to build another bone handled bowie knife.
I wonder if 'ol Robo has found me something to work with?

“This is how I see you”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#493 May 28, 2014
We get the idiots that use turn signals in the parking garage at work, crazy!

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

Level 9

Since: Apr 12

Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#494 May 28, 2014
Quit Breathing Down My Shoulder,...

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#495 May 29, 2014
I like to yell mixxed up sayings, it freaks out the other drivers. "People who live in glass houses sink ships!"
I say it all the time

Flossmoor, IL

#496 May 29, 2014
Why is'nt the speed limit ' ever ' enough for all you idiots.
I can't even drive in the right lane without all of you somehow ' trying ' to make me feel guilty. I'm NOT doin anything wrong!
Go fcuk yourselves!
Let me show you

Flossmoor, IL

#497 May 29, 2014
I insist on driving. I hate that ' jerking ' motion when you come to a stop and when you're taking off.
bill

Owensboro, KY

#498 May 29, 2014
Ha Ha lot of good that done you, you stupid sob

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#499 May 29, 2014
I wish there was the garbage truck dumpster prong option with this model.

That way I could lift the slow moving driver in front of me over and behind without changing lanes.

“Mrs_E”

Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#500 May 30, 2014
Don't think. I won't pull this station wagon over and whoop your aszes!!

“Groooovin'”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#501 May 30, 2014
YOU BEST STAY on The Curb!! I am LATE..for a DATE!!

“11 Day's Till Halloween”

Level 8

Since: Dec 08

Hamilton, OH

#502 May 31, 2014
If i hit a deer at 70mph is that considered fast food?

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#503 May 31, 2014
As I was once following a truck polished metal tanker trailer*, I noticed the reflection of the white lines on the back.

Aw, yeah!

Mr. Sulu is firing phasers to clear the road ahead!

* http://www.gracetrailer.com/uploads/4/1/7/6/4...

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

"True Love Never Ends "

#504 May 31, 2014
Get outta my way !!
Roy

Owensboro, KY

#505 May 31, 2014
Get that big white Ford dually off myass or you're a dead man. And I aint joking buddy

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#506 May 31, 2014
Roy wrote:
Get that big white Ford dually off myass or you're a dead man. And I aint joking buddy
Well, get out of the fast lane.

And your threats mean nothing to me.

I opted for the bullet proof front side and the 88* in the truck bed for jerks like you who think small arms fire will deter me.

* https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images...
Roy

Owensboro, KY

#507 May 31, 2014
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, get out of the fast lane.
And your threats mean nothing to me.
I opted for the bullet proof front side and the 88* in the truck bed for jerks like you who think small arms fire will deter me.
* https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images...
Yeah Yeah Yeah. Do not threaten me. I am a Veteran and Veteran of the Cold War with Russia

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#508 May 31, 2014
<Greymouser> GM to Puff.
<A10> Roger, GM.
<Greymouser> Have a Jersey plate blocking my convoy of me to work.
<A10> Roger that. 30 seconds to acquire.
<Greymouser> Roger that.



<A10> target hit.
<Greymouser> What? He's still there. I didn't see you. Where did you strike?
<A10> Afghanistan.
<Greymouser> Dammit. My dial was set to 11. My bad.

<Greymouser> GM to Puff.
<AC130> Magic Dragon here GM.
<GM> PA Turnpike problem. Can you assist?
<AC130> We're on station. What's the target?
<Greymouser> Jersey plates in front of me.
<AC130> On it.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhvlg6_ac-13...

<Greymouser> Negative impact. They are talking on a cell phone.
<AC130> Roger that GM. Transferring you to Rolling Thunder.
<Greymouser> Hold that. Escalate.
<AC130> Escalate that. Switching to Crystal Palace.

<Crystal Palace> Please state the nature of your emergency.
<Greymouer> Jersey plates. PA turnpike.
<Crystal Palace> Understood. Standard Procedure 2 invoked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

<Greymouser> That moved them over a lane. Thanks, Crystal Palace.
<Crystal Palace> Welcome, GM. Always a pleasure to strike NJ plates.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#509 May 31, 2014
Roy wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeah Yeah Yeah. Do not threaten me. I am a Veteran and Veteran of the Cold War with Russia
Ooh, a Veteran and a Veteran of the Cold War with Russia.

I did my service obligation to this country.

But unlike you, I don't use my time in service and expect being put on a pedestal to be idolized.
Roy

Owensboro, KY

#510 May 31, 2014
Well yeah dude what do you expect?

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