Things you say while driving
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#450 May 14, 2014
Princess Hey wrote:
not the right satan....that satan goes under my feet the Lord gave me that right and gives me the strength every day to do just that..neither would I ..but he is sure on our tails alot..but that is where he belongs behind our back....you are right Reebie and you go girl..have an awesome day..:o)..<3
oooo ..lol well my satan is going to be under my tires someday if he continues to think he can "push" my little car around..dont know about the rest, when I get stuff under my feet. I tend to slip, trip n fall alot.. but to each his own :) you have a nice day too PH..

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

<3 Half Way There <3

#451 May 14, 2014
my main thing I say almost every day while driving is go ahead hit it I need a new one anyway...that is to tail riders..

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#452 May 14, 2014
"That's about as green as it gets, buddy!"
Slow Poke Ahead

Huntington, NY

#453 May 14, 2014
"Come on buddy, pedal faster!!!"

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#454 May 14, 2014
Stay on your side of the road..I want my share..

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#455 May 15, 2014
Heeeeres your sign.
Krypteia

Brighton, UK

#456 May 15, 2014
Wake me up when we get there..

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#457 May 15, 2014
I often sing this but change the lyrics to you're an a.....

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

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#458 May 15, 2014
That pedal to the right is called the accelerator. Try pushing it down further, Pokey!

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

<3 Half Way There <3

#459 May 15, 2014
Geez any day now gramps..!!
old guy

Owensboro, KY

#460 May 15, 2014
gdmit git of myass youmf?

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#461 May 15, 2014
That's right Crotch Rocket, hammer down n let 'er fly, and when you get there you're going thru it head first.

Level 9

Since: Sep 11

KENTUCKY

#462 May 15, 2014
Where did ya get your driven license? Walmart?

And my favorite at the end of my road... Hunny, dammit that stop sign aint gonna turn green for ya...

And two more... Sweety, ya dont have to stop for the green lights anymore... they changed that law back in 78...

I guess they didnt put signal lights on that model vehicle...
Move The F Over

Huntington, NY

#463 May 16, 2014
" Hey jacka**, are you oblivious to the fact that 5 cars have already passed you on the right?"

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

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#464 May 16, 2014
You're right, I am "Number 1!" Nice hand signal! I think you're azzes...er aces too!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#465 May 16, 2014
Smart car? Heck, I thought it was a pedal car.

Level 9

Since: Sep 11

KENTUCKY

#466 May 16, 2014
My new favorite Billboard:

Honk if you love Jesus...

Text while driving if you want to meet him...

“Riding As Free As The Wind ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#467 May 16, 2014
Looks like the Ohio Navy is on the move !!

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#468 May 16, 2014
GANNY wrote:
My new favorite Billboard:
Honk if you love Jesus...
Text while driving if you want to meet him...
I have been seriously tempted to nudge a few texters. It's not like they could identify me.

Level 9

Since: Sep 11

KENTUCKY

#469 May 16, 2014
Always Wary wrote:
<quoted text> I have been seriously tempted to nudge a few texters. It's not like they could identify me.
Me too

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