Things you say while driving

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#406 May 6, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
<quoted text>
Dang it, every time I try that I end up getting a ticket any ways, maybe I should switch to Blue whaddda think?
(U do know they write those phone #s on the bathroom walls back at the police post, right?)
Maybe pink might be more your color ...oh and the number .. Well , it's okay if they write it on the walls .. I have them your number ! Hehe !!

Since: Dec 13

Location hidden

#407 May 8, 2014
Lol
Mechanic

Marthaville, LA

#408 May 8, 2014
I usually don't say a lot, but have said,,
"Lord, Don't Let Me Hit That Skunk"!!
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#409 May 8, 2014
"Pull over at the next rest stop babe!!!! I'll go own on you!!!"

“Maddie Mae”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

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#410 May 8, 2014
Yesterday, I was driving my husbands truck (F350 dually) and some guy in a little old VW bug cut me off. Apparently he didn't see the cop in back of me but when I slammed my brakes it must have pissed the cop off because he pulled the VW over! My thought? KARMA!

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#411 May 9, 2014
DondoDork wrote:
Yesterday, I was driving my husbands truck (F350 dually) and some guy in a little old VW bug cut me off. Apparently he didn't see the cop in back of me but when I slammed my brakes it must have pissed the cop off because he pulled the VW over! My thought? KARMA!
Haha. Good enough for them !!

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#412 May 9, 2014
Woohoo !! That construction worker was HOTT !

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#413 May 9, 2014
Look at that tan.. hmmm

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#414 May 9, 2014
He can park his shoes under my bed anytime..

Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#415 May 9, 2014
"Hey, what's that over there... a UFO? And why is it shining that bright light on us...."
Marley

Huntington, NY

#416 May 9, 2014
Oh man, I think I shat myself again.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#417 May 9, 2014
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
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Maybe pink might be more your color ...oh and the number .. Well , it's okay if they write it on the walls .. I have them your number ! Hehe !!
Altho' I am quite partial to pink , thinkin' I'll opt for yellow, bright dazzling yellow.

Oh btw, have any ex-cons come knocking at your door lookin' for work? I left your name, address and directions..... chiseled in the jailhouse wall. You're welcome but no need to thank me.

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#418 May 9, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
<quoted text>Altho' I am quite partial to pink , thinkin' I'll opt for yellow, bright dazzling yellow.

Oh btw, have any ex-cons come knocking at your door lookin' for work? I left your name, address and directions..... chiseled in the jailhouse wall. You're welcome but no need to thank me.
Just like a man ... Always having to one up and be on top !! Dang it ! I'm moving then !!:)

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#419 May 10, 2014
"How could someone so stupid manage to pass a driving test?"
Ana

Kintnersville, PA

#420 May 10, 2014
I think alot of roads need more street lights. Getting too dark out there on the road.
Ana

Kintnersville, PA

#421 May 10, 2014
Ouch! what was that? Another pothole to mess up my alignment again.
Ana

Kintnersville, PA

#422 May 10, 2014
Jenji wrote:
"Hey, what's that over there... a UFO? And why is it shining that bright light on us...."
You're the chosen one. lol
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#423 May 12, 2014
Wow, she's attractive.....I'd like to get her in my backseat.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#424 May 12, 2014
"Fore!"
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

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#428 May 13, 2014
Mister_ E wrote:
M.E.'s most said thing....GET OFF THE PHONE AND DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!
:)
Really!!!!
ok.. well I will have to find sumpin else to occupy my attention... just sayin...
:) xo

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