Things you say while driving

Spirit67_
Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#386 May 2, 2014
Look out!

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#387 May 4, 2014
Beep beep !!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#388 May 4, 2014
Where the F did you get your license, Sears & Roebuck?
anamous

Kintnersville, PA

#389 May 4, 2014
Watch out! You're driving too close to those parked cars.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.

#390 May 4, 2014
What do you mean it's illegal to pass in the ditch?

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.

#391 May 4, 2014
Sure hope you have a use for a Chevy pick-up rear bumper cause youre sure getting ready to buy one if you stay on my azz.

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#392 May 5, 2014
Turn your headlights on doofus !!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.

#393 May 5, 2014
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
Turn your headlights on doofus !!
*clicks on halogen brights* Can you see me now?

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.

#394 May 5, 2014
The horn blows, does the driver?

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#395 May 5, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
<quoted text>
*clicks on halogen brights* Can you see me now?
Just like a man ...can you see ME Now?!!:)

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#396 May 5, 2014
If you're a ferret, "Hey hop in and make it a 3-way with me and Geno."

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#397 May 5, 2014
I'm an excellent driver. I drove slow on the driveway when my dad came to Walbrook.

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#398 May 5, 2014
whose car is this again?

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.

#399 May 5, 2014
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
<quoted text>
Just like a man ...can you see ME Now?!!:)
Oh I see ya just fine, How's those brights in your rear view mirrors working out? Hope you can see that big rig you're fixin' to rear-end worrying about my lights!!

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#400 May 5, 2014
I drive into a nice quiet upscale residential area, roll down the windows playing hardcore rap max volume, slap the door and holler nonsense at people walking by. "Yo baby, you gotta lotta Oscar in your Grouch, you know what I'm sayin'!"

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#401 May 5, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
I drive into a nice quiet upscale residential area, roll down the windows playing hardcore rap max volume, slap the door and holler nonsense at people walking by. "Yo baby, you gotta lotta Oscar in your Grouch, you know what I'm sayin'!"
you think it's nonsense, you don't know what you might be saying...
hollering Oscar in your Grouch, for a start, will get you disassembled!
:)

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#402 May 5, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh I see ya just fine, How's those brights in your rear view mirrors working out? Hope you can see that big rig you're fixin' to rear-end worrying about my lights!!
You do know if I angle my mirrors just right those brights will blind you ?!:)

* zips away in my little red sports car *

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.

#403 May 5, 2014
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
<quoted text>
You do know if I angle my mirrors just right those brights will blind you ?!:)
* zips away in my little red sports car *
Aww loOk, Super Trooper in a big blue cruiser pulling over a zipping little red sports car,,, to get their autograph no doubt.

Tank you occifer for makin' da roads safe *Hic* and protecting us drunks from dem speed demons

""Honks,*Hics* and waves at the little red sports car""

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#404 May 6, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
<quoted text>Aww loOk, Super Trooper in a big blue cruiser pulling over a zipping little red sports car,,, to get their autograph no doubt.

Tank you occifer for makin' da roads safe *Hic* and protecting us drunks from dem speed demons

""Honks,*Hics* and waves at the little red sports car""
LOLOLOL !!

He wanted my autograph alright ... And my phone number ! Teehee ! No ticket wearing this cute little red dress !!

Zip .. zip .... Later dearie !:)

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

.

#405 May 6, 2014
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
<quoted text>
LOLOLOL !!
He wanted my autograph alright ... And my phone number ! Teehee ! No ticket wearing this cute little red dress !!
Zip .. zip .... Later dearie !:)
Dang it, every time I try that I end up getting a ticket any ways, maybe I should switch to Blue whaddda think?

(U do know they write those phone #s on the bathroom walls back at the police post, right?)

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Weird Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
What song are you listening to right now? (Apr '08) 2 min June 218,692
Word Association (Jun '10) 24 min SweLL GirL 32,435
*add A word / drop a word* (Nov '12) 25 min SweLL GirL 16,744
Crystal_Clears Kitchen (Refurbished) (Jan '16) 38 min Disgusted 8,897
Let's Play Songs Titled with Two Words ... (Nov '14) 41 min wichita-rick 2,254
News Huge, homely mastiff named Martha wins world's ... 43 min Bryan Fischer s H... 1
News Splash 'dancing' at the Dallas Zoo with Zola th... 53 min Bryan Fischer s H... 1
What is your pets name? 1 hr Freddie Mercury 31
Denny Crain's Place (May '10) 3 hr 8541 MARINE 22,877
Poll What are you thinking right now? (May '08) 6 hr The Finny 4,281
El's Kitchen (Feb '09) 8 hr RACY_MEAN_DISAGREE 76,013
More from around the web