Things you say while driving
razz58

Lansing, IL

#344 Apr 20, 2014
Dr_Dirty wrote:
<quoted text>
They don't call Illinois the, "Land O' Thugs" for nothing!
Scoring points with the little lady might just get you laid.lol.

Today's your ' lucky ' day.lol

company's arrived

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#345 Apr 20, 2014
My wife does all the talking so I just keep my mouth shut, concentrate on the road and try to get the ride over with...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#346 Apr 20, 2014
I keep quiet and enjoy the long ride..

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#347 Apr 20, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
I keep quiet and enjoy the long ride..
your every mans dream come true!
buck

United States

#348 Apr 20, 2014
dang man was that spirit.

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#349 Apr 20, 2014
liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>your every mans dream come true!
HA!

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#350 Apr 20, 2014
Honey just caused a three car pile up again. :D
Teretta the Duh

Buffalo, WV

#351 Apr 20, 2014
Must stay awake... Must stay awake.. Must stay awake....
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(not really)
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dh
Teretta the Duh

Buffalo, WV

#352 Apr 20, 2014
Did you see the lips on that guy??? WTH??..
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That ain't nuthin,,,,, did you see the hunk of tobacco he spat out???
'
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HUH? Joke number 67...... lol...
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dh

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#353 Apr 20, 2014
Teretta the Duh wrote:
Did you see the lips on that guy??? WTH??..
'
That ain't nuthin,,,,, did you see the hunk of tobacco he spat out???
'
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HUH? Joke number 67...... lol...
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dh
Wait a minute...West Virginia..???....what about.."First one home gets ma..!!"
Teretta the Duh

Buffalo, WV

#354 Apr 20, 2014
Hey ,, don't even talk about me mudder..... She was the first FRENCH KISSER ,,, I ever kissed....lolololol.......OH NO!.. Buzzard...!..

dh.. Hi just a gag...!!... Peace out.
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8)
>!<+>-<><@@@

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#356 Apr 21, 2014
Dr_Dirty wrote:
<quoted text>
HA!
Awww! Did your kitty die?

Sorry
Teretta the Duh

Buffalo, WV

#357 Apr 21, 2014
I don't say anything....
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(But I will TEXT it to ya......)
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dh

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#358 Apr 21, 2014
Did you see what that guy and girl was doing? I'd find me a better place to do that instead of beside the road.
Independent

United States

#359 Apr 21, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
Did you see what that guy and girl was doing? I'd find me a better place to do that instead of beside the road.
When ya gotta go.....YA GOTTA GO!!!

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#360 Apr 21, 2014
Rats.

Caught behind the trucks salting the icy roads.

Oooooh. An opening! Time to pass!

Hey, this reminds me of this ride!



Best commute ever!

Too bad my car insurance company wasn't as amused...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#361 Apr 21, 2014
Thanks for impeding my forward progress so abruptly azzhole, now I have beer nuts.

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#362 Apr 21, 2014
But officer I was just dodging the pine trees!
Officer: mam that's your air-freshener.

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#363 Apr 21, 2014
Sorry MOM! I didn't know that was you.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#364 Apr 21, 2014
Have your ever thought of a song and it plays on the radio a few minutes later.

One day, out of the blue, I thought about the shredded tires I've seen on the road.

And thought... "Hmm, I've never seen a truck tire blow in all the decades I've been driving."

Three miles down the road... A hundred feet ahead... Boom! Flop,flop,flop.''

A truck blew a tire in front of my eyes.

Is it any wonder I only think happy thoughts when I get on the Interstate Highways?

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