Things you say while driving

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

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Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#324 Apr 19, 2014
Yea ... That's right ... You just got passed by a GIRL !!:)

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Since: Jul 11

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#325 Apr 19, 2014
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
Yea ... That's right ... You just got passed by a GIRL !!:)
Oh Hell no, I'll blow this old truck up before I let that happen,....where's my pistol?

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Since: Jul 11

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#326 Apr 19, 2014
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
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LOLOLOL. Very funny !
:)

Since: Dec 13

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#327 Apr 19, 2014
Don't turn red.. don't turn red .. dam!!

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#328 Apr 19, 2014
Operation check:

Fuel.
Check.

Speed.
Below ticket range. check.

RPM's.
Steady. Clutch securely engaged. check.

Rear view mirror.
No cops. check.

Loud Pipes.

Check.

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#329 Apr 19, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
<quoted text>Oh Hell no, I'll blow this old truck up before I let that happen,....where's my pistol?
Hehe .. Zoom . Zoom :)

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#330 Apr 19, 2014
Put a muffler on that thang !!

Since: Dec 13

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#331 Apr 19, 2014
Would you go!!

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#332 Apr 19, 2014
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
Put a muffler on that thang !!
Loud pipes save lives.

This is why I always opt for the pipe organ in my cars to keep reckless motorcyclists from crashing into me.

When this is playing from your car loud enough to shake windows, walls and the freeway, people hear and give room.

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#333 Apr 20, 2014
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>Loud pipes save lives.

This is why I always opt for the pipe organ in my cars to keep reckless motorcyclists from crashing into me.

When this is playing from your car loud enough to shake windows, walls and the freeway, people hear and give room.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =_FXoyr_FyFwXX
Holy Smokes !!

:)
razz58

Lansing, IL

#334 Apr 20, 2014
ARE YOU FCUKIN SERIOUS?
You hang a ' right ' in front of me, blowin a stop sign, so you can make a LEFT? You made me brake AND stop!
and
You just disrupted traffic dikhead. Now everyone has to stop because of you.........I guess we need cameras on stop signs too.

I know the solution for your sorry ass. Follow you.......watch you park....throw dog shyt all over your car.......especially on the door handles.

Beautiful Black Molly

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#335 Apr 20, 2014
Charming .... that's called road rage.
Kinda shows how you truly are, lol

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#336 Apr 20, 2014
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
Charming .... that's called road rage.
Kinda shows how you truly are, lol
They don't call Illinois the, "Land O' Thugs" for nothing!

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#337 Apr 20, 2014
"Pour me another drink."
Instigator

Fort White, FL

#338 Apr 20, 2014
1)Driving along... see a nice tight pair of cut off jeans, say to self: "Hey, look at that arse".

2)Then they turn around and it's a guy.

3)Sick feeling takes over, pull to side of road and lose breakfast..
Hidden Meanings

Delaware, OH

#339 Apr 20, 2014
Instigator wrote:
1)Driving along... see a nice tight pair of cut off jeans, say to self: "Hey, look at that arse".
2)Then they turn around and it's a guy.
3)Sick feeling takes over, pull to side of road and lose breakfast..
Does this happen often??? Could be a sign that you're GAY. Just sayin'...
Instigator

Fort White, FL

#340 Apr 20, 2014
Hidden Meanings wrote:
<quoted text>Does this happen often??? Could be a sign that you're GAY. Just sayin'...
Tried it, can't get used to the taste.
Instigator

Fort White, FL

#341 Apr 20, 2014
Hidden Meanings wrote:
<quoted text>Does this happen often??? Could be a sign that you're GAY. Just sayin'...
OK, I admit I fibbed on trying it and just not liking the taste. I just didn't wanna get you hopes up in case you were scoping for fresh meat.

But thinking it's a girl (until they turn around) has happened to me on a couple of occasions. My only explanation is: Some weird dudes where their hair long and shave their legs.

And they have womanly a$$e$. I think if the sick feeling continues to immediately follow, then I'm not in danger to be converting to the dark side anytime soon.:)
razz58

Lansing, IL

#342 Apr 20, 2014
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
Charming .... that's called road rage.
Kinda shows how you truly are, lol
' that's called road rage.'

Did you really figure that out all by yourself?.........thata girl.

Only the best drivers know where I'm coming from.....

And yes........schmucks breakin the law upset me.
Parents not ' supervising ' their children upset me more.

you should know better than to bait me.lol

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Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#343 Apr 20, 2014
Boy I'm hot..wish there was a way to get cooled off.

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