Things you say while driving

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#293 Apr 13, 2014
greymouser wrote:
"Hmmm. The check engine light came on."
<keep driving to my destination. park. pop the hood>
Yep. the engine is still there.
<homeward bound>
"Why is the check engine light still on?!? I did that already!"
LOLOLOL !!

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#294 Apr 13, 2014
Nice job, Speed Racer.

Instead of being 6 cars deep at the next red light, you're only 7 now.

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#298 Apr 13, 2014
Oh looky here! The driver in front pulled up another 6 inches ! Now I have time for a hoidy toidy coffee at starbucks!...

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#303 Apr 14, 2014
Enzo49 wrote:
Oh looky here! The driver in front pulled up another 6 inches ! Now I have time for a hoidy toidy coffee at starbucks!...
haha! That reminded of another one...
Oh how wonderful, I'm so glad I'm behind the family of 10 in a mini van who decided they would go through the freaking drive thru at mcdonalds, I hope your baby pukes in the car seat!

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#305 Apr 15, 2014
Just great. I'm behind an SUV and can't see squat.

Oh, they have those DVD players the kids can watch a movie.

Wait. Is that a..... a porno movie?!?

Time to tailgate!

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#306 Apr 15, 2014
Couldn't you see my Invisible big red truck coming down the road when you pulled out in fount of me?
I would have hit you but you probably don't have insurance.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#307 Apr 16, 2014
See that thing, to the right side of your steering wheel? It's called a turn signal. You should try using it sometime!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#308 Apr 16, 2014
Get off my azz, can't you see I'm busy posting on Topix!!

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#309 Apr 16, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
Get off my azz, can't you see I'm busy posting on Topix!!
LOLOLOL !!

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#310 Apr 16, 2014
Whew !! Good thing you got that orange vest on Buddy !!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#311 Apr 16, 2014
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
Whew !! Good thing you got that orange vest on Buddy !!
Pardon me, it's not a vest, it's a jumpsuit supplied by the local county for road ragers to wear while doing very therapeutic work beside the freeway,,,, zoooooom, zoom, zoom,,,,

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#312 Apr 16, 2014
Seriously? We've been stop and go for 30 minutes and saw three wrecks because someone is getting a ticket?
razz58

Lansing, IL

#313 Apr 16, 2014
Why are you lookin at ' me?'
The road's ahead of you < points forward >
GET THE FCUK OUT OF THE MIRROR.
You saw me timing the lights....but you JUST HAD to make me stop.
I'm not gonna hit ya bozo.
So don't get your fcukin hopes up.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#314 Apr 16, 2014
Four cars in a row just blew past me on the left and right side.

<looking in rear view mirror>

Hmm. State trooper hiding in a place I haven't seen before on my daily commute. I wonder if he saw those 4 cars.

Whoa. State Trooper just blew past me.

Why is traffic slowing down?

Oh. State Trooper pulled over two cars and is standing in the middle of the right lane.

Now he's yelling "YOU!" and "YOU!" and pointing at two other cars.

<Two more cars pull over>

Wow. 4/4.

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#316 Apr 17, 2014
Why do so many opossums like to sleep in the road?
razz58

Lansing, IL

#317 Apr 17, 2014
Wow......Had I been going just five more miles per hour I would have hit that squirrel.
Same for that bird.
That's what speed ' limits ' are for.
now
Look at this idiot passing me in a school zone.
Where's a cop when you want one?

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#318 Apr 17, 2014
in school preventing your kid from mayhem

Beautiful Black Molly

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#320 Apr 17, 2014
!@#$%^

Is exactly what I say in traffic .... sheeesh!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#321 Apr 17, 2014
Hey left turn Grannie, doing 55 in the hammer lane, lead, follow or make that left turn into the median wall already.

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#323 Apr 19, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
<quoted text>Pardon me, it's not a vest, it's a jumpsuit supplied by the local county for road ragers to wear while doing very therapeutic work beside the freeway,,,, zoooooom, zoom, zoom,,,,
LOLOLOL. Very funny !

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