Things you say while driving

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#273 Mar 29, 2014
Hands off !!.. I control the music !:)

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#274 Mar 29, 2014
55 miles per hour? That's the posted speed limit on this *&%#@^ road?

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#275 Mar 29, 2014
ICECREAM!

“Big Sur”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#276 Apr 3, 2014
Today it was: Where did all these freaking Canadians come from? Those were the idiots in cars. The ones on their Can-Ams were really nice!

“YOU'RE STEWED BUTTWAD!!!”

Since: Oct 07

the place with Pyramid Head

#277 Apr 3, 2014
please move your vehicle i dont want to use my horn.

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#278 Apr 5, 2014
Look! Nobodies driving that car!

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#279 Apr 6, 2014
Here's what I said Friday on my way out west....
Oh okay, pull out in front of the big truck because everyone wants to be sure their in front the big truck... Oh yeah, now drive under the speed limit you fck, yup, now I've gotta down shift to make it up this hill and as you pull away everyone behind me is thinking how they hate being behind a truck you dick..........yup buddy it's me again, trying to go the speed limit which you obviously don't know it's 55 not 45, I hope to god you don't go all the way down 8 hwy.......... Oh are turning? Please ? Please?! Yes! Now look up here.......AZZHOLE!

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#280 Apr 6, 2014
Yeah, because the middle of the block, with heavy oncoming traffic, is a perfect place for you to do that U-turn??? Smooth move, jagoff!!!

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#281 Apr 6, 2014
is there a law except expressways that says you have to do the max limit....

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#282 Apr 7, 2014
Grab the wheel real quick !!
Janice

Reading, PA

#283 Apr 7, 2014
They don't have any headlights on and it's dark, that sticks out like a sore thumb to get pulled over.

I'll flash em and let them know, nope didn't help, they didn't put them on.

“Greybox Rambler”

Level 5

Since: Feb 13

In the woods...

#284 Apr 7, 2014
What's your hurry 'carrot snapper'?...Don't they have any frucking fish in Utah?

“Never say never”

Since: Mar 14

Sweet Alabama

#285 Apr 7, 2014
F****r why the complete stop when you are turning!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#286 Apr 7, 2014
Light turns green and driver sitting there on the phone.

Get off the phone and go people...if you want to talk get off the road.
Danryan pacecar

Lansing, IL

#287 Apr 10, 2014
Ya all are a bunch of morons!!

Zig-zaggin in and out of traffic.

And you all are so fcukin stupid you don't realize you are'nt making any better time than me.

THAT'S THE FOURTH TIME YOU CUT ME OFF DUMMY!!

THERE IS'NT A GOOD LANE!!!

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#288 Apr 11, 2014
That's it! Hurry up and get in front of me so you can STOP!
Danryan pacecar

Lansing, IL

#289 Apr 11, 2014
You stupid fcuk!

I give myself a two car-length cushion so I don't have to hit my brakes.

I was'nt holding a space for you prick!

AND

Thanks for making me hit the brakes FCUKFACE

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#290 Apr 12, 2014
"Hmmm. The check engine light came on."

<keep driving to my destination. park. pop the hood>

Yep. the engine is still there.

<homeward bound>

"Why is the check engine light still on?!? I did that already!"

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#291 Apr 12, 2014
Move over!
Blood moons a comin

Lansing, IL

#292 Apr 12, 2014
HEY........

Everyone look in the car next to us.
It's the icon demon

Now.. all together .......

Everyone point at it..........
keep pointin

Everytime we pass each other.....POINT!

That mothafcuker's confused!

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