Things you say while driving

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“Never summon "Anything" ....”

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..... you can't banish, lol

#1 Mar 5, 2014
Get in the slow lane grandpa!

“frequently laughing”

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Hotel California

#2 Mar 5, 2014
It's doesn't get any greener. (waiting behind someone at a stop light that has changed)

“No. 1 Stunna”

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#3 Mar 5, 2014
Don't make me pull over.

“frequently laughing”

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#4 Mar 5, 2014
Sublime1 wrote:
Don't make me pull over.
Have you ever pulled over?:)

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

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middle of nowhere

#5 Mar 5, 2014
Get in your own lane donkey hole!
Nice blinker, jerk!
The speedlimit is 55.....
COME ON ..........ALREADY!
Today, I would like to get there TODAY!

Most of all........every single bad word that I know!!!

As far as my kids.... when I am driving they say "MOM, quit singing, you're ruining the song!!!

“frequently laughing”

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Hotel California

#6 Mar 5, 2014
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
Get in your own lane donkey hole!
Nice blinker, jerk!
The speedlimit is 55.....
COME ON ..........ALREADY!
Today, I would like to get there TODAY!
Most of all........every single bad word that I know!!!
As far as my kids.... when I am driving they say "MOM, quit singing, you're ruining the song!!!
My family and friends all tell me I can't sing either, lol

“No. 1 Stunna”

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#7 Mar 5, 2014
Always Wary wrote:
<quoted text> Have you ever pulled over?:)
No.

My parents said it more often than I have, but I don't think they ever pulled over either.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#8 Mar 5, 2014
Lead, follow, or get the hell out of my way!

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

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Thompson's Station, Tn

#9 Mar 5, 2014
"Get the FORK out of the way"!
"Nice turn signal!" "SCHMIDT HEAD"!
"What are you waiting on!"
"Get the Hell out of the passing lane!"
"I can turn a 747 faster than that!"
"GET THE FORK OFF THE PHONE!"
"Are you drunk?"
"Wazz I schpeeding Occifer?"

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#10 Mar 5, 2014
Here, hold my brew. I'm gonna try something I saw on T.V.

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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Great State of Oklahoma!

#11 Mar 5, 2014
The slow lane is on your right a-hole!!

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#12 Mar 5, 2014
Crazy driver..

Go back where you came from..

I want my part of the road...

Where the hell are you going?....

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#13 Mar 5, 2014
Stupid male drivers...

That's a male driver for you....

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#14 Mar 5, 2014
Share the road buddy....

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#15 Mar 5, 2014
You don't want to know what I'm saying. Lets just put it this way, I can make a sailor blush at times............the other times I'm singing. Unless my childs in the car then we're talking.

“It's a secret”

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Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#16 Mar 5, 2014
M.E.'s most said thing....GET OFF THE PHONE AND DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!

:)

Really!!!!

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#17 Mar 5, 2014
Will you think about me???

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#18 Mar 5, 2014
The horn blows, what about the the drive?

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#19 Mar 5, 2014
Hi, it's me Spirit!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#20 Mar 5, 2014
dragoon70056 wrote:
The horn blows, what about the the drive?
DOH! "DRIVER"

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