Hey! Is DILF Back Yet?

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#66 Jul 17, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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***milwaukee69 wearing Marine uniform, stands up***
"The real DILF?!! THE REAL DILF??!!!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE REAL DILF!!!!"
****DILF sitting on ROTC horse****

"Is that a pledge pin???...on your uniform???!!!!"

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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Since: Jun 11

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#67 Jul 17, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
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Get over here and let me feel you so I can see for myself!
*Steps into thread; reads DD's comment to DILF; quietly, slowly backs out of thread*

LOL

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#68 Jul 17, 2013
DILF wrote:
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****DILF sitting on ROTC horse****
"Is that a pledge pin???...on your uniform???!!!!"
ROTFLMFGDAO!!!

D-Day:[to Bluto] Let it go. War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.

Bluto: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Otter:[to Boon] Germans?

Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#69 Jul 17, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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ROTFLMFGDAO!!!
D-Day:[to Bluto] Let it go. War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter:[to Boon] Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Classic!!!!!!

Hey it's Otis!!!! Otis LOVES us!!!!!!!!

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#70 Jul 17, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Classic!!!!!!
Hey it's Otis!!!! Otis LOVES us!!!!!!!!
"Otis my man!!!"

"Is it ok if we dance wiff yo' dates?"

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Since: Dec 12

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#71 Jul 17, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
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"Otis my man!!!"
"Is it ok if we dance wiff yo' dates?"
my fav scene!!!...=)
Marvelous Ms M

Jefferson, GA

#72 Jul 17, 2013
DILF wrote:
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;-)
lol.....You must ask Marias permission first!!!
8-)
Awww... Permission denied!
She need not feel you to see you. lol
Marvelous Ms M

Jefferson, GA

#73 Jul 17, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
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*Steps into thread; reads DD's comment to DILF; quietly, slowly backs out of thread*
LOL
bWWWWAcKKKK bwWWWAcCKKKK .... lol

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#74 Jul 17, 2013
It's the Marvelous Ms M, how nice to see you posting :) How's the shoe collection doing, anything new?

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#75 Jul 17, 2013
Marvelous Ms M wrote:
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bWWWWAcKKKK bwWWWAcCKKKK .... lol
Or more like Beep! Beep! Beep!*grin*
Marvelous Ms M

Jefferson, GA

#76 Jul 17, 2013
Always Wary wrote:
It's the Marvelous Ms M, how nice to see you posting :) How's the shoe collection doing, anything new?
I am having to look at my collection with great scrutiny as I'll be moving this fall and I don't want to hire their own transportation. lol
Marvelous Ms M

Jefferson, GA

#77 Jul 17, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
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Or more like Beep! Beep! Beep!*grin*
Hey there!

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#78 Jul 17, 2013
Marvelous Ms M wrote:
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Hey there!
Hey there, yourself! To be clear, I was referring to myself and the Beep Beeping!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#79 Jul 18, 2013
Marvelous Ms M wrote:
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I am having to look at my collection with great scrutiny as I'll be moving this fall and I don't want to hire their own transportation. lol
....just walk them over one by one......no?

8-)

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#80 Jul 18, 2013
Marvelous Ms M wrote:
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Awww... Permission denied!
She need not feel you to see you. lol
This is true, because seeing is believing!!!

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#81 Jul 18, 2013
I can see your back ? How bout your front ? Lol .

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#82 Jul 18, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
I can see your back ? How bout your front ? Lol .
I don't think you'd want to see that, you're taken missy.

If you did see it, there is no turning back.....

......heh heh heh.

“Big Sur”

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#83 Jul 18, 2013
Marvelous Ms M wrote:
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Awww... Permission denied!
She need not feel you to see you. lol
Hey now, I've got CHOCOLATE!

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#84 Jul 18, 2013
The power of persuasion of chocolate? Nooooo!!!!! LOL

“Big Sur”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

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#85 Jul 18, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
The power of persuasion of chocolate? Nooooo!!!!! LOL
I know her weak spots are shoes and chocolate, but not together, lmao!

Hmmm,(dork puts chocolate in Maria's shoes)

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