Sir Winston Churchill's witty drunk/ugly put-down wins top spot in new poll

There are 8 comments on the Oct 14, 2013, Mirror.co.uk story titled Sir Winston Churchill's witty drunk/ugly put-down wins top spot in new poll. In it, Mirror.co.uk reports that:

Churchill won the title with the line: "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly" The legendary Prime Minister topped a poll for the funniest insults doled out by musicians, actors, politicians and other public figures.

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#1 Oct 14, 2013
LOL
love it!

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“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#2 Oct 14, 2013
My favorite Churchill insult was that to rival and playwrite Bernard Shaw, in response to a very cynical letter to Churchill, which read "Enclosed are two tickets to the opening night of my show. Invite a friend, if you have one."

Churchill's response: "Cannot attend the first night. Will attend the second, if there is one."
chaz

Cary, NC

#3 Oct 14, 2013
Heard a woman turn down a pushy guy in a bar with, "No thanks. One azz hole in my pants is enough."
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#4 Oct 14, 2013
lol.........

cheers!

no not really.



for my father.
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#5 Oct 15, 2013
chaz wrote:
Heard a woman turn down a pushy guy in a bar with, "No thanks. One azz hole in my pants is enough."
College roommate after being turned down for a dance said: "That's okay, I had to go take a shit anyway..."
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#6 Oct 15, 2013
JM_Brazil wrote:
My favorite Churchill insult was that to rival and playwrite Bernard Shaw, in response to a very cynical letter to Churchill, which read "Enclosed are two tickets to the opening night of my show. Invite a friend, if you have one."
Churchill's response: "Cannot attend the first night. Will attend the second, if there is one."
Another was a society woman at a part, losing a debate with Churchill said:
"Sir Winston, were I your wife, I should poison your tea!", to which he replied:
"Madam, were I your husband, I should drink it..."
Honest Abe

Southampton, NY

#7 Oct 15, 2013
When a woman during the Civil War accused Lincoln of being two-faced he quipped: "Madam, if I had another face do you think I'd be wearing this one?"
FALSE FLAG OPS

United States

#8 Oct 29, 2013
Ugly , fat , drunken fascist WINSTON WOLFOWITZ CHURCHILL sank the LUSITANIA and blamed it on the Germans ................Lord Balfour , Erhard Milch ,Jacob Geissler , Bernie Madoff and Winston Churchill are zio-imperialists and cousins .......see BY WAY OF DECEPTION and FIVE BROKEN CAMERAS.

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