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Someday, when a boy named Dixon and Willoughby Partin asks how he got his 24-letter name, he'll learn it came with a hundred bucks worth of gasoline.
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ya really this kid is going to get beat up on the playground b/c of his name all for $100 |
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“Next Stop, Sedona Arizona”
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Jax, For Now
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“I knew it.Hank's a RaidersFan!”
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True, but if they had any brains they wouldnt be working at a radio station. |
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“I Miss Mom. 10/1/37 - 2/10/08”
Joined: Apr 10, 2008
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Cemetary.
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Just when I thought I had heard the oddest name, another comes along.
I am suddenly apologetic for kicking my father in the shin, after every time someone teased me about MY name, as a child. I guess they could call him Daw? |
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“No pesky fish”
Joined: Jun 12, 2008
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What a complete idiot.
$100 will be worth what...about 20 gallons by December when the kid is born? Next, you'll hear that ol' dad took $500 to place a Starbuck's ad on the kid's forehead |
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The parents could sell Tatoo space to businesses, and as he grows the logo's will too. Tatoo real small on his nose Puff's so when he is older it would be readable.
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“Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!”
Joined: Mar 29, 2008
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Out in the West Texas town of.
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Oh, I dunno. "Pixie" is a cute name. On the other hand, "Vampyress" sucks...really sucks. |
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Does anyone remember bout ten years ago..the company IMUS paid something like a quarter of a million in a bond to a couple that named their newborn child IMUS ?
Poor lil D&W got sold cheap. |
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That is a lame name. I would've given a $200 gift card if he named his kid "My Parents Are Jerk-Offs"
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“formerly known as "im bored"”
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rochester ny
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Now my co-workers want to know what made me just crack up with a very loud laugh !!! i couldn't say it any better !! LOL |
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