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“Never summon "Anything" ....”

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Since: Feb 11

..... you can't banish, lol

#1 Mar 1, 2013
A splinter under your fingernail or a sty in your eye?

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#2 Mar 1, 2013
A sty in the eye .....Hey Bex !

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#3 Mar 1, 2013
A Charlie Horse or a Hoarse throat??

“Never summon "Anything" ....”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

..... you can't banish, lol

#4 Mar 1, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
A sty in the eye .....Hey Bex !
Hey LB! What shakin'?

What's worse ..... a liquid toot or a smelly burp?

“Never summon "Anything" ....”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

..... you can't banish, lol

#5 Mar 1, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
A Charlie Horse or a Hoarse throat??
Ouch!
Charley horse

A broken foot or a hemorrhoid, lol.

“It's that time of year again”

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Since: Jun 11

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#7 Mar 1, 2013
Fish_sticks wrote:
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Ouch!
Charley horse
A broken foot or a hemorrhoid, lol.
A hemorrhoid named Geno?

Headache or broken fingernail?

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#8 Mar 1, 2013
Fish_sticks wrote:
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Hey LB! What shakin'?
What's worse ..... a liquid toot or a smelly burp?
Liquid toot!

Hang nail or papercut?

“Never summon "Anything" ....”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

..... you can't banish, lol

#9 Mar 1, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
<quoted text>Liquid toot!
Hang nail or papercut?
PAPER CUT!

What worse .... a soggy sammich or a warm soda?

“Never summon "Anything" ....”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

..... you can't banish, lol

#10 Mar 1, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
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A hemorrhoid named Geno?
Headache or broken fingernail?
Headache

..... a sick husband or a crying child.

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#11 Mar 1, 2013
... a cryin child ...

... a giraffe with a sore throat or a caterpillar with sore feet ...

“It's that time of year again”

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Since: Jun 11

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#12 Mar 1, 2013
Fish_sticks wrote:
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Headache
..... a sick husband or a crying child.
That's a no brainer!

Crying child!

Stubbed toe or a telemarketer at dinner time?

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Since: Jan 11

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#13 Mar 1, 2013
Robot or Cyborg?

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#14 Mar 1, 2013
Fish_sticks wrote:
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Hey LB! What shakin'?
What's worse ..... a liquid toot or a smelly burp?
Not much, just chore day...

Liquid poot

Diareaha cramps driving on the highway
or
Volmet urges driving on a highway

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#15 Mar 1, 2013
Fish_sticks wrote:
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Ouch!
Charley horse
A broken foot or a hemorrhoid, lol.
Sounds like you'd better go to the Dr, the counselor, and the liquor store!

“Never summon "Anything" ....”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

..... you can't banish, lol

#16 Mar 1, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
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Sounds like you'd better go to the Dr, the counselor, and the liquor store!
lol

What's worse ..... stepping in dog poo barefoot or falling on your face?

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#17 Mar 1, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
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That's a no brainer!
Crying child!
Stubbed toe or a telemarketer at dinner time?
Stubbed toe! You can hang up on a telemarketer!

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#18 Mar 1, 2013
Fish_sticks wrote:
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lol
What's worse ..... stepping in dog poo barefoot or falling on your face?
Both at the same time.
What about a bad sunburn or terrible hang over?

“Never summon "Anything" ....”

Level 7

Since: Feb 11

..... you can't banish, lol

#19 Mar 1, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
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Both at the same time.
What about a bad sunburn or terrible hang over?
Oooo sunburn is worse, hair of the dog will fix the hang over.

What's worse ..... being accused of something you didn't do or an evening with the in-laws.
Alvin Birta

Medford, NY

#20 Mar 1, 2013
What's worse:

Waking up next to Harley or waking up next to a goat?

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#21 Mar 1, 2013
Fish_sticks wrote:
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Oooo sunburn is worse, hair of the dog will fix the hang over.
What's worse ..... being accused of something you didn't do or an evening with the in-laws.
Being accused of something you didn't do. Makes you feel helpless in my opinion.

What's worse....finding a hair in your food or getting something in your eye?

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