Irony for the day: Virginia man named...

Irony for the day: Virginia man named 'Stoner' busted on pot charges

There are 18 comments on the KBCI CBS 2 story from Aug 21, 2014, titled Irony for the day: Virginia man named 'Stoner' busted on pot charges. In it, KBCI CBS 2 reports that:

A Virginia man with the last name Stoner is facing drug charges after police found more than $10,000 worth of marijuana plants at his home.

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“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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#1 Aug 22, 2014
He should be glad his last name is not Raper.
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#2 Aug 22, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
He should be glad his last name is not Raper.
Or Bush,,,,,,(sorry dubby)
Bryan Fischer s Hair Gel

Philadelphia, PA

#3 Aug 22, 2014
Spotted Girl wrote:
He should be glad his last name is not Raper.
Rapee....

You're rapier wit is off.
Bryan Fischer s Hair Gel

Philadelphia, PA

#4 Aug 22, 2014
$10,000 worth of marijuana plants and a lot of roaches at his home, they meant.

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#5 Aug 22, 2014
Also
Ima Hore' arrested for solicitation
Sorry too easy

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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#6 Aug 22, 2014
Other unfortunate names could include:

Peter Poker
Ray Pist
I. M. High
Ima Perp
I. B. Killen
Ima Crook
Robin Steele
Robin U. Blinde
Bryan Fischer s Hair Gel

Philadelphia, PA

#7 Aug 22, 2014
I've know several men who had the first name, "B.J." Don't know if they were gay or not, but I bet they got, oh, a little bit of teasing growing up.

I'm sure a Stoner could ease at least some of their pain.

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#8 Aug 22, 2014
Was the cop's name Buster? Or Bacon? Or Weedeater?
Or for our liberal friends, his name is "Systematic Injustice of Poor and Black People" because his parents raised him to be a racist and to target poor people. lol
beatlesinthebog

Upper Hutt, New Zealand

#9 Aug 22, 2014
Bryan Fischer s Hair Gel wrote:
I've know several men who had the first name, "B.J." Don't know if they were gay or not, but I bet they got, oh, a little bit of teasing growing up.
I'm sure a Stoner could ease at least some of their pain.
Aaaaaaaaaarrrgghhh !!!! You sir, have forever ruined re-runs of M*A*S*H for me !......... sob

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

#10 Aug 22, 2014
Was he busted by captain obvious?

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

#11 Aug 22, 2014
^^^^^^^^
Now THAT would be ironic.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#12 Aug 22, 2014
Be a good joke in drug re-hab :)
Went to j.h. & h.s with a guy named "Stoney" His sisters name was Brooke :) He did die intoxicated
I hope his sister didn't drown? His Dad was a mason,thus the name.
I worked with a Black man named WHITE & white Man named BLACK :) they always joked about getting their pay checks mixed up :) or things like that.
my brother grew up with FAGG twins :) they were top athletes & VERY tough:) I wonder why :)
Rick
beatlesinthebog

Upper Hutt, New Zealand

#13 Aug 22, 2014
wichita-rick wrote:
Be a good joke in drug re-hab :)
Went to j.h. & h.s with a guy named "Stoney" His sisters name was Brooke :) He did die intoxicated
I hope his sister didn't drown? His Dad was a mason,thus the name.
I worked with a Black man named WHITE & white Man named BLACK :) they always joked about getting their pay checks mixed up :) or things like that.
my brother grew up with FAGG twins :) they were top athletes & VERY tough:) I wonder why :)
Rick
Worked with a moari native once .... named Black (he seemed to be ok being
called Matt)

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#15 Aug 22, 2014
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Worked with a moari native once .... named Black (he seemed to be ok being
called Matt)
My Old Granddad was arrested for drunk singing.

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#16 Aug 22, 2014
Oh, in court somewhere, a Crook was called, and a bunch of guys stood up. They were calling for someone named Crook, not someone who was a crook.

That is almost like the guy who was offended at the label the baggage handlers put on his luggage at the Fresno Air Terminal. He said he was a bit heavy, but no need to put FAT on his luggage. They assured him it was not a physical description of his appearance for identification, but the airport name identifier.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#17 Aug 22, 2014
My last name is Coons I have heard plenty of jests & jabs & variations of that.
Also had Black people from certain areas(Southern) or certain ages (older) NEVER be able to pronounce my name correctly:):) or could not look directly at me when they were saying it:):)
A former friend,who was black ,his Gma always called me Mr C.:) Rick

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#18 Aug 22, 2014
I once lived on Redbud Lane which was off of Safer rd. between Stoner and Sober rds.
Sterkfontein Swartkrans

Furlong, PA

#19 Aug 23, 2014
When I was in high school we actually had a girl named Rusty Cheeks! That said why are taxpayer dollars being wasted chasing a harmless plant?

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