Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#21 Apr 3, 2013
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#22 Apr 3, 2013
Lady-RETTA wrote:
No, that's ok, If fifteen martini's does'nt get this taste out of my mouth, I KNOW sixteen won't either.......??
But what if 17 would, and you never found out?

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#24 Apr 3, 2013
I don't get it ...

“Master Baker”

Level 5

Since: Jul 08

Hidden-like GINSENG.

#25 Jul 1, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
But what if 17 would, and you never found out?
'
Goodern, Uh Clem..
'
'
Punchline----------THE CLOWN TASTED FUNNY....???
''
hahah
'
'dh Hey., Husker D.((Waving))-6998

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#26 Jul 1, 2013
Wouldn't mind bending her over a barrel and showing her the fifty states, right?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#27 Jul 1, 2013
Lady-RETTA wrote:
<quoted text>
'
Goodern, Uh Clem..
'
'
Punchline----------THE CLOWN TASTED FUNNY....???
''
hahah
'
'dh Hey., Husker D.((Waving))-6998
Reviving 2 month old threads?

Gettin' a little behind in your work?(which I believe is also the punchline to a joke ;-)
SLACK

Ludington, MI

#28 Jul 1, 2013
doc: "your wife has acute angina"

old man: "yes I know"

“Boing, boing, boing, boing,”

Level 9

Since: Aug 08

..boing, boing, boing, boing,.

#29 Jul 1, 2013
So the Mechanic comes back to the ice cream parlor to tell the the penguin what's wrong with his little penguin car....
Mechanic: "Looks like You blew a seal"..
Penguin: "no, I was just eating ice cream"..

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#30 Jul 2, 2013
doctor says you ain't going to make it
SLACK

Ludington, MI

#31 Jul 2, 2013
Big Time wrote:
doctor says you ain't going to make it
the snake bite joke?

“Master Baker”

Level 5

Since: Jul 08

Hidden-like GINSENG.

#32 Jul 2, 2013
So he asked the horse,, "Why the long face?"
'
dh

“Master Baker”

Level 5

Since: Jul 08

Hidden-like GINSENG.

#33 Jul 2, 2013
"I guess you have been out blowing bubbles too?"
'

"No ma'am.. I AM BUBBLES."----------
'
'
dh

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#34 Jul 2, 2013
Lady-RETTA wrote:
"I guess you have been out blowing bubbles too?"
'
"No ma'am.. I AM BUBBLES."----------
'
'
dh


Oh there is a drink named Ervin,...??

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#35 Jul 2, 2013
SLACK wrote:
<quoted text>the snake bite joke?

No, The blonde at the Coke machine Joke,...

“Mess with me.”

Level 2

Since: Dec 09

I like it.

#37 Aug 5, 2013
DUH! Big red truck!!
lilcaprice

United States

#38 Aug 5, 2013
Sayeth the king !

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#39 Aug 6, 2013
Don't talk back
Just drive the car
Shut your mouth
I know what you are
Don't say nothing
Keep your hands on the wheel
Don't turn around
This is for real

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#40 Aug 6, 2013
The bucket!!!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#41 Aug 6, 2013
Tank-ity, tank-ity, tank-ity...

“Master Baker”

Level 5

Since: Jul 08

Hidden-like GINSENG.

#42 Sep 25, 2013
Big Time wrote:
Don't talk back
Just drive the car
Shut your mouth
I know what you are
Don't say nothing
Keep your hands on the wheel
Don't turn around
This is for real
'
You KNOW that I am the only one that knows those Peter Gabriel Lyrics.. and songs... tee hee..
'
Good Mornin BT.. dh

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