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#1 Oct 16, 2011
Got any Grapes,..??

“I care more about my character”

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...... then my reputation

#2 Oct 16, 2011
I don't get it ....

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#3 Oct 16, 2011

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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South Bend, IN

#4 Oct 16, 2011
Find my keys and we'll drive out.

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...... then my reputation

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#6 Oct 16, 2011
A good goat will do that,...

“Master Baker”

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Hidden-like GINSENG.

#7 Oct 16, 2011
Surprise, surprise, That aint my finger either.

“Die Hard For The Trivial”

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#8 Oct 16, 2011
He didn't like the dough so he went on the loaf.

(bread factory employeee)

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Funk, NE

#9 Oct 16, 2011
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Twenty bucks, same as downtown

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“Master Baker”

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Hidden-like GINSENG.

#10 Oct 17, 2011
"This is your Avon lady, your doorbell's broken."
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Hi Husker D
Lil song fer ya. good seeing you again.
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Back to Avalon
Heart

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Terboweanie dh

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#11 Oct 17, 2011
Not as long as you have.
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#12 Oct 17, 2011
More of a joke than a punch line...

Scientists found out today why Uranus is tilted on its axis... They found that projectiles have been pounding it.:)

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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South Bend, IN

#13 Oct 17, 2011
Hurts, don'it?

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#14 Oct 17, 2011
The first son replied "I done good pa, I got me three dollars fur my duck".

The second son replied "I done better 'n him pa, I got five dollars".

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#15 Oct 17, 2011
Uh Clem wrote:
Find my keys and we'll drive out.


Fireman was lookin for his Ladder I Think,..

“Die Hard For The Trivial”

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#16 Oct 17, 2011
My husband always made his own lunch.

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Funk, NE

#17 Oct 18, 2011
Lady-RETTA wrote:
"This is your Avon lady, your doorbell's broken."
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Hi Husker D
Lil song fer ya. good seeing you again.
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Back to Avalon
Heart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =3QCI8hHQitoXX
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Terboweanie dh
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Hey, Duh

Got a drankin' song for you,

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She Made Me Liquor

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

“Master Baker”

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Hidden-like GINSENG.

#18 Oct 18, 2011
Husker D wrote:
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Hey, Duh
Got a drankin' song for you,
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She Made Me Liquor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =JdDRzmR62fcXX&NR=1
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LOL that was a goodern. Hard to say where all the REAL talent is hiding now is'nt it? Thanks . Hope all is well with ya. Too cool, Now in my faves. Peace out.
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Ter.
Ouch

Dawsonville, GA

#19 Oct 18, 2011
There are some lines you really do NOT want to be in.

“Master Baker”

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Hidden-like GINSENG.

#20 Oct 18, 2011
No, that's ok, If fifteen martini's does'nt get this taste out of my mouth, I KNOW sixteen won't either.......??

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