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How to avoid a crocodile attack: Top 10 things you need to know

There are 10 comments on the Mirror.co.uk story from Nov 12, 2013, titled How to avoid a crocodile attack: Top 10 things you need to know. In it, Mirror.co.uk reports that:

One lucky golfer survived a crocodile attack while on holiday in Mexico - but could you? Here are our handy hints on how to be safe from crocs One of his friends rushed over and started belting the 12 foot reptile with a club and another ran it over with a buggy until it loosened its grip and skulked back to its swamp.

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#1 Nov 12, 2013
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Jesup, GA

#2 Nov 12, 2013
I dont know what the first guy says... However he shoulda took a drop and kept playing

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#3 Nov 12, 2013
Rule number one- Stay away from the water......

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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#4 Nov 12, 2013
Omg is this the same alligator that bit off chubbs hand. I thought happy took care of that gator. Tehehe

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#5 Nov 12, 2013
"Try to hit or poke the eyes with whatever you have handy: an oar, a stick, or a knife - even your hands."

Good luck with that. Let us know how it worked.
Al Birta

Huntington, NY

#6 Nov 12, 2013
1) - Stay out of Edmonton.
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#7 Nov 12, 2013
Pull out your Swiss Army knife and open to the "Crocodile eye poking Pick".(works every time),:)

“....VETS”

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WELCOME HOME

#8 Nov 12, 2013
play better golf

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#9 Nov 13, 2013
Don't have sex with the crocodile's wife and get caught.
Don't wear Reeboks, gazelles are a favorite food.
Always go with someone slower than you, you may not be able to outrun the predator, but you can outrun the slow fat guy.

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Nehwon

#10 Nov 13, 2013
Always carry a hippopotamus with you.

Croc gets too close, draw the hippo from your holster.

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