My dream job is.....

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#358 Mar 26, 2014
Weatherman..........then I can LIE every single day and get away with it. And, I don't have to know what I am doing either. These people go to college....REALLY? for what? I could crap shoot the weather and do better than a meteorologist!!!
A noted observer

Delaware, OH

#359 Mar 26, 2014
Sperm Bank Teller!
Independent

United States

#361 Mar 26, 2014
A cop, then I can live ABOVE the laws.

Kill with impunity, lie about it with impunity, and sue the city that tries to stop me.....and win millions from the suit.

Can you say.....Early Retirement?

:^`{
April 15th

Dayton, OH

#363 Mar 26, 2014
Tax Preparer for ALL of those PIE PROFILES. I'd be RICH!!!!!!!

Level 1

Since: Jul 13

Location hidden

#364 Mar 26, 2014
Dream Job?
Be the man women audition with to begin a career in porn.

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#365 Mar 26, 2014
A Proffesional' Quiter or maybe a Spell Checker,....

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#366 Mar 26, 2014
Lmao scarbelly bob

someone needs to fill that position with the quickness.

“Happiness comes through giving”

Level 7

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#367 Mar 26, 2014
Taking in floors to wash.

Level 7

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#368 Mar 26, 2014
Dream Job: Being a corporate pilot flying for a small business or private rich person, or being a test pilot for Burt Rutan.

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#369 Mar 26, 2014
Hang Gliding Instructor...

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#370 Mar 27, 2014
Robotic Ethics Professor

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#371 Mar 27, 2014
Obsolete robot recycling technician?*grin*

Level 5

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#372 Mar 27, 2014
Winning the Lottery and not working!!! Oh" wait that's not a job!!

Level 7

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#373 Mar 28, 2014
David0407 wrote:
Winning the Lottery and not working!!! Oh" wait that's not a job!!
..trying to spend all that money would be! LOL! Hi David!

Level 5

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#374 Mar 28, 2014
skybobbie wrote:
<quoted text>
..trying to spend all that money would be! LOL! Hi David!
Lol Yeah" it would be!! how are ya" SB?

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#375 Mar 28, 2014
Senior BB stacker at the BB factory...

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#377 Mar 28, 2014
Beach sand counting specialist.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#379 Mar 28, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
Beach sand counting specialist.
Yes that is "fine" for you,because you just use wd-40 for sunscreen.

I could be next to you as a test person for copper tone. Rick

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images...

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#380 Mar 28, 2014
After this winter professional suntanner sounds perfect!!

WTH is spring anyway ugh.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#381 Mar 28, 2014
On the other hand, I burn easy :)

I could test sunglasses & umbrellas in the same spot though.
Rick

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