2012 - Survival Tips?

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Aug 19, 2010
 
Solar Maximums, Gamma Rays, Comets, Earthquakes, Tsunamis....What'll happen (if anything) and what do you plan to do in order to survive?
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Solar Maximums, Gamma Rays, Comets, Earthquakes, Tsunamis....What'll happen (if anything) and what do you plan to do in order to survive?
Masturbate!!

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Aug 19, 2010
 
Get Drunk!

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Go the delusion route and get saved.

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Aug 20, 2010
 
make our own survival medicines is the best survival tip.

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make our own survival medicines is the best survival tip.
So what herbs do you treat gamma ray burns and tsunamis with?

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Aug 20, 2010
 
Denial seems to work in America....If you don't want to face truth, deny it is actually happening and it will go away.

And everyone will live happily ever after.
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It doesn't matter because you are all fat and ugly and I am short, hot, and sexy.

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Aug 20, 2010
 
crab_man 101 wrote:
<quoted text>So what herbs do you treat gamma ray burns and tsunamis with?
BANDAIDS!!

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Aug 20, 2010
 
crab_man 101 wrote:
<quoted text>So what herbs do you treat gamma ray burns and tsunamis with?
You said herbs - do over. How about garlic?

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make sure your emergency bag has honey in it. it never goes bad and is a good antiseptic (apply to open wound, cover with gauze)
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honey and water-proof matches
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make sure your emergency bag has honey in it. it never goes bad and is a good antiseptic (apply to open wound, cover with gauze)
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honey and water-proof matches
...and tampons!! Lots and lots of tampons!!!!

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...and tampons!! Lots and lots of tampons!!!!
and tampons, lots & lots of tampons!!!!!!!!
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For the Solar maximums. Shutdown the power for awhile and find some backup generators.

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Sounds like a good day to take the Mammoth Cave all-day extended tour.

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Aug 20, 2010
 
Eat, drink, and exercise ?
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Aug 21, 2010
 
2012 is not the only reason to make plans to survive a situation where you or your family involved.

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Aug 21, 2010
 
jumper wrote:
2012 is not the only reason to make plans to survive a situation where you or your family involved.
A long overdue revolution?? Do you think the grazing herd will wake up by 2012?

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Aug 21, 2010
 
Finally follow through with all my New Year's Eve Resolutions. And go out with the attitude that 'I succeeded'!

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