Level 29 - FINAL

“Jeff Schrembs ”

Level 1

Since: Jun 09

South (God bless)

#1 Jul 24, 2013
With each passing level brightly lit candies moved, exploded, changed into other candies, and even taunted me by their inability to go into groups of 3 (or 4 and even the joyous 5). Oh how I wanted the curved candies to join up with the multicolored disco ball and clear away all the candies. One can only dream of such things.

Level 29. Level 29. Level 29. It has been about 2 weeks since I first laid eyes on level 29. I am still on level 29. I think I could have 5000 “lives”(instead of the 5 you start out with) and then you have to wait – how cruel – to get new lives unless you pay money to continue the game and though it is tempting I will conquer these jelly’s and move the fruits without spending one cent even if it means spending weeks to conquer.

Just last night I had cleared 5 of the 6 fruits and I had 24 moves (note: you start out with 60 on this “level 29″) and I felt like I was close to equaling Albert Einstein’s contributions to science as this game was equally as complicated as E=MC squared. He came up with five simple symbols versus me combining shapes and colors of all kinds and getting them to the bottom of my 9 inch tablet or clearing all the jellies while wearing my “at home not cool but functional” reading glasses. How hard was E-MC squared to Level 29? Discuss amongst yourselves and the correct spelling of my last name is S C H R E M B S in case I get past Level 29 and you feel like nominating me for the Nobel Prize for my accomplishment.

Well folks I have to go for now as the draw of Candy Crush Saga is too strong (think of the Lord of the Rings trilogy and replace that ugly orange eye with Candy Crush Saga and replace Frodo/Bilbo with little ole me (think a combination of James Bond + Brad Pitt + James Dean + Tom Jones + Michelangelo + Elvis in 1969 + Ghandi + Martin Luther King Jr.+ Jim Thorpe (I’ll wait while you Google these names so that you have an accurate sense of who I am) and then take out Jim Thorpe, Martin Luther King Jr., Ghandi, Elvis in 1969, Michelangelo, Tom Jones, James Dean, Brad Pitt, and James Bond) and there you are left with me.

Later today, after psyching myself up, I will attempt again to slay the Candy Crush Saga. It will be a lonely quest. Full of anxiety, thrills, and frustration. I go this road alone. It may be dangerous but I will be guided by my inner truth that if my grand daughter can master this level before the first commercial of “Dog with a blog” that I can clear all the fruit on Level 29 before the end of this decade.

To be continued….



Jeff Schrembs

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