1st time having sex
Krypteia

Bath, UK

#130 Mar 12, 2012
THE LOVE MACHINE wrote:
<quoted text>
LIAR; LIAR; LIAR !!
Numb nuts ??.......I don't have any of those you scratchy old bull dyke.......you been donkin' your own chain, found a cluster didja ?
get offa my case you sloppy old tart !
none of your slime-time is going to get you offa the hook.......I pitty those illegitimate scruffers of yours, having a sham-flam-thank-you-mam mother like you.....found any of the three no-hoping bums yet ??
I'll bet you wouldn't know any of them.......you M-Fing tart-squat !
go pissupa rope freetwat !
What's the matter with you are you ill,i mean what sort off person talks about children they don't even know like that,i mean are you mentally unstable or just a nasty lonely none entity...I don't normally get involved in this sort of rubbish but SAS has done nothing to you and your jealous venom is embarrassing,now i suggest you close your legs your breath stinks.
Rex 86 (ate six people)

Benton, KY

#131 Mar 12, 2012
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>What's the matter with you are you ill,i mean what sort off person talks about children they don't even know like that,i mean are you mentally unstable or just a nasty lonely none entity...I don't normally get involved in this sort of rubbish but SAS has done nothing to you and your jealous venom is embarrassing,now i suggest you close your legs your breath stinks.
Lol..

“To contract new debts...”

Level 6

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#132 Mar 12, 2012
Keep Calm and Carry On wrote:
He told me it wouldn't hurt. He lied.
The three biggest lies in the world according to David Allen Coe:

1: This will only hurt for a little while.
2: I'll only put the head of it in.
3: I promise not to try to c*m in your mouth.
Orca Winfrey

Huntington, NY

#133 Mar 12, 2012
I'll let you know when it happens!!! Keep posted!!
Rex 86 (ate six people)

Benton, KY

#134 Mar 12, 2012
Hunglo wrote:
<quoted text>The three biggest lies in the world according to David Allen Coe:

1: This will only hurt for a little while.
2: I'll only put the head of it in.
3: I promise not to try to c*m in your mouth.
Lol..
Rex 86 (ate six people)

Benton, KY

#135 Mar 12, 2012
Don't think I even got my mojo in ..I had been sooooo drunk!
Laura Beffy

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#136 Mar 19, 2012
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>What's the matter with you are you ill,i mean what sort off person talks about children they don't even know like that,i mean are you mentally unstable or just a nasty lonely none entity...I don't normally get involved in this sort of rubbish but SAS has done nothing to you and your jealous venom is embarrassing,now i suggest you close your legs your breath stinks.
LOL. You da Man !

First time was at night in a deserted park. It was quite romantic. To bad I did not know what I was doing. Lol.
Sparrow

United States

#137 Mar 19, 2012
THE LOVE MACHINE wrote:
<quoted text>
LIAR; LIAR; LIAR !!
Numb nuts ??.......I don't have any of those you scratchy old bull dyke.......you been donkin' your own chain, found a cluster didja ?
get offa my case you sloppy old tart !
none of your slime-time is going to get you offa the hook.......I pitty those illegitimate scruffers of yours, having a sham-flam-thank-you-mam mother like you.....found any of the three no-hoping bums yet ??
I'll bet you wouldn't know any of them.......you M-Fing tart-squat !
go pissupa rope freetwat !
Sickster.

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#138 Mar 19, 2012
THE LOVE MACHINE wrote:
<quoted text>
LIAR; LIAR; LIAR !!
Numb nuts ??.......I don't have any of those you scratchy old bull dyke.......you been donkin' your own chain, found a cluster didja ?
get offa my case you sloppy old tart !
none of your slime-time is going to get you offa the hook.......I pitty those illegitimate scruffers of yours, having a sham-flam-thank-you-mam mother like you.....found any of the three no-hoping bums yet ??
I'll bet you wouldn't know any of them.......you M-Fing tart-squat !
go pissupa rope freetwat !
lol.......... are you blowing a fuse over there ???

man...... you really do need to take your pills on a regular basis........ because you only seem to make sense to yourself.........

let it go.......... really!!!

oh and btw.......... you need to keep up with your lies....... first you are 27..... and then you are 19,,,, and telling ME how long sex lasts??? i mean.... WTF are you on about........ you really are deranged...... go get a life you scum bag.......
Laura Beffy

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#139 Mar 19, 2012
ROTFLMAO ^^^^^^^^ Stacked you are top funny ! Yep 3 yrs ago he was 19. Oh and btw all of those photos are really him. It's true because he says so. Funny thing is the are from a Gay photobucket website. Even funnier is his hole face keeps morphing wirh each photo. I've never seen a Gay Man change his hair color and face preportions like that . Lol ... Way to funny !

“"Stand and Fight"”

Level 4

Since: Sep 10

United States

#140 Mar 19, 2012
I was 17 then and in my freshman year in high school when it was with a girl named Tanya. She just told me to relax as she did all the work on me. And, the Bobby Brown song, "Rock Wit 'Cha", was playing in the background too.

“"Stand and Fight"”

Level 4

Since: Sep 10

United States

#142 Mar 20, 2012
Mike_ Litoris wrote:
With or without a partner?
Without a partner doesn't count.
Easy A

Kansas City, MO

#143 Mar 20, 2012
Was easy...
cally man

Benton, KY

#144 Mar 21, 2012
I love how some of you women taste when I'm jamming my tongue in ya mouths lol..
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#145 Mar 22, 2012
cally man wrote:
I love how some of you women taste when I'm jamming my tongue in ya mouths lol..
You've tasted some of these women in TOPIX?????

Lucky you!

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#148 Feb 25, 2013
Christine deCarlo wrote:
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OMG! ROTFLMBO !!!!!
only you pie could resurrect a year old thread..... got much time on your hands??

“http://www.stude ntshelp.info”

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

http://www.studentshelp.info

#149 Feb 26, 2013
Can u believe? I'm still a virgin.

“http://www.stude ntshelp.info”

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

http://www.studentshelp.info

#150 Feb 26, 2013
NO Experience SORRY..................

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#151 Feb 26, 2013
JasonStorm wrote:
I was 17 then and in my freshman year in high school when it was with a girl named Tanya. She just told me to relax as she did all the work on me. And, the Bobby Brown song, "Rock Wit 'Cha", was playing in the background too.
17 and a freshman in high school?

You graduated when you were 21?

Did you date any of your friend's parents?

michellepain
Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#152 Apr 3, 2013
Was not by choice.

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