Man Gets Probation for Naked Car Washing

Sep 27, 2011 Full story: MyFoxPhilly 17

A man who scrubbed his pickup truck in the nude at a Massachusetts car wash has been sentenced to a year of probation.

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“Grilled Burgers”

Level 3

Since: Sep 11

Jacksonville Florida

#1 Sep 27, 2011
He had to register as a sex offender & ordered to stay away from newer cars !!
ton airam

Cleveland, GA

#2 Sep 27, 2011
Maybe he had a clear coat on!

“South Louisiana”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

very small

#3 Sep 27, 2011
No it was the wax on wax off that got him.

“Crude, Rude, and Lewd!”

Level 7

Since: Jun 08

Sayonara Falls.

#4 Sep 27, 2011
Somebody check the tailpipe for DNA evidence.
The Monkey

Hampton, VA

#5 Sep 27, 2011
By having him register, you simply pollute that important list with unimportant people. He's sex offensive, but not a sex offender.

Since: Aug 09

Silver Spring, MD

#6 Sep 27, 2011
MeanandNasty wrote:
Somebody check the tailpipe for DNA evidence.
Surely no contact with the tailpipe walls during the forbidden insertion....

Since: Aug 09

Silver Spring, MD

#7 Sep 27, 2011
Oops. Meaning no DNA evidence to scrape as a result of the non contact....

(Okay, I'm saying, "like my pinky finger." There, happy now?)

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#8 Sep 27, 2011
no time for a wash just hose it off...

“South Louisiana”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

very small

#9 Sep 27, 2011
i allways liked the tailpipe thing but that's just me.

United States

#10 Sep 27, 2011

“Let her cry, for she's a Lady”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Let her dream, she's a Child

#11 Sep 27, 2011
Um, I would hope the car was not clothed.


Cherish Your Loved Ones.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#12 Sep 27, 2011
Hey Pixie...
I've seen a few that wear bra's...hahahaha
It's about time for this ol' gal to call it a night... I hope that you have had a great day and I hope that you will have a peaceful night filled with only the sweetest of dreams...

Level 8

Since: Jul 07

Vancouver, Canada

#13 Sep 28, 2011
Maybe he needed a a shower too. Scrub those "crevices" real good!!

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#14 Sep 28, 2011
where Exactly was this place?
sounds like a nice place...


Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#15 Sep 28, 2011
I bet if he did this in his own driveway, he wouldn't have been fined. He would have been on his own turf.

Burke, VA

#16 Apr 30, 2012
Wow, some people will get upset and complain about the silliest things I say good for him! I wish more people did fund impulse of stuff like that! It's kind of inspiring to me... Nudity is no big deal, get over it America!

Allentown, PA

#18 Oct 17, 2013
interesting, why is this thread among many threads under Suezannes Yahoo account, without Suezanne's posts such as this one.

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