Man Crashes SUV, Steals Banana

Man Crashes SUV, Steals Banana

There are 8 comments on the NBC Miami story from Jan 8, 2014, titled Man Crashes SUV, Steals Banana. In it, NBC Miami reports that:

Police in Newington are looking for the man who they said committed a bizarre crime early this morning when he backed an SUV into a Connecticut gas station, stole a banana, ate and left in the damaged vehicle.

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Dr Reker s Bellhop

Philadelphia, PA

#1 Jan 8, 2014
Soon this banana thief will be crying out in pain, "Don't potaseium me, bro."

“He said What?!”

Level 5

Since: Feb 10

No Way! LOL

#2 Jan 8, 2014
Dam! That legalized weed must give ya some hellacious munchies.

“Yeah, but...”

Level 3

Since: Sep 11


#3 Jan 9, 2014
He would have given them the slip, but he didn't get to eat the banana!

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#4 Jan 9, 2014
Hey, we all know what it's like - when you reeeeealy want a banana...

“Happiness comes through giving”

Level 7

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#5 Jan 10, 2014
He'll be out on a peel.

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#6 Jan 10, 2014
and so he was NOT happy to see me....and it was a banana the whole time???

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#7 Jan 10, 2014
We're not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe..!

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#8 Jan 11, 2014
There's money in the banana stand...

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