What will the President say in his St...

What will the President say in his State of the Union Address?

Created by pollestergeist on Jan 27, 2014

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He's stepping down

His job interfers with his pot smoking

The republicans were right after all

He's sorry Obamacare is a mess

He's going to become a tea party activist

He hopes no one votes for Billery

He's divorcing Michelle

Doesn't matter what he says, it will be a lie

More lies

All of the above and more lies

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#1 Jan 27, 2014
Dang that's funny!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#2 Jan 27, 2014
Besides more lies, my money's on "blame Bush".

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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#3 Jan 27, 2014
created by: pollestergeist | 3 hrs ago

I've got a pen and a phone!
At this point what difference does it make?
I'm not liked by anyone anymore, FOX 'belittles me', Limbaugh and Beck
discriminate against me, Michelle is thinking about divorcing me, and I've told so many lies I don't know what the truth is any more.
But my Narcissistic attitude keeps me going.
Regardless of how feeble and disoriented I get I will fight for ObamaCare to the end.
As I'm sure you've noticed I've given up on everyone except myself, none
of them feel sorry for a gay muslim brother that's a mulatto which has
psychologically beset me all my life.
My most courageous achievement was ordering Ben laden captured dead or alive and then having the same damn bunch attacking Benghazi
was just too much, Hillary thought so too, so Susan spoke for both of us.

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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#4 Jan 27, 2014
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#5 Jan 27, 2014
He will be lying because he is a politician and his lips will be moving.

But really, I'm Canadian. Nothing he will say will affect me except he's an azz on the Keystone extension. News around here says Obama is a bit ticked off with our PM for being too pro-Israel.

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#6 Jan 27, 2014
n my opinion, every president in my life time has done damage to our country.....even my favorite president, Ronald Reagan, managed to increase the size and cost of the federal government on his watch.(Reagan did apologize for that in his farewell address.)
...... Barrack Hussein Obama is by far the worst of the bunch, as far as I can see. Here is my short list of the lasting damage I attribute to President Obama:

VDH is convinced that sooner or later ObamaCare will be repealed..... I donít believe that.....at most, it may be amended...... ObamaCare will have lasting negative effects on health care in America
.
Obamaís other signature legislation, Dodd-Franks and its Consumer Protection Bureau, will do far more harm than good in the years to come.

Obamaís $800 billion stimulus spending ended up stimulating nothing; but it did become part of our baseline budget and so our nationís spending will always be $800 billion more per year than it would be otherwise.

Obamaís open borders policy will have last economic and social consequences.

Obama has been the most divisive president in American since Lincoln. I believe he has done serious damage to race relations in American and the wounds will take years to heal.

In the arena of foreign affairs, Obama has been an absolute disaster....we could talk about his reset with Russia and his apology tour to Cairo....in my opinion, his interference in the affairs of Egypt, Libya, and now Syria have set in motion events which will affect stability in the Middle East and North Africa for decades to come.

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#7 Jan 27, 2014
I agree he's not pro-Israel but when you look at everything else he's done,
he's not too much pro-American either.
The pipeline should already be through the US and making 'both' of us money and creating jobs for Americans at the same time.
You must admit that's not the only thing he's "GREEN" @!
God bless you neighbor.

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#8 Jan 27, 2014
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
I agree he's not pro-Israel but when you look at everything else he's done,
he's not too much pro-American either.
The pipeline should already be through the US and making 'both' of us money and creating jobs for Americans at the same time.
You must admit that's not the only thing he's "GREEN" @!
God bless you neighbor.
Most of us would rather be doing more oil business with the US. I do believe we need our own west-east pipeline(western oil pumped to eastern refineries), but a Keystone extension would also create more business. I much prefer American investment any day over anyone else.
lela Thompson

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#9 Jan 27, 2014
Yeah . Black people s . American . Believes obama . President . Usa . I trying help guys. In our world .

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#10 Jan 28, 2014
I would love to see the day Mexico builds a giant wall around it's patrolled borders because the U.S. is exporting and dumping too much marijuana into their country.

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#11 Jan 28, 2014
What goes around comes around "ALWAYS!"
So where's that put "US" - escaping Obamanation by fleeing to Mexico.
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/325/e/...

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#12 Jan 28, 2014
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
I would love to see the day Mexico builds a giant wall around it's patrolled borders because the U.S. is exporting and dumping too much marijuana into their country.
And guns. Don't forget the guns.

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#13 Jan 28, 2014
Gun technology hasn't changed much for the Military in almost 100 years.
Drones are the way to go.
Kids already know how to control a flying fighting device on our computers.

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