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“Antisocialistic”

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#21
Sep 29, 2012
 
With family dinners with a big spread or good food, my dad would say " I wonder what the poor folks are eating?" as if we were well off. Lol.

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Sep 29, 2012
 

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If we had any bread we could have bacon sandwiches if someone would go get some bacon.
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Sep 29, 2012
 

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Stitch in time saves nine. Mom's philosophy

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

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Sep 29, 2012
 

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kids in ethiopia are starving, now eat you supper!

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Paradise North Georgia

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#27
Sep 29, 2012
 
Better put some sleeves on your arms this morning.

I often wondered why they didn't just say:

It's chilly this morning, grab a sweater...

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

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Pocket full of wry

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Sep 29, 2012
 

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My Dad used to say The best investment is in your mind. If you have money to spare spend it on books. Once you have learned something it can never be taken away from you.

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#29
Sep 29, 2012
 
My Dad would tell people that my hearing was so sensitive, I could hear a mouth piss on cotton.
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Sep 29, 2012
 

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"Well...I hope you're using some form of protection"...RIP mum.
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Sep 29, 2012
 

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Prep-for-Dep wrote:
My Dad would tell people that my hearing was so sensitive, I could hear a mouth piss on cotton.
...now that is sensitive...LOL...do you know if Robyn and Sissy have been sentenced yet?...Brian worked for us as a producer in our insurance business for a little while...
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#32
Sep 29, 2012
 
stole eggs and bought it with butter ..

{my mother was from tenn}

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#33
Sep 29, 2012
 
Ex-Dad-in-Law

In a fight, the other guy might get himself a 7-course meal, but I'll at least get me a sandwich
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Chilli J wrote:
Ex-Dad-in-Law
In a fight, the other guy might get himself a 7-course meal, but I'll at least get me a sandwich
...LOL...

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for a hamburger today.

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#35
Sep 29, 2012
 
Dad's favorite:

"Wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one gets full first!"

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My dad used to say,"I'm not an ATM"...I always ended up with the money.:p
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#37
Sep 29, 2012
 
My mother still..your not to big to put over my knee or you not to big for a clip around the ear..
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Krypteia wrote:
My mother still..your not to big to put over my knee or you not to big for a clip around the ear..
you forgot ...."Pissoff ya little bastard"

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Class Action Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...now that is sensitive...LOL...do you know if Robyn and Sissy have been sentenced yet?...Brian worked for us as a producer in our insurance business for a little while...
I think you have me confused with someone else.

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My mom says " I wouldn't hold in my hand, what just came out of your mouth".

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for a hamburger today.

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Prep-for-Dep wrote:
I think you have me confused with someone else.
HAHAHA

That is another one dad would say.

:^P

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Prep-for-Dep wrote:
My mom says " I wouldn't hold in my hand, what just came out of your mouth".
That's a good one. I'm gonna try it out.

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