“Antisocialistic”

Level 2

Since: May 12

Lake Charles, LA

#21 Sep 29, 2012
With family dinners with a big spread or good food, my dad would say " I wonder what the poor folks are eating?" as if we were well off. Lol.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#23 Sep 29, 2012
If we had any bread we could have bacon sandwiches if someone would go get some bacon.
Hoosier Hillbilly

New Salisbury, IN

#24 Sep 29, 2012
Stitch in time saves nine. Mom's philosophy

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#25 Sep 29, 2012
kids in ethiopia are starving, now eat you supper!

“That's all folks...”

Since: Jan 12

Paradise North Georgia

#27 Sep 29, 2012
Better put some sleeves on your arms this morning.

I often wondered why they didn't just say:

It's chilly this morning, grab a sweater...

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

Level 7

Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#28 Sep 29, 2012
My Dad used to say The best investment is in your mind. If you have money to spare spend it on books. Once you have learned something it can never be taken away from you.

“Antisocialistic”

Level 2

Since: May 12

Lake Charles, LA

#29 Sep 29, 2012
My Dad would tell people that my hearing was so sensitive, I could hear a mouth piss on cotton.
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#30 Sep 29, 2012
"Well...I hope you're using some form of protection"...RIP mum.
Class Action Rosa

Opelousas, LA

#31 Sep 29, 2012
Prep-for-Dep wrote:
My Dad would tell people that my hearing was so sensitive, I could hear a mouth piss on cotton.
...now that is sensitive...LOL...do you know if Robyn and Sissy have been sentenced yet?...Brian worked for us as a producer in our insurance business for a little while...
phaines

Big Bear Lake, CA

#32 Sep 29, 2012
stole eggs and bought it with butter ..

{my mother was from tenn}

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#33 Sep 29, 2012
Ex-Dad-in-Law

In a fight, the other guy might get himself a 7-course meal, but I'll at least get me a sandwich
Class Action Rosa

Opelousas, LA

#34 Sep 29, 2012
Chilli J wrote:
Ex-Dad-in-Law
In a fight, the other guy might get himself a 7-course meal, but I'll at least get me a sandwich
...LOL...

“I will gladly pay you Tuesday”

Level 7

Since: Jul 12

for a hamburger today.

#35 Sep 29, 2012
Dad's favorite:

"Wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one gets full first!"

“Reality”

Level 6

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#36 Sep 29, 2012
My dad used to say,"I'm not an ATM"...I always ended up with the money.:p
Krypteia

Shoreham-by-sea, UK

#37 Sep 29, 2012
My mother still..your not to big to put over my knee or you not to big for a clip around the ear..
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#38 Sep 29, 2012
Krypteia wrote:
My mother still..your not to big to put over my knee or you not to big for a clip around the ear..
you forgot ...."Pissoff ya little bastard"

“Antisocialistic”

Level 2

Since: May 12

Lake Charles, LA

#39 Sep 29, 2012
Class Action Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...now that is sensitive...LOL...do you know if Robyn and Sissy have been sentenced yet?...Brian worked for us as a producer in our insurance business for a little while...
I think you have me confused with someone else.

“Antisocialistic”

Level 2

Since: May 12

Lake Charles, LA

#40 Sep 29, 2012
My mom says " I wouldn't hold in my hand, what just came out of your mouth".

“I will gladly pay you Tuesday”

Level 7

Since: Jul 12

for a hamburger today.

#41 Sep 29, 2012
Prep-for-Dep wrote:
I think you have me confused with someone else.
HAHAHA

That is another one dad would say.

:^P

“Reality”

Level 6

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#42 Sep 29, 2012
Prep-for-Dep wrote:
My mom says " I wouldn't hold in my hand, what just came out of your mouth".
That's a good one. I'm gonna try it out.

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