CRAZY Things Are Illegal In Virginia....

CRAZY Things Are Illegal In Virginia.. Like Oral Sex

There are 68 comments on the The Huffington Post story from Feb 3, 2013, titled CRAZY Things Are Illegal In Virginia.. Like Oral Sex. In it, The Huffington Post reports that:

Only one or two centuries late, Virginia lawmakers have decided it is none of their business if unmarried couples share a roof.

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“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#45 Feb 5, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
That's not crazy, just good common sense. Who wants urine and semen in their mouth? If oral sex is so good, then why won't the health department allow urine and ejaculate in food? Of course, if you eat out, you've probably had both of those, as well as saliva and excrement.
I am so turned on right now .

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#46 Feb 5, 2013
No wsy

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#47 Feb 5, 2013
Hope my wife doesn't find out about this.

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Since: Jun 12

You don't even know about.....

#48 Feb 5, 2013
Not sure if it's true but I heard in Arkansas their was a law in place where a man could beat his wife once a month, heard it never got changed!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#49 Feb 5, 2013
WildMountainHoney wrote:
Not sure if it's true but I heard in Arkansas their was a law in place where a man could beat his wife once a month, heard it never got changed!
"...a man can beat his wife in Little Rock provided he does it with a stick no bigger than 3 inches across and not more than once a month".

http://littlerock.about.com/cs/factsfun/a/str...

“I know where you are,”

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Right here under my thumb

#50 Feb 5, 2013
State of Georgia:

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
Your Neighbor

Huntington, NY

#51 Feb 5, 2013
dragoon70056 wrote:
Hope my wife doesn't find out about this.
Yeah, me too!!!

(Sorry man, you left yourself open for that one....lol)

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#52 Feb 5, 2013
Your Neighbor wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeah, me too!!!
(Sorry man, you left yourself open for that one....lol)
LoL.

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#53 Feb 5, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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LOL! I was watching some Busted and Disgusted episodes. The things that people do on the job and at restaurants are sickening. One guy was making a milkshake and ran out of chocolate. He left out of view of the camera out through the dining area and around, we can only guess which room he went, and it wasn't the stock area or the walk-in cooler. He came back with what looked like tissue with a brown clump on it. He then added that to the blender and poured it into cups.
Another guy, presumably p***ed off at work, opened the ice-maker and urinated in it. There were several coffee tampering incidents on the episodes, and a case of coffee theft, where someone cleaned out the supply of fresh grounds. One guy removed a bandage from a wound and dipped it in the soup and then put the bandage back on. Then a recipe called for cooking on a spit, but whoever it was decided to cook with spit. There was the woman who found the chocolate sampler someone bought for all the employees, and she sampled every chocolate in there and then pinched it back together.
Not all the stuff was gross. Some was more criminal, like the school crossing guard who not only was a bit derelict in her duties (car nearly hit a kid), she decided to have a smoke break, and it wasn't a cigarette. I guess you can say her job performance went to pot. They showed another situation where things turned to pot. A salesman was trying to close a sale and he and his client had an interesting way of doing that. The client pulled out 2 beers from his coat, and the salesman one-upped him and pulled out a bag of weed and some papers.
Would you have any Kaopectate?

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#54 Feb 5, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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I'm not trying to insult you but since we're on the subject of insults, remember that token of your esteam? You're gonna need it when tinkerbell shows up...
I don't mind your insulting me, but at least do it in English.

I just produced a token of my steam. I could flush it or send it to you. Which do you prefer?

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#55 Feb 5, 2013
WildMountainHoney wrote:
Not sure if it's true but I heard in Arkansas their was a law in place where a man could beat his wife once a month, heard it never got changed!
It was changed. It's now bi-weekly.

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#57 Feb 5, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
State of Georgia:
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
What about my elephant?

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#58 Feb 5, 2013
Love it
Bath Fitter

Rochester, NY

#60 Feb 6, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>What about my elephant?
Only the trunk, or the junk in the trunk.
Paris Hilton

Rochester, NY

#62 Feb 6, 2013
So, I can't talk about sex in Virginia!?
Boardher Patrol Bill

Rochester, NY

#63 Feb 6, 2013
What if I stand on the border, and she Lewinskys me off standing in Maryland?

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

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#64 Feb 6, 2013
Oh Man ,I bet peanut butter is a high selling item there.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#65 Feb 6, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>What about my elephant?
Don't know, but don't ever tie it to a parking meter in Florida.

http://www.stupidlaws.com/if-an-elephant-is-l...

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#66 Feb 6, 2013
Aural sex has a risk - it can give you eargasms.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Arcadia, LA.

#67 Feb 6, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Aural sex has a risk - it can give you eargasms.
Sounds painful.

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