CRAZY Things Are Illegal In Virginia.. Like Oral Sex

Feb 3, 2013 Full story: The Huffington Post 68

Only one or two centuries late, Virginia lawmakers have decided it is none of their business if unmarried couples share a roof.

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#24 Feb 4, 2013
Miniature Horse wrote:
What about oral on animals?
Be patient. Mister Right will come along.

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#25 Feb 4, 2013
Donkey Estonkey wrote:
Stupid article.
A. Barton Hinkle (the article writer...), I would guess is blaming the legal system for his lack of sexual activities.
...and in Richmond, no less.
I've lived in Va for two thirds of my entire life, and have got to say that the ladies here freely give blow jobs equal to or better than the Mormon girls in Utah, and the police here will allow you to finish if they observe you getting some leg in your VW.
...and no way that's that fool's real name!
Sooo, Virginia is NOT for lovers then? Count me out.

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#26 Feb 4, 2013
I hear that it is also a law ..that if you get caught MASTURBATING in jail that you get more time for CHOKING STATE PROPERTY..... Since now you belong to the state while you are in there...STATE PROPERTY you know?..??????
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Marley Money

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#27 Feb 4, 2013
Miniature Horse wrote:
What about oral on animals?
They better NOT make that illegal!!!! I like getting oral from guys!!!
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#28 Feb 4, 2013
Apparently my wife thinks this is illegal in New York now as well.......
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#29 Feb 4, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>I know youre trying to insult me, but my first language is English.
Of course it is, but you're also quite fluent in QSR. Queer as a Second Language.

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#30 Feb 4, 2013
No To Tinkerbell Marriage wrote:
<quoted text>Of course it is, but you're also quite fluent in QSR. Queer as a Second Language.
While you're stuck with QG: Quadruped Grunting.
Brush your tail. Shrek is coming over.
Linda the lonely widow

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#31 Feb 4, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>While you're stuck with QG: Quadruped Grunting.
Brush your tail. Shrek is coming over.
HOHO,you dumbass

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#32 Feb 4, 2013
Linda the lonely widow wrote:
<quoted text>HOHO,you dumbass
Why thank you kindly, ma'am. Can I talk you into flyin' over my way, you little charmer? Or did you pawn your broom?

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#34 Feb 4, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>I know youre trying to insult me, but my first language is English.
Enzo is nothing but a two bit troll who needs to put others down in order to gain false self esteem and a false sense of validation.

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#35 Feb 4, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>Enzo is nothing but a two bit troll who needs to put others down in order to gain false self esteem and a false sense of validation.
From me, Enzo gains nothing, false or otherwise.

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#36 Feb 4, 2013
That's not crazy, just good common sense. Who wants urine and semen in their mouth? If oral sex is so good, then why won't the health department allow urine and ejaculate in food? Of course, if you eat out, you've probably had both of those, as well as saliva and excrement.

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#37 Feb 4, 2013
No To Tinkerbell Marriage wrote:
<quoted text>Of course it is, but you're also quite fluent in QSR. Queer as a Second Language.
QSR? You cannot even spell your own slurs.

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#38 Feb 4, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
That's not crazy, just good common sense. Who wants urine and semen in their mouth? If oral sex is so good, then why won't the health department allow urine and ejaculate in food? Of course, if you eat out, you've probably had both of those, as well as saliva and excrement.
Just on special occasions.
Deanna Herring

Owens Cross Roads, AL

#39 Feb 4, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
That's not crazy, just good common sense. Who wants urine and semen in their mouth? If oral sex is so good, then why won't the health department allow urine and ejaculate in food? Of course, if you eat out, you've probably had both of those, as well as saliva and excrement.
Omg please dont make us all skip lunch tommrow.

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#40 Feb 4, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Just on special occasions.
LOL! I was watching some Busted and Disgusted episodes. The things that people do on the job and at restaurants are sickening. One guy was making a milkshake and ran out of chocolate. He left out of view of the camera out through the dining area and around, we can only guess which room he went, and it wasn't the stock area or the walk-in cooler. He came back with what looked like tissue with a brown clump on it. He then added that to the blender and poured it into cups.

Another guy, presumably p***ed off at work, opened the ice-maker and urinated in it. There were several coffee tampering incidents on the episodes, and a case of coffee theft, where someone cleaned out the supply of fresh grounds. One guy removed a bandage from a wound and dipped it in the soup and then put the bandage back on. Then a recipe called for cooking on a spit, but whoever it was decided to cook with spit. There was the woman who found the chocolate sampler someone bought for all the employees, and she sampled every chocolate in there and then pinched it back together.

Not all the stuff was gross. Some was more criminal, like the school crossing guard who not only was a bit derelict in her duties (car nearly hit a kid), she decided to have a smoke break, and it wasn't a cigarette. I guess you can say her job performance went to pot. They showed another situation where things turned to pot. A salesman was trying to close a sale and he and his client had an interesting way of doing that. The client pulled out 2 beers from his coat, and the salesman one-upped him and pulled out a bag of weed and some papers.

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#41 Feb 4, 2013
Deanna Herring wrote:
<quoted text>Omg please dont make us all skip lunch tommrow.
Actually, you'd skip it the next day when you are too sick to go to work.

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#42 Feb 5, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>I know youre trying to insult me, but my first language is English.
I'm not trying to insult you but since we're on the subject of insults, remember that token of your esteam? You're gonna need it when tinkerbell shows up...

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#43 Feb 5, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>Enzo is nothing but a two bit troll who needs to put others down in order to gain false self esteem and a false sense of validation.
I don't troll...now go jerkingoff that bad kitty of yours...it is what you do best...
Marley Money

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#44 Feb 5, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
That's not crazy, just good common sense. Who wants urine and semen in their mouth?
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