CRAZY Things Are Illegal In Virginia.. Like Oral Sex

Feb 3, 2013 Full story: The Huffington Post 68

Only one or two centuries late, Virginia lawmakers have decided it is none of their business if unmarried couples share a roof.

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Donkey Estonkey

Hampton, VA

#1 Feb 3, 2013
Stupid article.
A. Barton Hinkle (the article writer...), I would guess is blaming the legal system for his lack of sexual activities.
...and in Richmond, no less.

I've lived in Va for two thirds of my entire life, and have got to say that the ladies here freely give blow jobs equal to or better than the Mormon girls in Utah, and the police here will allow you to finish if they observe you getting some leg in your VW.

...and no way that's that fool's real name!

“n stuff..”

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#3 Feb 3, 2013
the police report started out something like this..

Eaton Muff, violating 2 ordinances , was observed 45 minutes by law enforcement before being removed from the vehicle and the passenger..

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

#4 Feb 3, 2013
Oh man, this blows!

“....VETS”

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#5 Feb 3, 2013
all states have blue laws still on the books
and still enforceable ...

Section 255.17 of the state penal law states,A person is guilty of adultery when he engages in sexual intercourse with another person at a time when he has a living spouse, or the other person has a living spouse. Adultery is a class B misdemeanor. A class B misdemeanor is punishable by up to 90 days in jail or a $500 fine.

In reality, of course, the law is rarely enforced. About a dozen people have been charged with adultery since the early 1970s, most of them upstate.(Most of the charges were dismissed, or apparently were dropped after the defendants pleaded guilty to other charges.)

our own governor was guilty ..

“....VETS”

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#7 Feb 3, 2013
believable ...
Deanna Herring

Owens Cross Roads, AL

#8 Feb 3, 2013
Ladies guys love when you put their meat in your mouth and suck on it.I love a good head on a cock when your sucking it.I can take a 9 inch cock all the way down to his balls keep it there while he is humpimg my mouth,and I dont choke.
Girls if you have never took it there,Valentine's Day is comming up.At least lick it.
No To Tinkerbell Marriage

Sayville, NY

#9 Feb 3, 2013
Q: What do you call two queers named Bob?

A: Oral Roberts.

“Happiness comes through giving”

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#11 Feb 3, 2013
No To Tinkerbell Marriage wrote:
Q: What do you call two queers named Bob?
A: Oral Roberts.
Next thing you know they'll ban sex with zucchinis. Then what will you do for fun?
Parden pard

Bath, PA

#12 Feb 3, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Next thing you know they'll ban sex with zucchinis. Then what will you do for fun?
Do like the Italians,,,use a salami,,,jeshhhh (waz za matta yoo)

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Bronx, NY

#13 Feb 3, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Next thing you know they'll ban sex with zucchinis. Then what will you do for fun?
...probably follow you to the turkish bath...check yer 6 and enjoy there larry...

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#14 Feb 3, 2013
Which is why I'm never moving to Virginia
Bernard Continelli

New York, NY

#15 Feb 4, 2013
Dual FACTS: That law is a violation of the 2003 Supreme Court decision Lawrence v. Texas which blanketly invalidated any remaining consensual, adult sodomy laws on the books in ANY part of the United States ... Virginia is NOT above the highest court in the nation.

Also: The Sierra Blanca, Texas "immigration" stop which is HUNDREDS of miles from the Mexican border and where the likes of Willie Nelson and Fiona Apple got snagged for marijuana is LIKEWISE a violation of the 2000 Indianapolis v. Edmond ruling which stated that blanket traffic stops to determine driver intoxication was legitimate, but the same actions to merely determine the presence of drugs was NOT ... Texas is NOT above the highest court in the nation, either.

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#16 Feb 4, 2013
Bernard Continelli wrote:
Dual FACTS: That law is a violation of the 2003 Supreme Court decision Lawrence v. Texas which blanketly invalidated any remaining consensual, adult sodomy laws on the books in ANY part of the United States ... Virginia is NOT above the highest court in the nation.
Also: The Sierra Blanca, Texas "immigration" stop which is HUNDREDS of miles from the Mexican border and where the likes of Willie Nelson and Fiona Apple got snagged for marijuana is LIKEWISE a violation of the 2000 Indianapolis v. Edmond ruling which stated that blanket traffic stops to determine driver intoxication was legitimate, but the same actions to merely determine the presence of drugs was NOT ... Texas is NOT above the highest court in the nation, either.
you may want to note : that the case you cited is for same sex...Sodomy.... is any non-penile/vaginal copulation -like act, such as oral or anal sex, or sex between a person and an animal.

the articles of the Virginia LAW also include
Just for starters: While it might soon be legal to live in sin, that doesn't mean you can, by God sir, fornicate. Fornication remains forbidden under the Code of Virginia, Section 18.2-344.
Virginia's "crimes against Nature" statute -- Section 18.2-361 -- Don't try to open a "bawdy place," which the code defines as any place "used for lewdness, assignation or prostitution." (Assignation?)

If you happen to be, say, a cab driver, you had better be careful whom you're driving where. Virginia law prohibits you to drive anybody to any place (bawdy or otherwise) if you think that person might be going for "illicit sexual intercourse.

that is why you need a lawyer , because laws have provisions and sub-prov.

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#17 Feb 4, 2013
Bernard Continelli wrote:
Dual FACTS: That law is a violation of the 2003 Supreme Court decision Lawrence v. Texas which blanketly invalidated any remaining consensual, adult sodomy laws on the books in ANY part of the United States ... Virginia is NOT above the highest court in the nation.
Also: The Sierra Blanca, Texas "immigration" stop which is HUNDREDS of miles from the Mexican border and where the likes of Willie Nelson and Fiona Apple got snagged for marijuana is LIKEWISE a violation of the 2000 Indianapolis v. Edmond ruling which stated that blanket traffic stops to determine driver intoxication was legitimate, but the same actions to merely determine the presence of drugs was NOT ... Texas is NOT above the highest court in the nation, either.
City of Indianapolis v. Edmond, 531 U.S. 32 (2000)[1], was a case in which the Supreme Court of the United States limited the power of law enforcement to conduct suspicionless searches, specifically, using drug-sniffing dogs at roadblocks.

the fine point here is driving is a privilege .... operating a motor vehicle which impaired is reasonable ...stop ofr that purpose..........

your vehicle is considered your home , so a roadblock with any drug sniffing dogs is violating your 4th amendment right , a unreasonable search.. without merit

that case only strikes down the City in Indy ordinance

..... what you are thinking a similar situation in another state
cited that case a precedent
Donkey Estonkey

Hampton, VA

#18 Feb 4, 2013
Deanna Herring wrote:
Ladies guys love when you put their meat in your mouth and suck on it.I love a good head on a cock when your sucking it.I can take a 9 inch cock all the way down to his balls keep it there while he is humpimg my mouth,and I dont choke.
Girls if you have never took it there,Valentine's Day is comming up.At least lick it.
Hairy Bob??? Is that you again?
Boy, take off that apron and your Auntie Trudy's big tittied bra, and go fetch me som okra!
...and don't run it up your buttcrack this time!

“n stuff..”

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#19 Feb 4, 2013
Deanna Herring wrote:
This is crazy. I would be under the jail cause I love to suck a good cock.I wont let a guy have sex with me unless I suck him first.I like it when guys stand while I suck it,some get real hott and start grinding it in your mouth.I love it!
thanks for the pointers... couldnt figure any of this out by myself, always good to get help from experts on the net...

I need to stop reading the HS forum before I go to work..
makes me wanna stay in bed... n stuff...

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Retirement City

#20 Feb 4, 2013
There are a great many laws on the books that were written years ago and forgotten about to the point where they are no longer enforced. One interesting law was an early 1900's North Carolina law which forbade pets in motel rooms. By the 1970's, that law was virtually ignored by the people and not enforced either.

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#21 Feb 4, 2013
I think it kinda got tangled up with that SPITTING ON THE SIDEWALK law....... hehe
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dh
Miniature Horse

Rochester, NY

#22 Feb 4, 2013
What about oral on animals?

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#23 Feb 4, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...probably follow you to the turkish bath...check yer 6 and enjoy there larry...
I know youre trying to insult me, but my first language is English.

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