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Since: Dec 12

http://www.studentshelp.info

#91 Feb 8, 2013
You mean to say Prevention is better than cure. If you are doing mistake second time then you will have to pay a lot more than you deserve. ...lol

“Raising hell since 1989”

Level 6

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#92 Feb 8, 2013
Staying in a loveless unhappy marriage does not mean that you will go to heaven. Nobody can promise to stay in a marriage in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer etc etc. You cannot tell what may happen in the future, therefor you are making promises you can not keep. The whole marriage thing is a farce because people do not take the vows seriously and usually end up divorced or committing adultery. Its your commitment to another person which should be most important not a piece of paper stating that you are married.
I got married, divorced and have now been living in sin with my partner for 8 years. Am I going straight to hell??
Bring it on! I don't believe in heaven or hell anyway.

“1943-2013”

Level 10

Since: Apr 07

Location hidden

#93 Feb 8, 2013
Preacher wrote:
Any person who remarries for ANY reason other than the death of his/her first and original spouse lives in a Continuous, Nonstop STATE of ADULTERY, which will NOT be forgiven until and unless the second marriage is TERMINATED!!! And the following website proves it! http://www.cadz.net/mdr.html
Can I have some of what you're drinking ?

“September”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#94 Feb 8, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
How DARE you accuse a preacher of drawing people away from God! A hard and tribulation-filled life is part of man's punishment for eating the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden! If ANYONE wants a chance at eternal life, he must DENY himself, take up his stinking CROSS and CRUCIFY the flesh on it! And that means MORE than putting away a sinful nature! It also involves DENYING the flesh food, water, shelter, clothing, pleasure, happiness, joy, and even air and oxygen, for the Lord's sake! It also involves nailing your thing to the cross as well!
God is NOT HAPPY with man's failure in the Garden of Eden! Therefore you are to live in HUMILITY!!!
God doesn't care if a marriage is loveless! A loveless marriage is NOTHING compared to Hell! Jesus even said, point blank! Whoever strikes you on the right cheek, Turn To Him The Other Cheek Also So He Shall Strike That Too! Fear not those that kill the flesh! The flesh is TEMPORAL!!! It is corrupted with EVIL! It has NO BUSINESS living at all! Fear he who has the power to throw your sinful ass right into HELL for ETERNITY!!!
Be careful what you preach about...
without looking more widely at *ALL*
other facts:

To my mind
'Lolz' post had a point,
PLUS LOL'z right to express that very point..

MOST SADLY..

Over here, in these parts many a preacher has
been SERIOUSLY drawn away from GOD,
by 'NO ONE' else but him/herself.

I speak of the scandal of CHILD SEX ABUSE
involving clergy:
Really

United States

#95 Feb 8, 2013
I was under the impression that marriage IS Hell. I've know a few women who were the devil incarnate.
Preacher

Cicero, IL

#97 Feb 8, 2013
Maliciousness wrote:
Staying in a loveless unhappy marriage does not mean that you will go to heaven. Nobody can promise to stay in a marriage in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer etc etc. You cannot tell what may happen in the future, therefor you are making promises you can not keep. The whole marriage thing is a farce because people do not take the vows seriously and usually end up divorced or committing adultery. Its your commitment to another person which should be most important not a piece of paper stating that you are married.
I got married, divorced and have now been living in sin with my partner for 8 years. Am I going straight to hell??
Bring it on! I don't believe in heaven or hell anyway.
If you are in a loveless and unhappy marriage, you have only 2 choices. First choice is to remain in it. Second choice is to be single. And yes, maliciousness junk, you ARE on a ONE WAY road to Hell! And let me tell everyone here about Hell. Hell is a horrible nasty place to be! White-hot fires that will toast you in an instant, giant, mutant, flesh-eating worms and insects that constantly bore into you and devour you from the inside out, giant spiked snakes that bore and slither into and through you, demons that rip you to shreds with a single swipe of their huge clawed hands, they also chain you tightly to the walls, so tightly that they rip your limbs right off and then they stick huge spears through your genitals, they scrape flesh off of you with big sharp knives and swords, they drive spikes through you. They also even dump buckets of burning brimstone on you and stuff burning brimstone into your mouth. There is not a single molecule of water anywhere (Hell is bone dry!), total pitch blackness in which you can not see a single thing, fear and sadness that actually lives and grips you in a viselike grip. And it never ends even with death, because it is Hell, so it all goes on forever!

As for whoever collects antique fans and other junk, I think I know who you are talking about. According to the article I am listing here, he also lives in Cicero, just like I do, and it was probably him that someone might have seen on these forums before talking about his antique fans. But also according to the article, his soul is right on a one way path to Hell! There is ZERO chance that he will EVER go to Heaven, as he apparently complains about Chicago's long cold and brutal winters, having nothing to look forward to every January, February, and March, not having a girlfriend, and I bet he is really complaining because he can not move to Florida as the Cicero Mail Department has apparently intercepted and destroyed a letter mailed to him about apparently an apartment that must have become available to him in Fort Myers and has vowed to screen every single piece of mail delivered to his residence and destroy any and all mail mailed to his residence from outside of Illinois. And I allready told him in the Berwyn forum; if he complains about Earthly tribulation, ESPECIALLY about January, February, and March and Chicago's cold and brutal winters, not being able to leave Chicagoland for a warmer area, the Lord will gladly see how he complains about Hell! And in Hell, there is nothing at all happy to look forward to For All ETERNITY!!! The article is located at http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/2012/01/18/out-...

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

Level 7

Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#98 Feb 8, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
The Lord will NOT forgive until that sin is CEASED!!! Repentance is WAY more than just an apology! Repentance involves the permanent refusal to commit that sin ever again.
This sounds like a scorned lovers lament. Are you the baby raper w. jefs or that sick freak phred felps?
Preacher

Cicero, IL

#99 Feb 8, 2013
By the way, according to Wikipedia, the total population of Cicero, Illinois was 83,891 in 2010.

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

Level 7

Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#100 Feb 8, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
.... And let me tell everyone here about Hell. Hell is a horrible nasty place to be! White-hot fires that will toast you in an instant, giant, mutant, flesh-eating worms and insects that constantly bore into you and devour you from the inside out, giant spiked snakes that bore and slither into and through you, demons that rip you to shreds with a single swipe of their huge clawed hands, they also chain you tightly to the walls, so tightly that they rip your limbs right off and then they stick huge spears through your genitals, they scrape flesh off of you with big sharp knives and swords, they drive spikes through you. They also even dump buckets of burning brimstone on you and stuff burning brimstone into your mouth. There is not a single molecule of water anywhere (Hell is bone dry!), total pitch blackness in which you can not see a single thing, fear and sadness that actually lives and grips you in a viselike grip. And it never ends even with death, because it is Hell, so it all goes on forever!.....
Nevermind I didn't realise you had been there crawled out and was giving guided tours. Carry on.
danclark

Paterson, NJ

#101 Feb 8, 2013
I never married. Came close to proposing. In my walk through life have't seen as many happy marriages as I seen mostly unhappy marriages. I became very reluctant to marry taking family and friends as examples to learn from that its best be avoided.

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#102 Feb 8, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
If you are in a loveless and unhappy marriage, you have only 2 choices. First choice is to remain in it. Second choice is to be single. And yes, maliciousness junk, you ARE on a ONE WAY road to Hell! And let me tell everyone here about Hell. Hell is a horrible nasty place to be! White-hot fires that will toast you in an instant, giant, mutant, flesh-eating worms and insects that constantly bore into you and devour you from the inside out, giant spiked snakes that bore and slither into and through you, demons that rip you to shreds with a single swipe of their huge clawed hands, they also chain you tightly to the walls, so tightly that they rip your limbs right off and then they stick huge spears through your genitals, they scrape flesh off of you with big sharp knives and swords, they drive spikes through you. They also even dump buckets of burning brimstone on you and stuff burning brimstone into your mouth. There is not a single molecule of water anywhere (Hell is bone dry!), total pitch blackness in which you can not see a single thing, fear and sadness that actually lives and grips you in a viselike grip. And it never ends even with death, because it is Hell, so it all goes on forever!
As for whoever collects antique fans and other junk, I think I know who you are talking about. According to the article I am listing here, he also lives in Cicero, just like I do, and it was probably him that someone might have seen on these forums before talking about his antique fans. But also according to the article, his soul is right on a one way path to Hell! There is ZERO chance that he will EVER go to Heaven, as he apparently complains about Chicago's long cold and brutal winters, having nothing to look forward to every January, February, and March, not having a girlfriend, and I bet he is really complaining because he can not move to Florida as the Cicero Mail Department has apparently intercepted and destroyed a letter mailed to him about apparently an apartment that must have become available to him in Fort Myers and has vowed to screen every single piece of mail delivered to his residence and destroy any and all mail mailed to his residence from outside of Illinois. And I allready told him in the Berwyn forum; if he complains about Earthly tribulation, ESPECIALLY about January, February, and March and Chicago's cold and brutal winters, not being able to leave Chicagoland for a warmer area, the Lord will gladly see how he complains about Hell! And in Hell, there is nothing at all happy to look forward to For All ETERNITY!!! The article is located at http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/2012/01/18/out-...
wow... you must have been scorned BAD preacher-man. i feel for you... NOT
I would if you showed at least the smallest bit of compassion, but you seem "hell bent" on sending everyone to hell with you...

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#103 Feb 8, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
Hell is a horrible nasty place to be! White-hot fires that will toast you in an instant, giant, mutant, flesh-eating worms and insects that constantly bore into you and devour you from the inside out, giant spiked snakes that bore and slither into and through you, demons that rip you to shreds with a single swipe of their huge clawed hands, they also chain you tightly to the walls, so tightly that they rip your limbs right off and then they stick huge spears through your genitals, they scrape flesh off of you with big sharp knives and swords, they drive spikes through you. They also even dump buckets of burning brimstone on you and stuff burning brimstone into your mouth. There is not a single molecule of water anywhere (Hell is bone dry!), total pitch blackness in which you can not see a single thing, fear and sadness that actually lives and grips you in a viselike grip.
Sounds like South Beach on a saturday night......

“Raising hell since 1989”

Level 6

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#104 Feb 8, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
If you are in a loveless and unhappy marriage, you have only 2 choices. First choice is to remain in it. Second choice is to be single. And yes, maliciousness junk, you ARE on a ONE WAY road to Hell! And let me tell everyone here about Hell. Hell is a horrible nasty place to be! White-hot fires that will toast you in an instant, giant, mutant, flesh-eating worms and insects that constantly bore into you and devour you from the inside out, giant spiked snakes that bore and slither into and through you, demons that rip you to shreds with a single swipe of their huge clawed hands, they also chain you tightly to the walls, so tightly that they rip your limbs right off and then they stick huge spears through your genitals, they scrape flesh off of you with big sharp knives and swords, they drive spikes through you. They also even dump buckets of burning brimstone on you and stuff burning brimstone into your mouth. There is not a single molecule of water anywhere (Hell is bone dry!), total pitch blackness in which you can not see a single thing, fear and sadness that actually lives and grips you in a viselike grip. And it never ends even with death, because it is Hell, so it all goes on forever!
As for whoever collects antique fans and other junk, I think I know who you are talking about. According to the article I am listing here, he also lives in Cicero, just like I do, and it was probably him that someone might have seen on these forums before talking about his antique fans. But also according to the article, his soul is right on a one way path to Hell! There is ZERO chance that he will EVER go to Heaven, as he apparently complains about Chicago's long cold and brutal winters, having nothing to look forward to every January, February, and March, not having a girlfriend, and I bet he is really complaining because he can not move to Florida as the Cicero Mail Department has apparently intercepted and destroyed a letter mailed to him about apparently an apartment that must have become available to him in Fort Myers and has vowed to screen every single piece of mail delivered to his residence and destroy any and all mail mailed to his residence from outside of Illinois. And I allready told him in the Berwyn forum; if he complains about Earthly tribulation, ESPECIALLY about January, February, and March and Chicago's cold and brutal winters, not being able to leave Chicagoland for a warmer area, the Lord will gladly see how he complains about Hell! And in Hell, there is nothing at all happy to look forward to For All ETERNITY!!! The article is located at http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/2012/01/18/out-...
I can't be bothered to read all your drivel. Grey trolls will not be listened to! Now pick a window, you are leaving! Thata way>>>>
Level 6

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#105 Feb 8, 2013
Gee, I wish I was in hell right now - nonstop Adultery! WooT!

“Happiness comes through giving”

Level 7

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#106 Feb 8, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
If you are in a loveless and unhappy marriage, you have only 2 choices. First choice is to remain in it. Second choice is to be single. And yes, maliciousness junk, you ARE on a ONE WAY road to Hell! And let me tell everyone here about Hell. Hell is a horrible nasty place to be! White-hot fires that will toast you in an instant, giant, mutant, flesh-eating worms and insects that constantly bore into you and devour you from the inside out, giant spiked snakes that bore and slither into and through you, demons that rip you to shreds with a single swipe of their huge clawed hands, they also chain you tightly to the walls, so tightly that they rip your limbs right off and then they stick huge spears through your genitals, they scrape flesh off of you with big sharp knives and swords, they drive spikes through you. They also even dump buckets of burning brimstone on you and stuff burning brimstone into your mouth. There is not a single molecule of water anywhere (Hell is bone dry!), total pitch blackness in which you can not see a single thing, fear and sadness that actually lives and grips you in a viselike grip. And it never ends even with death, because it is Hell, so it all goes on forever!
As for whoever collects antique fans and other junk, I think I know who you are talking about. According to the article I am listing here, he also lives in Cicero, just like I do, and it was probably him that someone might have seen on these forums before talking about his antique fans. But also according to the article, his soul is right on a one way path to Hell! There is ZERO chance that he will EVER go to Heaven, as he apparently complains about Chicago's long cold and brutal winters, having nothing to look forward to every January, February, and March, not having a girlfriend, and I bet he is really complaining because he can not move to Florida as the Cicero Mail Department has apparently intercepted and destroyed a letter mailed to him about apparently an apartment that must have become available to him in Fort Myers and has vowed to screen every single piece of mail delivered to his residence and destroy any and all mail mailed to his residence from outside of Illinois. And I allready told him in the Berwyn forum; if he complains about Earthly tribulation, ESPECIALLY about January, February, and March and Chicago's cold and brutal winters, not being able to leave Chicagoland for a warmer area, the Lord will gladly see how he complains about Hell! And in Hell, there is nothing at all happy to look forward to For All ETERNITY!!! The article is located at http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/2012/01/18/out-...
Mister Preacher Man, who writes your material, Pat Robertson or Alfred E. Neumann?

“Happiness comes through giving”

Level 7

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#107 Feb 8, 2013
Preacher wrote:
By the way, according to Wikipedia, the total population of Cicero, Illinois was 83,891 in 2010.
The U.S. import of coal in 1492 was none/none.
60s chic

Bethlehem, PA

#108 Feb 8, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
If you are in a loveless and unhappy marriage, you have only 2 choices. First choice is to remain in it. Second choice is to be single. And yes, maliciousness junk, you ARE on a ONE WAY road to Hell! And let me tell everyone here about Hell. Hell is a horrible nasty place to be! White-hot fires that will toast you in an instant, giant, mutant, flesh-eating worms and insects that constantly bore into you and devour you from the inside out, giant spiked snakes that bore and slither into and through you, demons that rip you to shreds with a single swipe of their huge clawed hands, they also chain you tightly to the walls, so tightly that they rip your limbs right off and then they stick huge spears through your genitals, they scrape flesh off of you with big sharp knives and swords, they drive spikes through you. They also even dump buckets of burning brimstone on you and stuff burning brimstone into your mouth. There is not a single molecule of water anywhere (Hell is bone dry!), total pitch blackness in which you can not see a single thing, fear and sadness that actually lives and grips you in a viselike grip. And it never ends even with death, because it is Hell, so it all goes on forever!
As for whoever collects antique fans and other junk, I think I know who you are talking about. According to the article I am listing here, he also lives in Cicero, just like I do, and it was probably him that someone might have seen on these forums before talking about his antique fans. But also according to the article, his soul is right on a one way path to Hell! There is ZERO chance that he will EVER go to Heaven, as he apparently complains about Chicago's long cold and brutal winters, having nothing to look forward to every January, February, and March, not having a girlfriend, and I bet he is really complaining because he can not move to Florida as the Cicero Mail Department has apparently intercepted and destroyed a letter mailed to him about apparently an apartment that must have become available to him in Fort Myers and has vowed to screen every single piece of mail delivered to his residence and destroy any and all mail mailed to his residence from outside of Illinois. And I allready told him in the Berwyn forum; if he complains about Earthly tribulation, ESPECIALLY about January, February, and March and Chicago's cold and brutal winters, not being able to leave Chicagoland for a warmer area, the Lord will gladly see how he complains about Hell! And in Hell, there is nothing at all happy to look forward to For All ETERNITY!!! The article is located at http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/2012/01/18/out-...
Wow. That's a pretty gruesome account of what hell may be like? Sounds too far fetched - like out of a horror movie. Perhaps you've seen too many "Hellraiser" movies. Man has a very vivid imagination you know. Just look at the special effects in horror and fantasy movies. Perhaps your imagination is working overtime. You need a long vacation. With all those creepy horrific images running through your mind, I wonder how you can even get a good night's sleep. Relax and take time to smell the roses and think beautiful positive thoughts. Have a cup of tea. If that doesn't help to relax you, maybe a dose of Thorazine would be helpful.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Bronx, NY

#109 Feb 8, 2013
60s chic wrote:
<quoted text>
Wow. That's a pretty gruesome account of what hell may be like? Sounds too far fetched - like out of a horror movie. Perhaps you've seen too many "Hellraiser" movies. Man has a very vivid imagination you know. Just look at the special effects in horror and fantasy movies. Perhaps your imagination is working overtime. You need a long vacation. With all those creepy horrific images running through your mind, I wonder how you can even get a good night's sleep. Relax and take time to smell the roses and think beautiful positive thoughts. Have a cup of tea. If that doesn't help to relax you, maybe a dose of Thorazine would be helpful.
Hey! How bout you and I doing something in Vegas that stays in Vegas...it will be fun and drive the preacher to higher platitudes...
Mary

Reading, PA

#110 Feb 8, 2013
No, I don't think so. Thank goodness divorce exists if needed.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#111 Feb 11, 2013
60s chic wrote:
<quoted text>
Wow. That's a pretty gruesome account of what hell may be like? Sounds too far fetched - like out of a horror movie. Perhaps you've seen too many "Hellraiser" movies. Man has a very vivid imagination you know. Just look at the special effects in horror and fantasy movies. Perhaps your imagination is working overtime. You need a long vacation. With all those creepy horrific images running through your mind, I wonder how you can even get a good night's sleep. Relax and take time to smell the roses and think beautiful positive thoughts. Have a cup of tea. If that doesn't help to relax you, maybe a dose of Thorazine would be helpful.
I was wondering how one would go about ripping the limbs off of a soul/phantom.

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