The Paisan

Medford, NY

#23 Feb 7, 2013
You ain't kidding!!!!

If I remarry again it will surely be hell!!!!
Exactly the reason to GET OUT of a FIRST marriage!!!!

Tell me something I don't already know (I know it's a ghard task).
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#24 Feb 7, 2013
Preacher wrote:
ANY person who remarries for ANY reason other than the DEATH of the First and Original Spouse lives in a Continuous Nonstop State of Adultery!
And a continuous nonstop state of adultery is a One Way Ticket to Hell!
OK, so God condones the killing of the first/original wife.

Nice God you have there.......
Preacher

Cicero, IL

#25 Feb 7, 2013
EraserX wrote:
<quoted text>
You realize that's a steaming pile, don't you?
I reject your premise. All of them. I refuse to be responsible for what some mythical person might have eaten in someone's garden. Absolutely ridiculous. A God that would hold one responsible for SOMEONE ELSE'S sins is, indeed, small, petty and clearly not worth the effort.
Too bad, sore loser! Man has proven himself again and again a moral FAILURE in the eyes of God, and He is NOT HAPPY about it! No matter how you look at it, ALL of man is responsible for sin and it's entry into the world through Adam and Eve. And God will NEVER let ANYTHING that is not 100 percent PERFECT into His kingdom! Not even in your wildest pipe dreams!
at a glance

Englewood, CO

#26 Feb 7, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
How DARE you accuse a preacher of drawing people away from God! A hard and tribulation-filled life is part of man's punishment for eating the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden! If ANYONE wants a chance at eternal life, he must DENY himself, take up his stinking CROSS and CRUCIFY the flesh on it! And that means MORE than putting away a sinful nature! It also involves DENYING the flesh food, water, shelter, clothing, pleasure, happiness, joy, and even air and oxygen, for the Lord's sake! It also involves nailing your thing to the cross as well!
God is NOT HAPPY with man's failure in the Garden of Eden! Therefore you are to live in HUMILITY!!!
God doesn't care if a marriage is loveless! A loveless marriage is NOTHING compared to Hell! Jesus even said, point blank! Whoever strikes you on the right cheek, Turn To Him The Other Cheek Also So He Shall Strike That Too! Fear not those that kill the flesh! The flesh is TEMPORAL!!! It is corrupted with EVIL! It has NO BUSINESS living at all! Fear he who has the power to throw your sinful ass right into HELL for ETERNITY!!!
He is a forgiving god ( preacher ) or what ever you are!

Level 6

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#27 Feb 7, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
Too bad, sore loser! Man has proven himself again and again a moral FAILURE in the eyes of God, and He is NOT HAPPY about it! No matter how you look at it, ALL of man is responsible for sin and it's entry into the world through Adam and Eve. And God will NEVER let ANYTHING that is not 100 percent PERFECT into His kingdom! Not even in your wildest pipe dreams!
Do you even read what you write?

God created Man. Man is not perfect. Who is at fault? God. So why should we feel bad for breaking his silly rules? We are merely taking after God - doing as HE created us to do.

AS for the rest, no. Sorry. My sins are not someone else's. Nor are theirs mine. Doesn't work that way. If God felt otherwise, he could danged well get his bottom down here and and explain it to us. That he hasn't bothered in all these many years is quite telling.

I suspect he's somewhere in Tijuana participating in a donkey show.
at a glance

Englewood, CO

#28 Feb 7, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
Too bad, sore loser! Man has proven himself again and again a moral FAILURE in the eyes of God, and He is NOT HAPPY about it! No matter how you look at it, ALL of man is responsible for sin and it's entry into the world through Adam and Eve. And God will NEVER let ANYTHING that is not 100 percent PERFECT into His kingdom! Not even in your wildest pipe dreams!
You are sinning right now by judging people. Jesus paid the ultimate price for or sins.

Level 6

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#29 Feb 7, 2013
at a glance wrote:
<quoted text> You are sinning right now by judging people. Jesus paid the ultimate price for or sins.
I reject that one, too. NOBODY pays for my sins but me.
Preacher

Cicero, IL

#30 Feb 7, 2013
at a glance wrote:
<quoted text> You are sinning right now by judging people. Jesus paid the ultimate price for or sins.
Man has got to do WAAAY BETTER than that to have a chance of inheriting eternal life! Nice try there! The ENTIRE law is STILL in FULL effect even today! Anyone who loves God will OBEY All 667 of His commandments to the very first letter!

“Yes Ma'am”

Level 4

Since: Jan 13

Lees, TX

#31 Feb 7, 2013
Preacher wrote:
Any person who remarries for ANY reason other than the death of his/her first and original spouse lives in a Continuous, Nonstop STATE of ADULTERY, which will NOT be forgiven until and unless the second marriage is TERMINATED!!! And the following website proves it! http://www.cadz.net/mdr.html
I suppose this is like the TV commercial..."It's true because I seen it on the internet."

“Mrs_E”

Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#32 Feb 7, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
Are you talking to your husband..
or OFFBEAT folks -
suggesting there's been a previous thread about this(:
[j/k]
lol
my EX husband
:)

no, I thot there was another thread like this going.. it was a Deja Voodoo
:)
crazy idea

Memphis, TN

#33 Feb 7, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
How DARE you accuse a preacher of drawing people away from God! A hard and tribulation-filled life is part of man's punishment for eating the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden! If ANYONE wants a chance at eternal life, he must DENY himself, take up his stinking CROSS and CRUCIFY the flesh on it! And that means MORE than putting away a sinful nature! It also involves DENYING the flesh food, water, shelter, clothing, pleasure, happiness, joy, and even air and oxygen, for the Lord's sake! It also involves nailing your thing to the cross as well!
God is NOT HAPPY with man's failure in the Garden of Eden! Therefore you are to live in HUMILITY!!!
God doesn't care if a marriage is loveless! A loveless marriage is NOTHING compared to Hell! Jesus even said, point blank! Whoever strikes you on the right cheek, Turn To Him The Other Cheek Also So He Shall Strike That Too! Fear not those that kill the flesh! The flesh is TEMPORAL!!! It is corrupted with EVIL! It has NO BUSINESS living at all! Fear he who has the power to throw your sinful ass right into HELL for ETERNITY!!!
where does it say that preachers are all saints? wasn't satan once an angel? you got one depressing outlook for your god.
God

Medford, NY

#35 Feb 7, 2013
EraserX wrote:
<quoted text>
I reject that one, too. NOBODY pays for my sins but me.
That will cost you $20.
Please put it in the offering plate.
Once received, recorded, and paid out to our lawyers you will be forgiven of your sins.
LOLz

Binghamton, NY

#36 Feb 7, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
How DARE you accuse a preacher of drawing people away from God! A hard and tribulation-filled life is part of man's punishment for eating the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden! If ANYONE wants a chance at eternal life, he must DENY himself, take up his stinking CROSS and CRUCIFY the flesh on it! And that means MORE than putting away a sinful nature! It also involves DENYING the flesh food, water, shelter, clothing, pleasure, happiness, joy, and even air and oxygen, for the Lord's sake! It also involves nailing your thing to the cross as well!
God is NOT HAPPY with man's failure in the Garden of Eden! Therefore you are to live in HUMILITY!!!
God doesn't care if a marriage is loveless! A loveless marriage is NOTHING compared to Hell! Jesus even said, point blank! Whoever strikes you on the right cheek, Turn To Him The Other Cheek Also So He Shall Strike That Too! Fear not those that kill the flesh! The flesh is TEMPORAL!!! It is corrupted with EVIL! It has NO BUSINESS living at all! Fear he who has the power to throw your sinful ass right into HELL for ETERNITY!!!
You do not speak for God nor do I believe God speaks through you.

Instilling fear of God into people's lives is an affront to all that God stands for. God does not promote fear or hate but love, kindness, forgiveness and charity. He promotes peace and freedom. He gave us free will to choose what we wish to do with ourselves and our lives. He does not take back what He gives. It is up to us to use His gifts as we see fit and share those gifts to promote peace and unity in all His children.

No one should ever fear God. There is no reason to. It's idiots like you who are going to hell.

You are a sham and a fake. Your interpretation of what God wishes of his children is twisted. May God have pity on your poor corrupt soul.

“Mrs_E”

Level 7

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#37 Feb 7, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
Man has got to do WAAAY BETTER than that to have a chance of inheriting eternal life! Nice try there! The ENTIRE law is STILL in FULL effect even today! Anyone who loves God will OBEY All 667 of His commandments to the very first letter!
Im not feeling the love of Jesus from you...you are breaking one...

99% IS NOT!!!good enough ohh thou viper and hypocrit!

Level 6

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#38 Feb 7, 2013
God wrote:
<quoted text>
That will cost you $20.
Please put it in the offering plate.
Once received, recorded, and paid out to our lawyers you will be forgiven of your sins.
I swear, I already gave my money to Father Guido Sarducci - you wouldn't think 35 cents would add up so fast.
LOLz

Binghamton, NY

#39 Feb 7, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
Man has got to do WAAAY BETTER than that to have a chance of inheriting eternal life! Nice try there! The ENTIRE law is STILL in FULL effect even today! Anyone who loves God will OBEY All 667 of His commandments to the very first letter!
God did not create laws. Man did. He did offer 10 basic commandments in which we should try to live our lives by but even those are often misinterpreted by nuts like you.
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#40 Feb 7, 2013
God wrote:
<quoted text>
That will cost you $20.
Please put it in the offering plate.
Once received, recorded, and paid out to our lawyers you will be forgiven of your sins.
phew,I was getting a littled worried.....er,would $1 be alright?

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#41 Feb 7, 2013
Preacher wrote:
ANY person who remarries for ANY reason other than the DEATH of the First and Original Spouse lives in a Continuous Nonstop State of Adultery!
And a continuous nonstop state of adultery is a One Way Ticket to Hell!
damn... here you are again spewing forth your angry diatribe...
you sure are an extremely angry preacher!

here's a question... do YOU happen to be married??

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#42 Feb 7, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
It also involves nailing your thing to the cross as well!
Count me out, I ain't nailing my thing to anything.......

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#43 Feb 7, 2013
EraserX wrote:
Sam Kinison says you've already been in hell if you were married at all.
OH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH!
Hang on though - nonstop state of adultery doesn't sound all that bad, actually. Where do we sign up?
All right, you asked for it...

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