Warning! If you remarry, you WILL go...

Warning! If you remarry, you WILL go to HELL!

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Preacher

Cicero, IL

#1 Feb 7, 2013
Any person who remarries for ANY reason other than the death of his/her first and original spouse lives in a Continuous, Nonstop STATE of ADULTERY, which will NOT be forgiven until and unless the second marriage is TERMINATED!!! And the following website proves it! http://www.cadz.net/mdr.html

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#2 Feb 7, 2013
Sam Kinison says you've already been in hell if you were married at all.

OH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH!

Hang on though - nonstop state of adultery doesn't sound all that bad, actually. Where do we sign up?

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#3 Feb 7, 2013
Havnt we been here done this??

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#4 Feb 7, 2013
A website, created by man (or woman) proves this? LoL.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#5 Feb 7, 2013
reebie wrote:
Havnt we been here done this??
Preachers always have the offering plate out.

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#6 Feb 7, 2013
reebie wrote:
Havnt we been here done this??
Nonstop adultery? Seems like something I'd remember...

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You don't even know about.....

#7 Feb 7, 2013
EraserX wrote:
Sam Kinison says you've already been in hell if you were married at all.
OH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH!
~LOL~ Funny!:)...but, I would never cheat, even in hell!
LOLz

Buffalo, NY

#8 Feb 7, 2013
That's crap. God does not want people to live in a loveless marriage and only He can decide who goes to hell. You're just another fruitcake spreading fear that draws people away from God.

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#9 Feb 7, 2013
Preacher wrote:
Any person who remarries for ANY reason other than the death of his/her first and original spouse lives in a Continuous, Nonstop STATE of ADULTERY, which will NOT be forgiven until and unless the second marriage is TERMINATED!!! And the following website proves it! http://www.cadz.net/mdr.html
What about interracial marriage? Won't the people in that also burn?

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#10 Feb 7, 2013
LOLz wrote:
That's crap. God does not want people to live in a loveless marriage and only He can decide who goes to hell. You're just another fruitcake spreading fear that draws people away from God.
I think you're looking at it wrong. If you get divorced, you can remarry AND have nonstop Adultery. Sounds like a win/win to me!

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#11 Feb 7, 2013
I have learned in my older age of wisdom,,that crazed zealots preach the hellfire and damnnation , to keep the microscope off of the hypocricy in the church.. you wanna talk hell?
sit every Sunday with folks who are screwing their best friends wives,, chuggin the holy wine before communion,, and helping themselves to the 100 dollar bills in the collection plate.. its all corrupt..

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#12 Feb 7, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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What about interracial marriage? Won't the people in that also burn?
I think that's okay as long as it's your third marriage but your spouse must have an accent. And not eat pork. I think. Should be in the rule book somewhere.

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#14 Feb 7, 2013
reebie wrote:
Havnt we been here done this??
Are you talking to your husband..
or OFFBEAT folks -

suggesting there's been a previous thread about this(:

[j/k]

lol
LOLz

Buffalo, NY

#15 Feb 7, 2013
It's it the catholic idea that all you have to do is ask forgiveness and you're forgiven? So, don't get married. Screw whoever you want and every night before bed say a little prayer asking for forgiveness. Problem solved!

“Towards Spring”

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#16 Feb 7, 2013
LOLz wrote:
It's it the catholic idea that all you have to do is ask forgiveness and you're forgiven? So, don't get married. Screw whoever you want and every night before bed say a little prayer asking for forgiveness. Problem solved!
the 'catch' there is when you say you are
sorry for that sin, you also have to
have the intention of not committing
it again(:
Preacher

Cicero, IL

#17 Feb 7, 2013
LOLz wrote:
That's crap. God does not want people to live in a loveless marriage and only He can decide who goes to hell. You're just another fruitcake spreading fear that draws people away from God.
How DARE you accuse a preacher of drawing people away from God! A hard and tribulation-filled life is part of man's punishment for eating the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden! If ANYONE wants a chance at eternal life, he must DENY himself, take up his stinking CROSS and CRUCIFY the flesh on it! And that means MORE than putting away a sinful nature! It also involves DENYING the flesh food, water, shelter, clothing, pleasure, happiness, joy, and even air and oxygen, for the Lord's sake! It also involves nailing your thing to the cross as well!

God is NOT HAPPY with man's failure in the Garden of Eden! Therefore you are to live in HUMILITY!!!

God doesn't care if a marriage is loveless! A loveless marriage is NOTHING compared to Hell! Jesus even said, point blank! Whoever strikes you on the right cheek, Turn To Him The Other Cheek Also So He Shall Strike That Too! Fear not those that kill the flesh! The flesh is TEMPORAL!!! It is corrupted with EVIL! It has NO BUSINESS living at all! Fear he who has the power to throw your sinful ass right into HELL for ETERNITY!!!

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#18 Feb 7, 2013
Preacher wrote:
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How DARE you accuse a preacher of drawing people away from God! A hard and tribulation-filled life is part of man's punishment for eating the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden! If ANYONE wants a chance at eternal life, he must DENY himself, take up his stinking CROSS and CRUCIFY the flesh on it! And that means MORE than putting away a sinful nature! It also involves DENYING the flesh food, water, shelter, clothing, pleasure, happiness, joy, and even air and oxygen, for the Lord's sake! It also involves nailing your thing to the cross as well!
God is NOT HAPPY with man's failure in the Garden of Eden! Therefore you are to live in HUMILITY!!!
God doesn't care if a marriage is loveless! A loveless marriage is NOTHING compared to Hell! Jesus even said, point blank! Whoever strikes you on the right cheek, Turn To Him The Other Cheek Also So He Shall Strike That Too! Fear not those that kill the flesh! The flesh is TEMPORAL!!! It is corrupted with EVIL! It has NO BUSINESS living at all! Fear he who has the power to throw your sinful ass right into HELL for ETERNITY!!!
You realize that's a steaming pile, don't you?

I reject your premise. All of them. I refuse to be responsible for what some mythical person might have eaten in someone's garden. Absolutely ridiculous. A God that would hold one responsible for SOMEONE ELSE'S sins is, indeed, small, petty and clearly not worth the effort.
Preacher

Cicero, IL

#19 Feb 7, 2013
ANY person who remarries for ANY reason other than the DEATH of the First and Original Spouse lives in a Continuous Nonstop State of Adultery!

And a continuous nonstop state of adultery is a One Way Ticket to Hell!

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Louisville, KY

#21 Feb 7, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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What about interracial marriage? Won't the people in that also burn?
I am intersex so that man-woman bullshit does not apply for me. These people act as though time started with the Bible which is no earlier than only 1000 bc. Much of it is plagiarism from the old ancient Egyptian religion of Osiris of nearly 4000BC. Admonition of the Bible, why, no God wrote it.

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#22 Feb 7, 2013
Preacher wrote:
ANY person who remarries for ANY reason other than the DEATH of the First and Original Spouse lives in a Continuous Nonstop State of Adultery!
And a continuous nonstop state of adultery is a One Way Ticket to Hell!
Sign me up! Can I bring my wife?

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