Once Upon A Time In A Far Away Land.....

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#165 Sep 16, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
forelock..
....which is a European term for .......
beatlesinthebog

Porirua, New Zealand

#166 Sep 16, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
....which is a European term for .......
a wrestling hold,extremely painful but still not as effective as the more widely known five finger coup de gras ...which just happens to be...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#167 Sep 16, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>a wrestling hold,extremely painful but still not as effective as the more widely known five finger coup de gras ...which just happens to be...
....applied in most US jails by one very large inmate to a much smaller one, the larger inmate grab the smaller one, bends him/her over the sink and then......

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#168 Sep 17, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
....applied in most US jails by one very large inmate to a much smaller one, the larger inmate grab the smaller one, bends him/her over the sink and then......
gives him a shave + a short back and sides haircut ....
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#169 Sep 17, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
gives him a shave + a short back and sides haircut ....
which has the smaller one almost wetting himself with laughter because little does the barber realize...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#170 Sep 17, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>which has the smaller one almost wetting himself with laughter because little does the barber realize...
....that the smaller one is Greek and the hair will just grow back within 20 hours, so the little guy.....
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#171 Sep 17, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
....that the smaller one is Greek and the hair will just grow back within 20 hours, so the little guy.....
continues with his insane laughter until the big guy spins him around,ready to slash his face.....only to find a coyly grinning wee fella batting his eyes "You ain't not never heard of Greek revenge,have you 'Big Boy'"...with that he...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#172 Sep 17, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>continues with his insane laughter until the big guy spins him around,ready to slash his face.....only to find a coyly grinning wee fella batting his eyes "You ain't not never heard of Greek revenge,have you 'Big Boy'"...with that he...
ju......jumps up, does a pirouette, and grabs the big guy by his......
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#173 Sep 17, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
ju......jumps up, does a pirouette, and grabs the big guy by his......
ears,plants a beautifully timed Liverpool right on his nose,while bringing his bony little knee into...

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#174 Sep 17, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>ears,plants a beautifully timed Liverpool right on his nose,while bringing his bony little knee into...
the GROIN, guaranteed to bring tears
to even a glass eye!

'cos it
it's a well known fact ....
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#175 Sep 17, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
the GROIN, guaranteed to bring tears
to even a glass eye!
'cos it
it's a well known fact ....
that even reading about it tends to make a male instinctively tense more than a little,let alone worrying about any eye-fogging...but,I digress...tell us more about the bully who....

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#176 Sep 17, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>that even reading about it tends to make a male instinctively tense more than a little,let alone worrying about any eye-fogging...but,I digress...tell us more about the bully who....
realized his transgressions and then became an advocate for......

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#177 Sep 17, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
realized his transgressions and then became an advocate for......
freedom of speech on

OFFBEAT,TOPIX

Smoothing the pathways
from post to post with the
piety of MOTHER THERESA,
except she.....

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#178 Sep 17, 2013
started to obsess over getting a taste of fizzy lifting drinks she heard rumors about. If she could get her hands on one potent glass, she could fly around the entire world and...

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#179 Sep 17, 2013
Vee wrote:
started to obsess over getting a taste of fizzy lifting drinks she heard rumors about. If she could get her hands on one potent glass, she could fly around the entire world and...
do all sorts of miracles,
like for example, removing OBAMA from
Office and putting WOODY ALLEN in his
place, because WOODY is so funny and once said>

'I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.'
he also said ....

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#180 Sep 17, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
do all sorts of miracles,
like for example, removing OBAMA from
Office and putting WOODY ALLEN in his
place, because WOODY is so funny and once said>
'I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.'
he also said ....
Mia Farrow would never shave her armpits, so one night while she was in a drunken stupor he grabbed a butter knife and.....

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#181 Sep 17, 2013
stuck it in the butter without washing it, and buttered a potato for

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#182 Sep 17, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
stuck it in the butter without washing it, and buttered a potato for
Soon Yi Previn, who by the way shaves her armpits daily while.....

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#183 Sep 17, 2013
Woody watches his mistress masturbate watching...

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#184 Sep 17, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Woody watches his mistress masturbate watching...
the electricity meter and worrying
about the bill, wondering how
she will pay it,
as Woody has spent all their money on ...

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