Once Upon A Time In A Far Away Land.....

“Home sweet home :) ”

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Since: Apr 13

New Zealand

#124 Sep 11, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Al Sharptons house by a dog and Al himself..... Al tripped over a.....
.... bump on the pavement and skidded a whole block before coming to a stop. Unfortunately the dog ran right past him, running on to the road where a .........

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#125 Sep 11, 2013
Lexie Lex wrote:
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.... bump on the pavement and skidded a whole block before coming to a stop. Unfortunately the dog ran right past him, running on to the road where a .........
...pale-faced Jessie Jackson had been driving his Porsche. Well he skidded to avoid the dog and ran into......

“Home sweet home :) ”

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

New Zealand

#126 Sep 11, 2013
DILF wrote:
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...pale-faced Jessie Jackson had been driving his Porsche. Well he skidded to avoid the dog and ran into......
.........his next door neighbor, which was lucky in a way as Jessie had been trying to catch up with her for weeks, but they kept missing each other. Well not this time, Jessie jumped out of his car and.....

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#127 Sep 11, 2013
Lexie Lex wrote:
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.........his next door neighbor, which was lucky in a way as Jessie had been trying to catch up with her for weeks, but they kept missing each other. Well not this time, Jessie jumped out of his car and.....
....pulled off his pants and ran at her. His neighbor, Mrs. White, saw him coming and ran to her backyard......

“If you're happy & you know it”

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Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#128 Sep 11, 2013
... where she grabbed a hose and a garden trowel and....

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Homefries

#129 Sep 11, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
... where she grabbed a hose and a garden trowel and....
confronted the pntsless Jackson saying, "you take another step mister and I'll.......

Since: Nov 10

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#130 Sep 11, 2013
DILF wrote:
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confronted the pntsless Jackson saying, "you take another step mister and I'll.......
I'll paint a Redline, that will be nothing...so what else can we say about Sharpton and Jackson...

“Towards Christmas.”

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Since: Dec 06

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#131 Sep 12, 2013
Marissa 2 wrote:
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I'll paint a Redline, that will be nothing...so what else can we say about Sharpton and Jackson...
then a rustling sound was heard..
& from the forest a UNICORN emerged ...
'Pray why dost thy speak in
rhyme'
said he...

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Homefries

#132 Sep 12, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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then a rustling sound was heard..
& from the forest a UNICORN emerged ...
'Pray why dost thy speak in
rhyme'
said he...
...so Jessie Jackson grabbed a ring and played ring toss on the Unicorns head, Sharpton then......
beatlesinthebog

Porirua, New Zealand

#133 Sep 12, 2013
DILF wrote:
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...so Jessie Jackson grabbed a ring and played ring toss on the Unicorns head, Sharpton then......
leapt onto the unicorn's back,struck his best John Wayne pose and asked "Does my bum look big on...."

“Towards Christmas.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#134 Sep 12, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>leapt onto the unicorn's back,struck his best John Wayne pose and asked "Does my bum look big on...."
recollection, because, in this particular pose,
I'm auditioning for a big role in the new fantasy
movie, called ...
beatlesinthebog

Porirua, New Zealand

#136 Sep 12, 2013
SlipKid wrote:
The Big Ugly Butt...starring
Oprah Winfrey and a host of other well known..........WAIT.....breaki ng news....no,just Oprah...apparently there's not enough room on the set for..

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Since: Dec 06

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#137 Sep 12, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Oprah Winfrey and a host of other well known..........WAIT.....breaki ng news....no,just Oprah...apparently there's not enough room on the set for..
THEN there was controversy about asking someone else
to do the part, instead & OPRAH was seen beating the
'beJeyasus' OUT of Meryl  Streep, who .....
beatlesinthebog

Porirua, New Zealand

#138 Sep 12, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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THEN there was controversy about asking someone else
to do the part, instead & OPRAH was seen beating the
'beJeyasus' OUT of Meryl  Streep, who .....
didn't have the bum for the job anyway,and when she said it wasn't the sort of character part she...

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Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#139 Sep 12, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>didn't have the bum for the job anyway,and when she said it wasn't the sort of character part she...
....wanted to see Oprah getting, she would pass and recommend Rosie ODonnel for the part, because Rosie's butt not only is huge, but also is covered with......
Grace Nerissa

Ireland

#140 Sep 12, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>didn't have the bum for the job anyway,and when she said it wasn't the sort of character part she...
migbt be drawn to..
then Directot decided to ask HUGH JASS..
he being an authority in this kind of
problem.. having been..

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Level 2

Since: Apr 13

New Zealand

#141 Sep 12, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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migbt be drawn to..
then Directot decided to ask HUGH JASS..
he being an authority in this kind of
problem.. having been..
... in several altercations in the past. When asked, it was reported that HUGH JASS said she would sit on the problem for a few days and then come back with her .....

“Towards Christmas.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#142 Sep 13, 2013
Lexie Lex wrote:
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... in several altercations in the past. When asked, it was reported that HUGH JASS said she would sit on the problem for a few days and then come back with her .....
reply;

having given full
consideration to the dimensions
required, she declined the offer
of this sought after movie part..
& so .......

“Home sweet home :) ”

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

New Zealand

#143 Sep 13, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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reply;
having given full
consideration to the dimensions
required, she declined the offer
of this sought after movie part..
& so .......
the part remains, waiting to be filled by someone with a .........
beatlesinthebog

Porirua, New Zealand

#144 Sep 13, 2013
Lexie Lex wrote:
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the part remains, waiting to be filled by someone with a .........
bum about the size of Putin's ego,this being an almost impossible task the producers have decided to scale down the..

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