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#84 Sep 9, 2013
Marissa 2 wrote:
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So the asked...where is Mick Jagger, when you need him...
.... for we all agreed that with a tongue like that even the bear container would be licked clean. However we cannot all be born with such a ......

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#85 Sep 10, 2013
practical appendage, so we make due with what God gave us, which in my case is a very long thick and veiny.......

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#86 Sep 10, 2013
... well endowed Gene Simmons like tongue as in the Kiss band ..

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#87 Sep 10, 2013
whatimeisit wrote:
... well endowed Gene Simmons like tongue as in the Kiss band ..
it's just not practical, so we make due with what God gave us, which in my case is a very long thick and veiny.......

“Home sweet home :) ”

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

New Zealand

#88 Sep 10, 2013
DILF wrote:
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it's just not practical, so we make due with what God gave us, which in my case is a very long thick and veiny.......
pair of feet that are often bare as you just cannot find shoes to fit. However with the advent of free trade, old car tyres are now made into footwear that seem to .......

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Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#89 Sep 10, 2013
Lexie Lex wrote:
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pair of feet that are often bare as you just cannot find shoes to fit. However with the advent of free trade, old car tyres are now made into footwear that seem to .......
grip the sidewalk quite well and stop on a dime. But with feet of this type comes odor, and let me tell you......
beatlesinthebog

Porirua, New Zealand

#90 Sep 10, 2013
DILF wrote:
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grip the sidewalk quite well and stop on a dime. But with feet of this type comes odor, and let me tell you......
the smell of burning rubber is not something to..

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Since: Dec 10

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#91 Sep 10, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>the smell of burning rubber is not something to..
....take lightly, especially if you have smoke alarms in your house. The fire department has come to my house........

“Home sweet home :) ”

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

New Zealand

#92 Sep 10, 2013
DILF wrote:
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....take lightly, especially if you have smoke alarms in your house. The fire department has come to my house........
...on several occasions and are now charging me with being footloose and fancy free, but I am denying all charges and will be putting my foot down so the rubber meets the road, so I am ....

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Since: Mar 10

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#93 Sep 10, 2013
DILF wrote:
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....take lightly, especially if you have smoke alarms in your house. The fire department has come to my house........
with their E.M.T.'S to resuscitate two sheep and one goat but the chicken ...

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#94 Sep 10, 2013
Lexie Lex wrote:
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missed this post, sorry lEXIE Lex .....
...on several occasions and are now charging me with being footloose and fancy free, but I am denying all charges and will be putting my foot down so the rubber meets the road, so I am ....

taking my livestock and ...

“Home sweet home :) ”

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Since: Apr 13

New Zealand

#95 Sep 10, 2013
whatimeisit wrote:
<quoted text>missed this post, sorry lEXIE Lex .....
...on several occasions and are now charging me with being footloose and fancy free, but I am denying all charges and will be putting my foot down so the rubber meets the road, so I am ....
taking my livestock and ...
... will take them to the next town where they will be out of harms way, as we know what happened to the bees when ...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#96 Sep 10, 2013
whatimeisit wrote:
<quoted text>missed this post, sorry lEXIE Lex .....
...on several occasions and are now charging me with being footloose and fancy free, but I am denying all charges and will be putting my foot down so the rubber meets the road, so I am ....
taking my livestock and ...
....cooking them in a big pot. The soup will help feed the needy....

“Home sweet home :) ”

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

New Zealand

#97 Sep 10, 2013
DILF wrote:
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....cooking them in a big pot. The soup will help feed the needy....
.... and the greedy, as sometimes it is hard to ......

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#98 Sep 10, 2013
Lexie Lex wrote:
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.... and the greedy, as sometimes it is hard to ......
....decipher a sheep from a wolf. Thankfully TOPIX has a great bunch of.......

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

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#99 Sep 10, 2013
lawyers, to see that everything is being run properly, with all the I's dotted and T's crossed, and then they also moonlight on Facebook where their challenges lie in...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

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#100 Sep 10, 2013
....determining who their friends truly are, and as lawyers, friendships come .....
beatlesinthebog

Porirua, New Zealand

#101 Sep 10, 2013
DILF wrote:
....determining who their friends truly are, and as lawyers, friendships come .....
and friendships go but the MONEY...well that never.....

“Home sweet home :) ”

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

New Zealand

#102 Sep 10, 2013
stays the same, as lawyers have learnt only too well how to squeeze the last drop of blood from a .......

“Towards Spring”

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Since: Dec 06

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#103 Sep 10, 2013
Lexie Lex wrote:
stays the same, as lawyers have learnt only too well how to squeeze the last drop of blood from a .......
lucrative Vampire Movie..
Just like the one, waay back, where
BELA LUGOSI....

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