Once Upon A Time In A Far Away Land.....

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#64 Sep 6, 2013
reebie wrote:
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She searched for Dilf to hand out shock collars to the men...
once this was accomplished,,,
....the men realized that DILF removed all the power packs from the collars, leaving them useless. The women did not know this and the men just played along.....

“July”

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#65 Sep 8, 2013
DILF wrote:
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....the men realized that DILF removed all the power packs from the collars, leaving them useless. The women did not know this and the men just played along.....
Then  word went out that
anyone under the age eighteen ...
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#66 Sep 8, 2013
was being sent on a mission, via Disneyworld and Disneyland, to...

“July”

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#67 Sep 8, 2013
Stocking wrote:
was being sent on a mission, via Disneyworld and Disneyland, to...
  The White House, in order to give OBAMA
a personal message - concerning Syria -

 from MICKEY MOUSE..

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#68 Sep 8, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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  The White House, in order to give OBAMA
a personal message - concerning Syria -
 from MICKEY MOUSE..
That simply stated...That Minnie Mouse DOES NOT..WANT..WAR..because...

“If you're happy & you know it”

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clap your hands!

#69 Sep 8, 2013
War is bad!!! And besides Minnie Mouse was having an affair with..

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New Zealand

#70 Sep 8, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> Alone time for catching up on..
... how all the animals got out and created so much havoc as they walked and waddled down the motor way to ......

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Memphis

#71 Sep 9, 2013
Lexie Lex wrote:
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... how all the animals got out and created so much havoc as they walked and waddled down the motor way to ......
... an enchanted forest filled with little ...

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#72 Sep 9, 2013
whatimeisit wrote:
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... an enchanted forest filled with little ...
mushrooms that tasted good....

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New Zealand

#73 Sep 9, 2013
_Lizz_ wrote:
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mushrooms that tasted good....
....enough to eat. As there were not enough to go around we decided to ...

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Homefries

#74 Sep 9, 2013
Lexie Lex wrote:
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....enough to eat. As there were not enough to go around we decided to ...
lay in the field and make love. We then became exasperated and thirsty, so we......

“July”

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#75 Sep 9, 2013
DILF wrote:
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lay in the field and make love. We then became exasperated and thirsty, so we......
milked the fat cow with
the big eyes, until FARMER
BROWN ...

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Homefries

#76 Sep 9, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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milked the fat cow with
the big eyes, until FARMER
BROWN ...
....saw us and chased us won his tractor. We hid naked in the barn and.....

Vee

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#77 Sep 9, 2013
came along and said the land of milk honey will be no more, due to the fact that...

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#78 Sep 9, 2013
Vee wrote:
came along and said the land of milk honey will be no more, due to the fact that...
cows and bees are dying off due to a rare disease known as......

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#79 Sep 9, 2013
DILF wrote:
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cows and bees are dying off due to a rare disease known as......
.... cow and bee disease.:p There is a cure, but first we have to travel afar, beyond these lands to ...

Vee

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#80 Sep 9, 2013
find out why Sue Bee only puts their honey into little bear containers else like a cute honey pot like Pooh likes since...

Vee

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#81 Sep 9, 2013
find out why Sue Bee only puts their honey in a plastic bear container instead of something else like a cuten honey put like Pooh likes since...

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#82 Sep 9, 2013
Vee wrote:
find out why Sue Bee only puts their honey into little bear containers else like a cute honey pot like Pooh likes since...
... the bear containers are far too hard to get all the honey out, where the honey pot means you can get your tongue right in and lick it all ....

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#83 Sep 9, 2013
Lexie Lex wrote:
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... the bear containers are far too hard to get all the honey out, where the honey pot means you can get your tongue right in and lick it all ....
So the asked...where is Mick Jagger, when you need him...

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