Once Upon A Time In A Far Away Land..........

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learn a lesson from BP and that horrendous oil spill. It is time for vessels to run on something other then petrol, I suggest fizzy lifting drinks. I am sure Willy Wonka would be willing to part with his secret formula, and it would be a win-win situation. Not only could vessels move side to side, back and forth, but they could fly above the waters and...
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anyone who didn't quite feel up to holding the last two days breakfasts in could donate them to a good charity down old.......

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anyone who didn't quite feel up to holding the last two days breakfasts in could donate them to a good charity down old.......
Harleys hatch!!! This would actually make that place smell better because normally that hatch.......
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or Inherit The Wind which was a movie made boo coo years ago. The wind really seems to get a bad rap, except for the song Mariah, but you would be amazed as to how many songs have the word wind in it. Windy by Association is one. Wind Beneath My Wings is another. Blowing In The Wind, another one. But the wind is actually beneficial to everyone because without the wind in lands far away...
lol.

hello Vee. been a long time.

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Hoiwever, sometimes we have to part with the waters if we have consumed too much liquids during the course of hours in the day. Most noticably, as we fumble with the key to unlock the door we have a more urgent sense to hit the bathroom running. This is a phenomenon that has plagued scientists through the ages but someone in a far away land has come up with the answer to the scenarion. So we now turn to...

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Vee wrote:
Hoiwever, sometimes we have to part with the waters if we have consumed too much liquids during the course of hours in the day. Most noticably, as we fumble with the key to unlock the door we have a more urgent sense to hit the bathroom running. This is a phenomenon that has plagued scientists through the ages but someone in a far away land has come up with the answer to the scenarion. So we now turn to...
The Church & prayer, and since there are
a variety of religions, we have discovered a communal
saint who is very diplomatic and will
answer ALL prayers..irrespective of religion
or creed -
this holy person is called....
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Hoiwever, sometimes we have to part with the waters if we have consumed too much liquids during the course of hours in the day. Most noticably, as we fumble with the key to unlock the door we have a more urgent sense to hit the bathroom running. This is a phenomenon that has plagued scientists through the ages but someone in a far away land has come up with the answer to the scenarion. So we now turn to...
(lol..)

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The Church & prayer, and since there are
a variety of religions, we have discovered a communal
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answer ALL prayers..irrespective of religion
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this holy person is called....
George Bush, but people haven't realized it yet. Years from now, when we look back we all will see......

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George Bush, but people haven't realized it yet. Years from now, when we look back we all will see......
that there was a specific correlation between 'GEORGE BUSH'..
and the story of 'MOSES & THE BURNING BUSH'
it seems .......

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that God spoke to Moses using a burning bush, although now he would probably just send him a text message. George on the other hand...
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that God spoke to Moses using a burning bush, although now he would probably just send him a text message. George on the other hand...
....saved the United States from evil, and was admonished for doing so. Instead, the people voted in a president that gave great oration but never backed it up with any........
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tactical bombing,not understanding what the word meant,so it was easier and cheaper just to...

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throw all caution to the wind, rent a riding mower and earn money, mowing all the lawns of celebrities. A list of red flagged houses had to be made since a lot of grass was being smoked and no one wanted to ruin any celebrity surplus. With this being said, the first celrbrity that needed "weeding" was none other then...
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throw all caution to the wind, rent a riding mower and earn money, mowing all the lawns of celebrities. A list of red flagged houses had to be made since a lot of grass was being smoked and no one wanted to ruin any celebrity surplus. With this being said, the first celrbrity that needed "weeding" was none other then...
Woody Allen,
And that's just because some people said he's
only a little weed of a man, but, that being said, he is a fine actor
and a very funny man who ....

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Is ugly as fck so it took him yrs to search the land for a bride. He searched hi and he searched drunk He finally gave up looking years past and low and behold he found his bride right inside his own....
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Is ugly as fck so it took him yrs to search the land for a bride. He searched hi and he searched drunk He finally gave up looking years past and low and behold he found his bride right inside his own....
head! This could have been a little disconcerting but for the fact that ...

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<quoted text>head! This could have been a little disconcerting but for the fact that ...
he is an actor,
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he is an actor,
and that meant ..
his life is a complete fantasy......that for some reason gels somehow,..somewhere......over the..?..oh the life of Weirdy Alen must be.....

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due to his upbringing. He started in stand up comedy and is certainly not aging gracefully. His money will more then likely go to his step daughter, who is really his wife. When we find out that his son is not his son but Frank Sinatra's off spring (which explains why his son is a F O X) we will be hearing from all of Sinatra's relatives. That could only mean one thing...

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