Once Upon A Time In A Far Away Land.....
beatlesinthebog

Wellington, New Zealand

#307 Oct 7, 2013
DILF wrote:
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that Billy Idol sand Mony Mony much better. In fact, in the MTV hall of fame you can find........
Tommy lying on the floor,beating his fists madly on the tiles and crying waterfalls of tears because until he'd actually entered the hall of fame he had no inkling that..

Vee

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#308 Oct 7, 2013
it would take on such a personal meaning for his aunt Sharona. She had a knack for keeping scrapbooks and the competition out there during those years was so dog-eat-dog, that...

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#309 Oct 7, 2013
Vee wrote:
it would take on such a personal meaning for his aunt Sharona. She had a knack for keeping scrapbooks and the competition out there during those years was so dog-eat-dog, that...
the Cow jumped over the moon, and the little dog SMILED and the dish ran away with the spoon and then..

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#310 Oct 7, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> the Cow jumped over the moon, and the little dog SMILED and the dish ran away with the spoon and then..
The Pope was indignant and
so he passed a new rule
about cows being restrained from jumping over the moon, he was convinced
that was an udder reason for global warming, because...
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#311 Oct 7, 2013
Once Upon A Time In Far Away Land.

Once in the wintertime when the snow was very deep, a poor boy had to go out and fetch wood on a sled.

The Grimm Brothers'
Children's and Household Tales
(Grimms' Fairy Tales)

http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/grimmtales.html

a song.


http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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#312 Oct 7, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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The Pope was indignant and
so he passed a new rule
about cows being restrained from jumping over the moon, he was convinced
that was an udder reason for global warming, because...
they needed the milk for the milky way. The Pope rescinded his rule. However Jimmy felt cheated and...

Vee

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#313 Oct 7, 2013
was looking around for the three blind mice. Since they could not see, they procreated with anything that felt fuzzy to them and they created the cutest...
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#314 Oct 8, 2013
little bonsai dope plantation...not too big..not too small...but just right for the hordes of lovely fuzzy inbreds they created, who could handle the tiny spades and hoes with unusual dexterity for semi-sightless....

“Augusy '16”

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#315 Oct 8, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
little bonsai dope plantation...not too big..not too small...but just right for the hordes of lovely fuzzy inbreds they created, who could handle the tiny spades and hoes with unusual dexterity for semi-sightless....
But the local CACTI got in on the act and went
around with miniature placards..
stating that it was becoming more and more difficult to pro-create
with their sharp spiky mates;

they were now worried in case the
CACTUS family, in general might die out because of this -

so, some brain box came up with the idea, that ....
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#316 Oct 8, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
But the local CACTI got in on the act and went
around with miniature placards..
stating that it was becoming more and more difficult to pro-create
with their sharp spiky mates;
they were now worried in case the
CACTUS family, in general might die out because of this -
so, some brain box came up with the idea, that ....
artificial insemination may be the cure for the unusual downwards spike in...

Vee

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Since: Dec 06

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#317 Oct 8, 2013
American government secretly going uphill to spawn. Since they have shut down, they have so much time on their hands that they are mimicking salmon. They love the trek they make to get a job done and they are following in their foot steps, uh, fish steps, and having so much fun, they never plan to go back to their government jobs ever again. This forced OBAM to plaster help wanted signs all over the U S A, and specifying that qualified candidates must posess...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#318 Oct 9, 2013
.... an official birth certificate from outside the United States, this made the immigrant population very happy.....so much so that they started dancing the samba in the streets during Ramadan which made the......
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#319 Oct 9, 2013
clerics gather the tribes together and supply very nice..but heavy.. belts to anyone that was prepared to...

“Augusy '16”

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#320 Oct 9, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
clerics gather the tribes together and supply very nice..but heavy.. belts to anyone that was prepared to...
blow the doings out of the impressive new,
bakery windows, and gather all the freshly baked immensely popular.. state of the art..
chocolate eclairs, before the public bought them up in a frenzy
at dawn every morning, because ....
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#321 Oct 9, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
blow the doings out of the impressive new,
bakery windows, and gather all the freshly baked immensely popular.. state of the art..
chocolate eclairs, before the public bought them up in a frenzy
at dawn every morning, because ....
these chocolate eclairs were really something you could die for,particularly if...

Vee

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#322 Oct 9, 2013
the unsuspecting snackers realized that their eclairs weere actually laced with...

“Augusy '16”

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#323 Oct 9, 2013
Vee wrote:
the unsuspecting snackers realized that their eclairs weere actually laced with...
An IRISH traditional alcohol drink.. so potent
that one drop will be guaranteed to...
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#324 Oct 9, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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An IRISH traditional alcohol drink.. so potent
that one drop will be guaranteed to...
...have her inherit the earth....

(a song playing on the phonograph)

Vee

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#325 Oct 9, 2013
or Inherit The Wind which was a movie made boo coo years ago. The wind really seems to get a bad rap, except for the song Mariah, but you would be amazed as to how many songs have the word wind in it. Windy by Association is one. Wind Beneath My Wings is another. Blowing In The Wind, another one. But the wind is actually beneficial to everyone because without the wind in lands far away...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#326 Oct 10, 2013
Vee wrote:
or Inherit The Wind which was a movie made boo coo years ago. The wind really seems to get a bad rap, except for the song Mariah, but you would be amazed as to how many songs have the word wind in it. Windy by Association is one. Wind Beneath My Wings is another. Blowing In The Wind, another one. But the wind is actually beneficial to everyone because without the wind in lands far away...
the Columbus could NOT have sailed to the Americas. If this were the case we would hope that other inventions would eventually have to have occurred in Europe so as to enable a vessel to cross the Atlantic and.......

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