Once Upon A Time In A Far Away Land.....

“Forehead wrinkle”

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#287 Oct 2, 2013
Parden Pard wrote:
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"The Lonely Wolfs Of Basterville",,,It's main theme was something about a dumped baby growing up to teenage years soly living on turnips donated by wolfs,,,,,,the hook in this story was when
Hillary Clitton showed up in his hotel room one evening wearing only a tubetop and a smile. Barack quickly removed his trousers and began.......
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#288 Oct 2, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Hillary Clitton showed up in his hotel room one evening wearing only a tubetop and a smile. Barack quickly removed his trousers and began.......
preparations to dive out the window. This merely entailed quickly slipping on running shoes,as his parachute had been in place since he'd received the phone call from...

“Towards Christmas.”

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#289 Oct 2, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>preparations to dive out the window. This merely entailed quickly slipping on running shoes,as his parachute had been in place since he'd received the phone call from...
"The Guinness Headquarters" in Ireland,
that the beer was going for less than half price,
in early October;

so they advised anyone who could be tip
over at a moment's notice, not only would they get a HUGE
deal in Guinness, but, they would also receive .....
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#290 Oct 2, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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"The Guinness Headquarters" in Ireland,
that the beer was going for less than half price,
in early October;
so they advised anyone who could be tip
over at a moment's notice, not only would they get a HUGE
deal in Guinness, but, they would also receive .....
honorary celtic citizenship,but only if 'they' could drain a yard to the last drop without spillage(and hold it down of course),and sing "Big Rock Candy Mountain" perfectly within an hour....OR..

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

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#291 Oct 2, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>honorary celtic citizenship,but only if 'they' could drain a yard to the last drop without spillage(and hold it down of course),and sing "Big Rock Candy Mountain" perfectly within an hour....OR..
...go back to the hotel room and service Hillary for 2 hours. So Barack made his decision, he......

“Towards Christmas.”

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Since: Dec 06

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#292 Oct 2, 2013
DILF wrote:
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...go back to the hotel room and service Hillary for 2 hours. So Barack made his decision, he......
said

"By Jeez lads, I'm going for the challenge,
outta my way folks"

and with that, he grabbed his parachute,
and the witches broom,
but very unexpectedly there was a NEWS FLASH
Stating ...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

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#293 Oct 2, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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said
"By Jeez lads, I'm going for the challenge,
outta my way folks"
and with that, he grabbed his parachute,
and the witches broom,
but very unexpectedly there was a NEWS FLASH
Stating ...
...that whomever services Hillary within the next hour gets 3 wishes from the Fairy God Mother.....OS Barack headed back to the hotel and grabbed Hillary by the tubetop and said......
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#294 Oct 4, 2013
DILF wrote:
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...that whomever services Hillary within the next hour gets 3 wishes from the Fairy God Mother.....OS Barack headed back to the hotel and grabbed Hillary by the tubetop and said......
Hill...baby,you of all good upright Americans will understand why we have to do this,now...please don't be offended if I just lay back and think of......

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

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#295 Oct 4, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Hill...baby,you of all good upright Americans will understand why we have to do this,now...please don't be offended if I just lay back and think of......
Halle Berry and Carrot Top. Hillary gave him a seductive look and started to unzip his........

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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#296 Oct 4, 2013
Unzips....His duffel bag of tricks. Clears his throat and says hillary which one should we use on the gop this time. Maawahhhahahaha

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#297 Oct 4, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Unzips....His duffel bag of tricks. Clears his throat and says hillary which one should we use on the gop this time. Maawahhhahahaha
....Hillary replied, "Oh Barack, you know I don't call my hoo-haa "the gop", I call it my "blond forrest of wonder"....". Barack replied, "well I have never seen such a bushy......

“Towards Christmas.”

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Since: Dec 06

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#298 Oct 5, 2013
DILF wrote:
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....Hillary replied, "Oh Barack, you know I don't call my hoo-haa "the gop", I call it my "blond forrest of wonder"....". Barack replied, "well I have never seen such a bushy......
beard as Bin Laden had,
that reminds me, I must dust down my
Hallowee'n costume - this year I plan
to frighten all the kids, by dressing up
and going around, as ...

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

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#299 Oct 5, 2013
Tommy James from the Shondells as I heard he was trying to make a come back. We are secretly meeting in the garage of Kenny Vance and the Planetones, with Jay Black and the Americans. We need to rock the U S A again with the best doo wop ever inspired and we are mailing out free tickets in a raffle to the first one thousand people who show up at ireland's finest supermarket called...
beatlesinthebog

Wellington, New Zealand

#300 Oct 6, 2013
the Crimson & Clover,a sly play on words which Tommy hopes will appeal to old and new fans and get him back into the limelight......the only major problem being that he forgot...

“Towards Christmas.”

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Since: Dec 06

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#301 Oct 6, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
the Crimson & Clover,a sly play on words which Tommy hopes will appeal to old and new fans and get him back into the limelight......the only major problem being that he forgot...
to mention, when advertising, that he had recent
plastic surgery, which unfortunately didn't go too well,
so that.. now he could easily be mistaken for ...
beatlesinthebog

Wellington, New Zealand

#302 Oct 6, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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to mention, when advertising, that he had recent
plastic surgery, which unfortunately didn't go too well,
so that.. now he could easily be mistaken for ...
Phylis Diller,although if the lights are kept dim there's a good chance that..

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

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#303 Oct 6, 2013
No one will notice that he has no hair. Just like his B side song, Gone, Gone, Gone, his hair bid a fond farewell years ago. Now he has a reason to sing MONY MONY, since his band members, the Shondells...

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#304 Oct 6, 2013
Vee wrote:
No one will notice that he has no hair. Just like his B side song, Gone, Gone, Gone, his hair bid a fond farewell years ago. Now he has a reason to sing MONY MONY, since his band members, the Shondells...
Invested all their savings to just hear him sing this Happy song..

“Towards Christmas.”

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#305 Oct 7, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> Invested all their savings to just hear him sing this Happy song..
but the general consensus of opinion was..

“Forehead wrinkle”

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#306 Oct 7, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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but the general consensus of opinion was..
that Billy Idol sand Mony Mony much better. In fact, in the MTV hall of fame you can find........

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